i]or u cud call him/her
angel martinez
pwincezz fiona
or just call him richiebabie
raysparkles

U don craze

If i be woman and you call me the above names, i would chop off your nuts!

lol have u heard kanye's u cud be my black kate moss its the xter that matters

like Osofia i call her "UTU M"

baby love

I call mine, jezebel. Lol

In private I call her 'Mofe do e' and she calls me 'Lets go there'

in public i call her "pearl" but in privat i call her a "bitch"

okpeke!!!

I call mine "IGBIN KAKAKA, EBITI KAKAKA"

Too many to mention ,I call her sweet potato, sweet pie , iyawo mi,big paro etc ,

I call him My king
He calls me Hornychic

baby

dappssee:

In private I call her 'Mofe do e' and she calls me 'Lets go there'

, Nawa oo!!!

makapella:

in public i call her "pearl" but in privat i call her a "bitch"

Dayokanu or Bootycall Dayo or Dayomii


TOYOSI, how u dey?

HeatFusion:

Dayokanu or Bootycall Dayo or Dayomii

TOYOSI, how u dey?

Wadup sis, Im just chilling oo, waiting for the weekend to land. . . u nko, how u been??

Let bro D catch ya, u go smell pepper, 

Since you're just chilling, grab a chair and help me finish my paper. Gimme some ideas, I think I've used so many different ways to repeat my points that I think the paper sound like a broken record. I think he'll notice the repitition


Dnt mind Dayo jare. He's my lover, he just dnt know it yet. Let him continue to shakara.

@post
Sweet pooky dayo

Where's he sef? he's been MIA

Awwwww. . . .a paper??. . .Don't tell me its due tomorrow oo, otherwise wetin u dey do for hia??

How many pages is it. . . . . .if its two, I'll help ya but anything thing more is a no-no, e peye. . . .

Yeah Ma Bro is being AWOL. . . .cant seem to get a hold of him maself . . . . .hopefully hes fine oo!!

POST

Who dash me,

Owner of the Yekini.

TOYOSI20:

Awwwww. . . .a paper??. . .Don't tell me its due tomorrow oo, otherwise wetin u dey do for hia??

How many pages is it. . . . . .if its two, I'll help ya but anything thing more is a no-no, e peye. . . .

Yeah Ma Bro is being AWOL. . . .cant seem to get a hold of him maself . . . . .hopefully hes fine oo!!

POST

Who dash me,

LOL, not due tomor.
But I got other things to do,so it's better to get it done with.
LOL, can't rem. the last time I wrote 2 pages paper sigh.

TOYOSI, where did you send my darling?
He usually asks for moi or me, but I have not heard from him.
Bring am back o, b4 I call EFCC on you

Who dash you ke? berra tell b4 I start naming them for you

[b]@Hauwa[/b]LMAO Oga soldier nko

HeatFusion:

LOL, not due tomor.
But I got other things to do,so it's better to get it done with.
LOL, can't rem. the last time I wrote 2 pages paper sigh.

TOYOSI, where did you send my darling?
He usually asks for moi or me, but I have not heard from him.
Bring am back o, b4 I call EFCC on you

Who dash you ke? berra tell b4 I start naming them for you

True talk oo. . .he never does without at least checking on u twice a day. . .this is really something oo!!!

If i don't here from him in the next 12 hours i have to send a search party out for him for ya sake at least. . .mine is secondary oo

Thank God ya paper ain't due tomorrow oo, oya get 'em acada stuff done, me sef i get plenty plenty to do, 

And what names oo. . .I'm as single as ever abeg!!!

POST

I gat nada!!!!

Twice a day? abegggggggggggggggggggggg oooooooooooooooooooo, dnt let him come here and gimme a piece of his kiss mind

dnt wait 12 hrs ejo ejo, send the search party ASAP!! Help a worried woman


Single you say? Lemme find them sexy (chokes) Nairaland men for you.

Although, you might have to wait eternity b4 I find a "sexy" nler, but. . . .but. . . .it's good to be optimistic, so have faith o

@post
still sticking to dayomii

ROFLMFBO!!!!!!!

I think we might have spoken too soon oo, hes here that was why i wanted to wait for at least 12 hours until i started the search. . .

He can be very unpredictable as u very well know. . . . .LOL!!!!

Sexy gini?? . , nahh I'm good, i have that aspect covered, but he'll have to be very smart and intelligent

Don't too much like awon tumuful and his other monikers. . . . .and then again i ain't searching for Nada, esp. not on this forum!!

POST

Depends on how romantic he is if u know what i mean!!

Where is he, where is he Where is my oga?

Oya, help me get the dinner table ready to serve him his fav meal kia kia. U know how he loves the ekiti pounded yam with egunsi

LOL, no one came looking. Abeg, snce u be my role model, help me be like u.

I want to be as stubborn as you

Tee hee hee. . .hes around naa, not to worry hes preparing for u ur food

Ahhhh. . . .now thats what am talking about jare. . . .iyan and egunsi, hmmmmm. . .now I'm hungry. . . .thats the way to do it oo for real!!

Awwwww, . . . thanks . . . . .i ain't stubborn naaaa . . . its just that we need to do a likkle shakara for these men sometimes thats all.

But no be say make pesin come over do am oo. . . .that one naa gbese. . .

Trust me Ma Bro is In da BUILDING!!!!

you no dey forget  say i dey hang out with service guy

anyway anything revolving around him it is a secret secret

TOYOSI20:

Tee hee hee. . .hes around naa, not to worry hes preparing for u ur food

Ahhhh. . . .now thats what am talking about jare. . . .iyan and egunsi, hmmmmm. . .now I'm hungry. . . .thats the way to do it oo for real!!

Awwwww, . . . thanks . . . . .i ain't stubborn naaaa . . . its just that we need to do a likkle shakara for these men sometimes thats all.

But no be say make pesin come over do am oo. . . .that one naa gbese. . .

Trust me Ma Bro is In da BUILDING!!!!

A lil shakara ke/

lol, the way you dey make dayo sweat sef, that 1 no be lil shakara

@hauwa
na so e be o.

greet soldier boi for us, sa "typical naija girl" dey greet am. lol

Toyosi,

Dont you think the Shakara fit kill person?

Awwwww, . . . thanks . . . . .i ain't stubborn naaaa . . . its just that we need to do a likkle shakara for these men sometimes thats all.

Tender with mercy. Dont kill moi oh. I have been waiting since na haba.

Heatfusion, bawo ni are u ok. Face your assignment.

@Post, ignition while she calls me Key. Like Key and ignition.(Not me oh I heard my friends talking )

Bro dayo, you're o horney

Key and ignition

And me and my study dey do face me face you, so dnt worry abt us

dayokanu:

Toyosi,

Dont you think the Shakara fit kill person?
Tender with mercy. Dont kill moi oh. I have been waiting since na haba.

Naaah Bruv it ain't like that oo. . . like everything else in life i do it in moderation

But don't start getting any silly ideas oo, nothing they happen and noting fit happen too. . . . .

Thank God u good, was a little worried about u truth be told

U'll always be ma personal pesin and u sef sabi that one!!

HeatFusion:

A lil shakara ke/

lol, the way you dey make dayo sweat sef, that 1 no be lil shakara

LOL!!!!!, it is what it is jare,

Oya make u dey face ya work oo, me sef get boku test coming up , laterz

personal person eh? that's how it starts.

Let me not stop you from studying

I mainly call him 'sweetness'!