donkross1:
happy birthday boss. Oya make I serve drinks to celebrate your buyday na.

oya give everybody beta drinks
nd 2 xtra orijins 4 mattkent

Sageez:
i vex pass VEX o

no vex

DVMtuppence:

oya give everybody beta drinks
nd 2 xtra orijins 4 mattkent

Yes sir.

Mattkent:


Thanks. I dunno...maybe she might be back again. It depends. Thanks for reading.

Mattkent be acting like he doesn't know the destiny of all the characters. Gimme your contact address sef..Lemme be your Secretary.

heemah:

Mattkent be acting like he doesn't know the destiny of all the characters. Gimme your contact address sef..Lemme be your Secretary.

Heemah you fine oo. You look like my Jennifer

DVMtuppence:
oya give everybody beta drinks nd 2 xtra orijins 4 mattkent

Tnx but I no dey drink that thing. Gimme water.

heemah:

Mattkent be acting like he doesn't know the destiny of all the characters. Gimme your contact address sef..Lemme be your Secretary.

u want me to talk n spoil the suspense.

I av dash u one like

donkross1:
Heemah you fine oo. You look like my Jennifer

Guy u no serious I swear

She looks like Humaira not jenny.

As par this story is inspired by a true story I for like post their pix but I no sure say them go like that I kind thing.

Mattkent:


Guy u no serious I swear

She looks like Humaira not jenny.

As par this story is inspired by a true story I for like post their pix but I no sure say them go like that I kind thing.

you serious say you get there pictures . Olboi drop me your digits Make talk for whatsapp .

okay now...I pirry this Vanessa girl oh! if Jenny baby cash u ehn, me I'm not there o. its bad enuff dt the ice queen's heart has somewhat been melted by oga Kross and now Vanessa is doing action film with him. no wahala nau...na here we dey, we just dey observe.

oga mattkent, well done oh! sha be doing snake in d monkey shadow style with our minds. This story is lit mahn!!!

hmmm I guess that's Jennifer at work again great work mattkent

donkross1:
you serious say you get there pictures . Olboi drop me your digits Make talk for whatsapp .

PM

lupey:
okay now...I pirry this Vanessa girl oh! if Jenny baby cash u ehn, me I'm not there o. its bad enuff dt the ice queen's heart has somewhat been melted by oga Kross and now Vanessa is doing action film with him. no wahala nau...na here we dey, we just dey observe.

oga mattkent, well done oh! sha be doing snake in d monkey shadow style with our minds. This story is lit mahn!!!

lol....thanks man. I am glad I'm twisting ur minds.

queenjuli:
hmmm I guess that's Jennifer at work again
great work mattkent

Thanks deary.

Mattkent:


PM

correct guy

heemah:
Kwara..Proudly Ilorite

Never knew u from kwara ma'am... Same here though

One thing about Mattkent and his way of bending and twisting things is it's all unpredictable

fiyah:

Never knew u from kwara ma'am... Same here though

**walls in a plate of hot noodles and egg**
e-hug Omo Ilu miii... ☺☺☺☺☺Which part of Kwara are u from??


Mattkent and Donkross1, all the PM and DP u are sharing, there's god ooo...

donkross1:
Heemah you fine oo. You look like my Jennifer

you can 'sabi' lieeeee. Look at her d second tym, she looks like my Venessa

Wait did I hear someone z having a bday parry with free drinks donkross1 iyaff come again. Hemmm Mattkent thanks for the update after a looooooooooong wait. Kross are you playing with my best friend? As in Vanessa my bae I told you this jennifer bae na evil influence for you :-/ just no carry am come for inside this tory parlor. HBD DVMtuppence. At this rate everyone is having a bday I think I'll celebrate anoda birthday tomorrow. Abi

DandyPearl:
Wait did I hear someone z having a bday parry with free drinks donkross1 iyaff come again. Hemmm Mattkent thanks for the update after a looooooooooong wait. Kross are you playing with my best friend? As in Vanessa my bae I told you this jennifer bae na evil influence for you :-/ just no carry am come for inside this tory parlor. HBD DVMtuppence. At this rate everyone is having a bday I think I'll celebrate anoda birthday tomorrow. Abi

Stop shouting my name, I dey inside church joor.

Sageez:
you can 'sabi' lieeeee. Look at her d second tym, she looks like my Venessa

Nawa to you oo. Even the girl know say she look like my Jennifer well well.

A beautiful story mattkent...stumbled on dis thread last nyt nd I've bcome addicted, I luv hw u keep surprising us nd I'm totally inluv wit d characters!

haliluck:
A beautiful story mattkent...stumbled on dis thread last nyt nd I've bcome addicted, I luv hw u keep surprising us nd I'm totally inluv wit d characters!

Hallo madmoiselle.. Ca va? What would you like to drink?

donkross1:
Hallo madmoiselle.. Ca va? What would you like to drink?

*Hmmm dint knw dey offered drinks here* a bottle of coke wud fyn thank u

haliluck:


*Hmmm dint knw dey offered drinks here* a bottle of coke wud fyn thank u

Oya take your coke. If you need anything just holla at your boy

donkross1:
Stop shouting my name, I dey inside church joor.

:-/ Jesus is watching you from heaven

donkross1:
Oya take your coke. If you need anything just holla at your boy

Thanks dear...u so sweet

donkross1:
Nawa to you oo. Even the girl know say she look like my Jennifer well well.

for wer? Oya make we ask her na

Sageez:
you can 'sabi' lieeeee. Look at her d second tym, she looks like my Venessa

Watching you and donkross1 in HD....Btw, join me in celebrating my new position as Mattkent's Personal personal PA (dandypearl read in between lines 3personal) and Secretary...Venue is Mattkent house. Time: 4pm. Bring plates and spoons while coming..

which type of plate (big or small)

heemah:

Watching you and donkross1 in HD....Btw, join me in celebrating my new position as Mattkent's Personal personal PA (dandypearl read in between lines 3personal) and Secretary...Venue is Mattkent house. Time: 4pm. Bring plates and spoons while coming..

ah! Mattkent so you were in need of a PA and you didn't tell me? Don't you know that having a pretty girl like heemah as a PA could be very very 'dangerful'?..... Wer is that my big plate, thought i kept it here? Did donkross1 borrow it it? Come! Who 'thiefED' my plate should return it else what happened in Asarama will repeat itself her