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Re: Hilarious: Funny Questions Attorneys Ask And How Witnesses Respond by hfinest1(m): 6:32am On Jul 27, 2015
buahahahah.... I don laff fall from bed to d ground o.... hahahahahahehehehuhuhibihii
Re: Hilarious: Funny Questions Attorneys Ask And How Witnesses Respond by Nobody: 12:40pm On Jul 27, 2015
OCcool:


ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies
have you performed on dead people?


WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too
much of a fight.

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Re: Hilarious: Funny Questions Attorneys Ask And How Witnesses Respond by Nobody: 12:52pm On Jul 27, 2015
OCcool:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the
autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient
was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my
desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still
been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have
been alive and practicing law.

I just hope the lawyer is just trying to see if the witness is not truthful, i.e by asking the same stupid questions that the answer is already know; you the witness make default and say another thing l, thereby faulting the witness former statement...
Re: Hilarious: Funny Questions Attorneys Ask And How Witnesses Respond by OCcool: 4:09pm On Aug 06, 2015
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Re: Hilarious: Funny Questions Attorneys Ask And How Witnesses Respond by DrMuzoic: 11:47pm On Aug 06, 2015
LMAO. This is hilarious
Re: Hilarious: Funny Questions Attorneys Ask And How Witnesses Respond by OCcool: 4:41pm On Aug 21, 2015
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Judge: So u wantu break up after 13 years of marriage. How many years have you been married?
Man: This judge no get brain o
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Re: Hilarious: Funny Questions Attorneys Ask And How Witnesses Respond by Nobody: 11:24pm On Jun 28, 2016
OCcool:
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________
And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
practicing law dreaming of becoming an atorney haha na psychatric court?

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