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Sex During Pregnancy - Dangers Revealed! by wimgohealth: 12:01am On Jul 25, 2015
SEX DURING PREGNANCY
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Not all men can stay without sex through out (9 months) of the wife's pregnancy. Conversely, not all pregnant women can stay without sex for a month plus. So to avoid cheating, couples do take laws into their hands sexually. However, sex during pregnancy is a two way affair. It's both healthy and risky. If properly done, both can benefit. If done anyhow, it's either the baby or the mother will be lost; and Sometimes both. Therefore, if you are a potential father or mother, never you joke with this article.
Anywhere, put on your seat belt, as we take the ride together...
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HELLO WILLS...
IS SEX GOOD DURING PREGNANCY:
The answer is YES and NO. Yes in the sense that if you follow laid down rules, your baby and wife will be safe. No, in the sense that if you neglect precautions, you can lost your baby and wife.
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DURING PENETRATION, IT SEEMS I WILL HURT THE BABY:
No sir, your baby is protected by a cervical plug. Nothing can hurt her but make sure your penetration and bangings are not rough. Consider your wife and baby a delicate egg.
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MY WIFE DOESN'T ENJOY SEX DURING THIS PERIOD, WHY?
A lot of women enjoy sex most during this period. However, Some others find it irritating. Therefore, consider it your wife's nature.
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IS EVERY COUPLE QUALIFY TO HAVE SEX DURING PREGNANCY?
No; not all couples are qualify to have sex during pregnancy. If they try, the pregnancy will be lost in any form possible, be it miscarriage or still birth.
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WHAT MAKES US QUALIFY FOR IT?
1. You must be sure You've never deliver prematurely
2. You must be sure there is no form of bleeding
3. You must be sure the amniotic fluid is not leaking
4. You must be sure you've never experience miscarriage.
5. You must however still get a go-ahead order from your doctor.
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FROM THE CONDITIONS ABOVE, WE ARE NOT QUALIFY TO HAVE SEX. WHAT CAN WE DO?
You can both practice mutual masturbation. In mutual masturbation, you are free to please each other paripasu using hand or any other recommended healthy intimacy gadget. Nko unwana?
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MY WIFE IS 9-MONTHS PREGNANT, CAN WE STILL PRACTICE SEX?
Yes, you can both enjoy sex until such a time that her water break. Anytime her water breaks, all sexual activities must stop, else, you will induce complications. Amekop se ntang?
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THANK YOU WILLIAM. I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU. PLEASE, WHAT ELSE DO WE NEED TO KNOW?
You are welcomed Mr.X...The following are what you must observe:
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SEX POSITIONINGS:
1.As the baby grows larger, your wife's tumi becomes bigger. Pressing on her during sex is dangerous. Therefore, you must always choose a position most convenient for her and the baby. Consider the following positionings:
- Woman on top
- Wheelbarrow
- Doggy
- Spoon
- Scissors
- Free top
- Side entry etc etc
N/B: You must use as many pillows as possible to make her feel comfortable.
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CAN WE DO MouthAction?
Yes and No.. Yes in the sense that She can give you a Mouth Action; but it's unhealthy for you to suck her. Not for hygiene pe se . With MouthAction, you can easily kill your baby /wife without prior warning or signal!
NOW LISTEN TO THIS:
Anytime you suck your wife and by mistake some bubble of air from you get trapped in her blood or baby's circulation, AIR EMBOLISM may occur. Consider an embolism in a major artery supplying her brain. She'll faint and die few minutes later. Same can happen to the baby. No autopsy will be able to ascertain aetiology. So it's better, you avoid pleasing her orally even Though she demand. However, if she disturb much, refer her to this article.
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DON'T SUCK OR EJACULATE DURING LATE TRIMESTER:
Don't suck her breast during her third trimester. Don't also ejaculate in her. If you do, you are actually trying to induce premature labour. Remember, if she deliver before time, anything can happen.
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I LEARNT SEX DURING THIS PERIOD WILL MAKE MY WIFE'S DELIVERY EASY:
The answer is pending, depending on her state of psychology.
LET'S STOP HERE FOR NOW..
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Re: Sex During Pregnancy - Dangers Revealed! by toys2seven(m): 12:04am On Jul 25, 2015
Good Pregnancy info
Re: Sex During Pregnancy - Dangers Revealed! by XKZ(m): 12:14am On Jul 25, 2015
Why is the image that of a white couple? Are you trying to say Africans need to learn to have sex properly from whites?
Re: Sex During Pregnancy - Dangers Revealed! by Nobody: 12:15am On Jul 25, 2015
they hardly say no to sex during pregnancy grin grin grin grin, women.

the doctors opinion can wait on this one, that early morning cold weather makes the whole show more creamy grin grin grin grin
Re: Sex During Pregnancy - Dangers Revealed! by Dranatomy: 12:32am On Jul 25, 2015
As far as you've grab the truth; I RESERVE MY STRENGTH.
Re: Sex During Pregnancy - Dangers Revealed! by boboLIL(m): 12:59am On Jul 25, 2015
Thank u dear one for dis wonderful piece
Re: Sex During Pregnancy - Dangers Revealed! by angieberry(f): 1:27am On Jul 25, 2015
hian! calm down na
XKZ:
Why is the image that of a white couple? Are you trying to say Africans need to learn to have sex properly from whites?
Re: Sex During Pregnancy - Dangers Revealed! by XKZ(m): 7:02am On Jul 25, 2015
angieberry:
hian! calm down na

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Re: Sex During Pregnancy - Dangers Revealed! by Dranatomy: 10:22am On Jul 25, 2015
Nice
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Re: Sex During Pregnancy - Dangers Revealed! by RedCard1(m): 3:35pm On Jul 25, 2015
Great article. I will over look the grammatical errors. The sexxx positions though.....doggy, wheelbarrow, spoon, scissors. Wetin happen?
Re: Sex During Pregnancy - Dangers Revealed! by wimgohealth: 11:00am On Aug 21, 2015
Organize a live talk and invite us for physical demonstrations

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