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The Deceptive Things That Women Do! by Princek12(m): 12:24pm On Aug 10, 2015
1) They wear either Brazilian, Peruvian, or Indonesian hair to deceive us into thinking that it is their hair. Na lie.

2) They wear a wig to deceive us that the bang or hair on their head has been growing for years. Na lie.

3) They wear waist trainers to suck in their fat tummy to deceive us into thinking that their stomach is flat. Na lie.

4) They wear body shapers that configures their body to deceive us into thinking that they have an hour glass figure or a figure 8 shape. Nq lie.

5) They wear make up and paint their face with all kinds of colors to deceive us into thinking that they have smooth skin. Na lie. Wake her up in the morning when she is not wearing her make up and you will run for your life.

6) They wear butt pads and/or butt lifters to deceive us that their ikebe is one to die for. Na lie. Na pancake dey dat ikebe.

7) They wear fake eye lashes to deceive into thinking that their eye lashes are long. Na lie.

8 )They wear fake acrylic nails to deceive us into thinking that they have been growing thir nails for years. Na lie.

9) They play hard-to-get and do small shakara to deceive as if konji or Agro is not plaguing her. Na lie. Just as a Fela said, shakara oloje ni. She desperately needs it more than you.

10) They wear dresses with an hour glass shape drawn in front of it to create the illusion that they have an hour glass. Such dress is deceptive and misleading.

11) They bleach their skin with all kinds of skin-lightening products to deceive us into thinking that they are light-skinned. Na lie. Take a look at her knuckles and you will see that they are black. Take a look at her ikebe too and it would be black. How she has a yellow face with a black butt is deserving of an explanation.

Disclaimer: the above does not apply to every woman and it is not a female-bashing thread. It is meant to highlight how our culture has been diluted by western influence and African beauty is no longer being cherished mostly in Africa and in the black world.

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Re: The Deceptive Things That Women Do! by figoperch: 12:27pm On Aug 10, 2015
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Re: The Deceptive Things That Women Do! by Jhenny(f): 12:28pm On Aug 10, 2015
same old story....
Re: The Deceptive Things That Women Do! by robinicule(m): 12:28pm On Aug 10, 2015
later they will be looking for a real man
Re: The Deceptive Things That Women Do! by robinicule(m): 12:28pm On Aug 10, 2015
Jhenny:
same old story....
ah feel ur pain sis
Re: The Deceptive Things That Women Do! by Nobody: 12:30pm On Aug 10, 2015
Thanks for the disclaimer because really, not all ladies do those things. lol @ #1. Really?
Re: The Deceptive Things That Women Do! by frankay430(m): 12:31pm On Aug 10, 2015
dat is serious
Re: The Deceptive Things That Women Do! by Nobody: 12:33pm On Aug 10, 2015
You know all this, and you still fall for the tricks?huh undecided
Princek12:
1) They wear either Brazilian, Peruvian, or Indonesian hair to deceive us into thinking that it is their hair. Na lie.

2) They wear a wig to deceive us that the bang or hair on their head has been growing for years. Na lie.

3) They wear waist trainers to suck in their fat tummy to deceive us into thinking that their stomach is flat. Na lie.

4) They wear body shapers that configures their body to deceive us into thinking that they have an hour glass figure or a figure 8 shape. Nq lie.

5) They wear make up and paint their face with all kinds of colors to deceive us into thinking that they have smooth skin. Na lie. Wake her up in the morning when she is not wearing her make up and you will run for your life.

6) They wear butt pads and/or butt lifters to deceive us that their ikebe is one to die for. Na lie. Na pancake dey dat ikebe.

7) They wear fake eye lashes to deceive into thinking that their eye lashes are long. Na lie.

8 )They wear fake acrylic nails to deceive us into thinking that they have been growing thir nails for years. Na lie.

9) They play hard-to-get and do small shakara to deceive as if konji or Agro is not plaguing her. Na lie. Just as a Fela said, shakara oloje ni. She desperately needs it more than you.

10) They wear dresses with an hour glass shape drawn in front of it to create the illusion that they have an hour glass. Such dress is deceptive and misleading.

11) They bleach their skin with all kinds of skin-lightening products to deceive us into thinking that they are light-skinned. Na lie. Take a look at her knuckles and you will see that they are black. Take a look at her ikebe too and it would be black. How she has a yellow face with a black butt is deserving of an explanation.

Disclaimer: the above does not apply to every woman and it is not a female-bashing thread. It is meant to highlight how our culture has been diluted by western influence and African beauty is no longer being cherished mostly in Africa and in the black world.
Re: The Deceptive Things That Women Do! by Nobody: 12:37pm On Aug 10, 2015
Wow nd that's how u finished us, sha not everybody does this cheesy
Re: The Deceptive Things That Women Do! by donholy28(m): 12:38pm On Aug 10, 2015
They come to nairaland and claim virgins...na lie
They say na their first time...na lie
They bleach with hypo and say na their color..na lie
They come shopping with one old man and say na their uncle...na lie..na sugardady
They speak phonetically and claim ajebutter ..na lie
Re: The Deceptive Things That Women Do! by vizkiz: 12:39pm On Aug 10, 2015
Sassybae:
You know all this, and you still fall for the tricks?huh undecided

its not like we'v gat a choice
Re: The Deceptive Things That Women Do! by donholy28(m): 12:42pm On Aug 10, 2015
Sassybae:
You know all this, and you still fall for the tricks?huh undecided
E dey sweet to watch person lie when u know d truth...no be say we fall for d tricks... we know them all
Re: The Deceptive Things That Women Do! by Sanmel(f): 12:45pm On Aug 10, 2015
Thanks for the disclaimer because really, not all ladies do those things.[/quote]
Re: The Deceptive Things That Women Do! by Princek12(m): 1:50pm On Aug 11, 2015
The truth really, really is bitter.

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