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Lmao! Heavens Must Be Shaking With Laughter Right Now by Nobody: 1:16pm On Jul 26, 2015
lord Jesus!!!!....... hv mercy on me for dis post..........i t happened thus about 29 minutes ago as I ws entering d church premises..........from d loud speaker outside I heard something.......my pastor just dropped a bombshell........he said.........all those celebrating birthdays nd marriage anniversary today plss come out........IF U RE SUCH A ONE KINDLY COME FRONT.......lmfao......I swear heaven wld b shaking with laughter
Re: Lmao! Heavens Must Be Shaking With Laughter Right Now by Drhenrysaint(m): 1:17pm On Jul 26, 2015
Re: Lmao! Heavens Must Be Shaking With Laughter Right Now by Melahou(m): 1:21pm On Jul 26, 2015
He's correct...
"You are such a one" is the way he uses to represent you people in the church . grin

Maybe your pastor na road side pastor
Re: Lmao! Heavens Must Be Shaking With Laughter Right Now by Creamish(f): 1:24pm On Jul 26, 2015
U browsing in church?
Re: Lmao! Heavens Must Be Shaking With Laughter Right Now by Nobody: 1:32pm On Jul 26, 2015
Creamish:
U browsing in church?
I don't normally punch women. But your personal text makes me wanna punch you so hard right now.
Re: Lmao! Heavens Must Be Shaking With Laughter Right Now by Nobody: 1:40pm On Jul 26, 2015
Creamish:
U browsing in church?

My dear honestly u are right perhaps I shouldn't be browsing in church but today is different ooo. I never wanted to go to church today until I receive that CALL !!!! From Him , and he says he is coming to visit and he is even on his way,Mehn until I entered the bathroom , dress and enter the church I didn't kW, and it seems I hit the church at the wrong time cos this Pastor grammar is killing me ooo
Re: Lmao! Heavens Must Be Shaking With Laughter Right Now by Nobody: 1:42pm On Jul 26, 2015
Melahou:
He's correct...
"You are such a one" is the way he uses to represent you people in the church . grin

Maybe your pastor na road side pastor

Haba , Man of God ooooooooooooooooo my mouth seal


Anyway tho he don't normally SUCH A blow it. Maybe today he didn't pray before leaving his house
Re: Lmao! Heavens Must Be Shaking With Laughter Right Now by Melahou(m): 6:52pm On Jul 26, 2015
RicardozRichard:


Haba , Man of God ooooooooooooooooo my mouth seal


Anyway tho he don't normally SUCH A blow it. Maybe today he didn't pray before leaving his house


Or maybe he received to much annointing before entering the church
Re: Lmao! Heavens Must Be Shaking With Laughter Right Now by Creamish(f): 5:45pm On Jul 27, 2015
RickRichards:

I don't normally punch women. But your personal text makes me wanna punch you so hard right now.

Hey.. grin
Re: Lmao! Heavens Must Be Shaking With Laughter Right Now by bluntspade: 6:38pm On Jul 27, 2015
Hahahahaha Una no pay offering ni.
Re: Lmao! Heavens Must Be Shaking With Laughter Right Now by Nobody: 6:49pm On Jul 27, 2015
Creamish:

Hey.. grin
You wanna fight me? cheesy
Re: Lmao! Heavens Must Be Shaking With Laughter Right Now by bluntspade: 7:06pm On Jul 27, 2015
RicardozRichard:


Haba , Man of God ooooooooooooooooo my mouth seal


Anyway tho he don't normally SUCH A blow it. Maybe today he didn't pray before leaving his house
Boss u sef gan he don't normally such a blow it abi pastor has infected u
Re: Lmao! Heavens Must Be Shaking With Laughter Right Now by Nobody: 12:15am On Jul 28, 2015
bluntspade:
Boss u sef gan he don't normally such a blow it abi pastor has infected u

Lolzz. My dear that's disease can even infect insecticides grin grin grin
Re: Lmao! Heavens Must Be Shaking With Laughter Right Now by Nobody: 12:16am On Jul 28, 2015
bluntspade:
Hahahahaha Una no pay offering ni.

Maybe ooooo. I can't still figure out. am sure his wife would HV arrested him after the church service when they get SUCH A Home grin grin grin

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