misspicy:

I just leaked a secret for you guys abi

And ladies will not be happy with that.

Nnemuka:

You sound like someone i know. He used "knacking" at some point.

I hope the person strong,sexy & dope like me

misspicy:

Ok...the truth is that in every 10ladies u meet 3 are constant masturbaters,d remaining 7 have masturbated at one time of their life or the other...now this statistic is not international or widely know but due to d questions I asked fellow girls after an inccidence I witness,d answer is in d affirmative from almost all the girls..

Now I know some people especially girls will come and deny the above and probably cuss me out,buh thats just d truth.

Tho I am stll carrying out my research to know the reason behind dis masturbation and possible ways of stopping doz addicted to it,dis is my humble submission.

so you too was once a victim? So what is the way out?

sinestro24:


you think?

last year in manchester, met this jamaican girl we got talking, she likes video games and weed like seriously how cool was she. so she invited me to her flat for some weed sesseion and video games, 30 mins later we are high as f0ck and started making out, she invites me to her room.

its like she forgot she had her toys out in the open on her dressers and bed sef, the one that scared me the most was this massive strap on d1ldo that was hanging beside her bed.

i swear i thought i will be butt f0cked

Chai! Would have made sense had she scarrad your a$$hole with the strap on, that highness for clear by force.

Well, I don't see any thing wrong in 'masturbafing', however, too much of anything becomes a problem.

smsshola:

so you too was once a victim? So what is the way out?

Read d last part of my post.pls

freecocoa:
Well, I don't see any thing wrong in 'masturbafing', however, too much of anything becomes a problem.

By their words we shall know them.

proxillin:


By their words we shall know them.

Duh! Like I owe you an explanation of what I do with my body.

freecocoa:
Duh! Like I owe you an explanation of what I do with my body.

True...enjoy yourself. U need a hand ?

proxillin:
I met this lady during my NYSC service.

She is cool, calm and reserved. She is always indoor and act gently.

With lots of stress and persuasion, we dated, although she was a hard nut to crack. She even agreed to date me reluctantly. Her body language is always discouraging. But I still tagged along.

We both served in the same northern town. She stayed in a church residence throughout her service year.

Her lodge was very close to mine.

I went to her lodge on this faithful Saturday evening, I heard some plates rumbling in the kitchen which suggest she was busy in the kitchen. So I just went directly to her room, I didnt knock as I thought she was the one in the kitchen (She actually shared the same kitchen with some guys on her apartment wing).

Truth be told, these guys dont cook. I hardly see any of them in that kitchen. Its milady I always see there. So i assumed she was cooking. So I went straight into her room to drop my laptop bag. Lo and Behold, she was in the room staring at her phone.

She was playing a porn on her phone, while also inserting an object into her private part.

She quickly rushed up and cover up. She felt embarrassed and uneasy. I pretended as if nothing happened. I tried to make her comfortable.

I later brought up the issue and asked why she denied me se.x and prefer to mast+urbate. She opened up and told me she enjoys it more than sex. I was surprise to see all her sex objects. She really invested in sex objects.

She finally allowed me do the (Close your eyes). Everything changed since then, she still prefers to augment sex with sex object.

We had heated argument on it and she told me point blank "I can't do without masturbation and sex object".

I told her "But this is a problem you need to go for sexual counseling or rehabilitation"

She said "thats why she never wanted to date any guy."

I asked, how she is gonna cope with her husband, what if the husband doesnt have a taste for sex objects. She said "Its either I remain single I find a man that will take me as I am".

Well, it was just NYSC, its just for 1 year after which I dont know you again. Its not of my problem. I started playing along.

But throughout my encounter with her. I noticed the following:

1. She is always tired when home alone. She will just mast+urbate ni sha. I tried to ensure she is not home alone. But any opportunity she gets, she is doing her thing.

2. Anytime I make a move, she is not always in the mood.

3. Always glue to her phone

4. her phone browser history was always pointing to porn site.

5. When home alone, always naked (not with her pants and under below always wet) What Da fck.

And many more signs.

Finally, I concluded she is Possessed.



FYI to Vaseline Association of Nigeria (VAN):
This thread is not for you.

Signed National Coordinator,
Vaseline Association of Nigeria

Please give me her number

misspicy:

Ok...the truth is that in every 10ladies u meet 3 are constant masturbaters,d remaining 7 have masturbated at one time of their life or the other...now this statistic is not international or widely know but due to d questions I asked fellow girls after an inccidence I witness,d answer is in d affirmative from almost all the girls..

Now I know some people especially girls will come and deny the above and probably cuss me out,buh thats just d truth.

Tho I am stll carrying out my research to know the reason behind dis masturbation and possible ways of stopping doz addicted to it,dis is my humble submission.

Miss spicy is bae

That bae that masturbates is far better than the bae that sleeps around (Hiv wise). Choose the lesser evil and leave that unilag bae alone

Must all masturbation involve actually touching oneself.....

Not like I know anything about this topic

otumopkor:
That bae that masturbates is far better than the bae that sleeps around (Hiv wise). Choose the lesser evil and leave that unilag bae alone

otumopkor:

Please give me her number

Ole... See ur mouth

MrsPhyno:
Must all masturbation involve actually touching oneself.....

Not like I know anything about this topic

What version of it r u involved in ?

Tell us...no lies

proxillin:


What version of it r u involved in ?

Tell us...no lies

Ha.

I'm just saying the idea of sticking a finger or some other foreign object in there freaks me out.

proxillin:

you talked abt not liking her body language .how do you mean biko

MrsPhyno:

Ha.

I'm just saying the idea of sticking a finger or some other foreign object in there freaks me out.

Exactly

its making me cringe just thinking about it

MrsPhyno:

Ha.

I'm just saying the idea of sticking a finger or some other foreign object in there freaks me out.

To God! some boys are wanking their soul out here.. Dont waste doz babies!! Keep Calm, go to unilag and discharge

proxillin:


My personal experience. I cant be with her. She is not for me.

I may sound ash but dude, work on your sexx skills. You ain't good in bed... Sorry if it hurts you.

IamLEGEND1:


She probably wasnt getting that much dîck before u came along(some girls are shy like dat)

So she resorted to the only viable option she had: Masturbatiön

ur kondo was supposed to be the escape hatch from her masturbatîon hell

You were supposed to be her liberator...

Her knight in awesome skinny jeans

bt No.......YOU FAILED HER!!

Scratch dat
YOU FAILED THE WHOLE COMMUNITY OF PENÏS OWNERS.

that's just it... But he doesn't see it that way. I gave you a like bro.

Gurgle:


Exactly

its making me cringe just thinking about it

Some babes no send I swear

They'll be drilling the thing like an oil well in Bayelsa

I can't do that stuff (no offence to anyone who does but Tufia)

MrsPhyno:

Some babes no send I swear

They'll be drilling the thing like an oil well in Bayelsa

I can't do that stuff (no offence to anyone who does but Tufia)

I think theyre just trying to stop themselves from sleeping with guys but theyre overdoing it sha

by the time they marry the guy wont even believe that she hasn't known any man lol

otumopkor:


To God! some boys are wanking their soul out here.. Dont waste doz babies!! Keep Calm, go to unilag and discharge

U wan impregnate Unilag babes?

freecocoa:
Chai! Would have made sense had she scarrad your a$$hole with the strap on, that highness for clear by force.

Lol may your butt be a recipient of a massive strap on before the week run out

otumopkor:

Miss spicy is bae

Gurgle:


Exactly

its making me cringe just thinking about it

But when u r in d mood a guy can help with finger

proxillin:


But when u r in d mood a guy can help with finger

Lol Mr man, did you make this thread to get help or just indulge in dirty chats

MrsPhyno:

Some babes no send I swear

They'll be drilling the thing like an oil well in Bayelsa

I can't do that stuff (no offence to anyone who does but Tufia)

Haaaaaaaaa

Gurgle:


Lol Mr man, did you make this thread to get help or just indulge in dirty chats

Trust me there is nothing dirty here

proxillin:

But when u r in d mood a guy can help with finger

no mind her....she dey even use her hand rub there to warm up.