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How To Know If Witches And Wizards From Your Village Are After You by CastroTbb(m): 10:42am On Jul 30, 2015
HOW TO KNOW IF WITCHES
&
WIZARDs ARE FOLLOWING
YOU FROM
YOUR VILLAGE;
IF:

•after entering a bus, it gets
to
your turn to pay your fare
and
you can’t find your money.

•If you are downloading 5GB
of
data and it Fails at 99%.

•If you bought a bold 6 for
9000naira
today and the next day the
price drops to 2000naira

•You win $100millon, u put
am 4
bank, next week d bank
declare
bankruptcy.

•your first day in a
restaurant,
after eating fish, the bone
hang
for your throat.

•If after working for 30
days,
you got fired without salary.

•After selling your fathers
property to go abroad, and
you
still got deported few weeks
later.

• if you take cheat into the
exam hall, and cant
understand
your own handwriting.

• If after 6 abortions and d
guy
still ends up not marrying
you.

• if you submit wassce
question paper with your
answer sheet.

•when ur friend wey just
come
back from Yankee gives u
cheque & did not remember
to
sign Before going back.

• If at age 38 , you still refer
to
Davido as your role model.

• if after you use a heavy
perfume and your body
odour is
still stronger than RAID.

• If After You photoshop
your
Picture & you still Ugly Pass
Taye Taiwo

• If u get expelled 24hrs 2
ur
graduation.

• if ur leg dey show for
passport photograph.

• If You Break-Up With Your
Boyfriend/ girlfriend and he/
she
wins
$100million the next day!.

• if the person that you
were
cursing out in traffic turns
out
to be the one interviewing
you
for a job.

• If U lied to Armed robbers
that
u don’t have a phone, then
it
rings, & ur ringtone is i gat
no worries

• if you sell ur Kidney to buy
a
Range rover sport and they
steal it d next day.

• If u carry textbook go
exam
hall and still dey copy from
others.

• After reading this post and
u
did not laugh, comment, share or
like it.
You should know its from your village!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: How To Know If Witches And Wizards From Your Village Are After You by winetapper: 10:48am On Jul 30, 2015
If the witches and wizard are not following you... You would have spaced your work for Human understanding not for spiritual understanding

grin












my siggy tho

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Re: How To Know If Witches And Wizards From Your Village Are After You by Ginaz(f): 11:01am On Jul 30, 2015
you will know witches are after you when you come back from sch very hungry, in the middle of the rice boiling you ran out of gas..........

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Re: How To Know If Witches And Wizards From Your Village Are After You by pojophilius(m): 5:29am On Jul 31, 2015
dem dy folo op if dis thn no make ftc
Re: How To Know If Witches And Wizards From Your Village Are After You by CastroTbb(m): 2:43pm On Aug 01, 2015
winetapper:
If the witches and wizard are not following you... You would have spaced your work for Human understanding not for spiritual understanding

grin
Done















So they a'int after me grin
Re: How To Know If Witches And Wizards From Your Village Are After You by winetapper: 2:59pm On Aug 01, 2015
CastroTbb:

Done















So they a'int after me grin
Hmm the evil spirit must be stong since then na now e de release you.. God bless the pastor

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