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Seven Types Of Post Utme Candidates (females) You See In Uniport by MherihGold(f): 10:25pm On Aug 10, 2015 |
1. THE OGBOLOGBOS.
These ones have okpolo(open) eyes....They have
been in Uniport for donkeys years and they never
get admitted. They hv gone through basic,
certificate over n over again and their academic
fruitlessness are now romancing with futile
academic stagnancy. They knw virtually
everything about Uniport...u just can't deceive
dem BUT they dnt hv the Sacrosanct identity
called "MATRIC NUMBER".
2. D'YOUNG SHALL GROW.
Hmm these ones have secondary school written
all over their naive physiognomies. Their hairdo is
either a "lowcut" or "that poff poff thing".They
have "Puberty" written all over their frontal and
posterior contours. They r still trying 2
acclimatize with the university system...They just
walk sheepishly around d school with JambPastQ
in their phalanges & Sandals on their feet and
admire "Unique students"...in their minds they'r
like....."chai...wen am i gona wear dat skirt
oo.....chai see dat girl's hair...e no fine...e
fine....e no fine....e fine.....e no long.....e
long............ah ah watapiiiiiiiiiin?
3. D' BOLOS.
Hmmm these ones are modernized "odes"....they
don't knw anything and they will never ask
Questions.......u'll see them in choba campus
looking for ICTC building....u'll see dem at abuja
campus looking for U&C bank....and they'll never
ask questions.
They end up falling prey into d hands of uniport
scavengars......Bolos be wise "always ask
questions".
4. TUTORIAL MUMUS.
These ones circumnavigate from one tutorial class
to the other instead of sitting down ti read their
JambPastQ. They are specialists at wasting
money.
hey! mumu go and read on your own.
Anything u didnt knw before now is gone. stick
with wat u already knw and dnt get ur cranial
cavity more complicated.
5. PRAYER WARRIORS.
Hmmmm.....these ones are suffering from
spiritocratic olodoism and apostolic
prostitutionism. They are scalar quantities that go
for all church programs with just one prayer
point...."Admission".
More often than not; they usually end up in
brother felix or brother prosper's room and the
upward and downward motionism is instigated
powerfully.
6. THE LOOKU LOOKU GALS.
These ones have the talent of lookery. They will
look at you until u feel like subliming.They'r
mostly beautiful tho.. Earlier today, a postume
lady accosted me...oh! my gush...I revere her for
her unprecedented guts...She said hi..(with a
sweet dovey sonorous voice) I am Tricia a
postUme student. Are you free? can u show me
around??i'm kinda new here. For few seconds, I
was lost...it was unfathomable and mehn she
was damn beauteous. In my mind I was like; Wat
if I was a "badt guy"?? as the thought was
running through my mind, she broke in and said
dnt worry...my spirit said I shud trust you....I fear
small sha o ....buh I really enjoyed the
company...twas really extraordinaré.
7. OYA SHAKE BODY GALS.
Hmmm these ones eh... body just dey sweet
dem....they hv no idea wat they came for. They
just paint their fish eyes and lips, looking like
onitsha masquerades...
They just walk to and fro the campus community,
with their accentuated anatomical gluteal
contours and edges, shaking their behinds in a
ruthless mannerism and impulsively craving the
testeronal indulgence of the sons of men.
They just want to have a Uniport boyfriend by
fire, by yansh, by force.
UNA GO GET BELLE OOOOO.......
TO BE CONTINUED..........
Goodluck with ur exams all the same. You are all
welcome.. but be careful, dem dey borrow person
penis and vagina 4 dis jungle o............SHINE YA
EYESSSSSSS!!!!
By:Ndubueze Endie Umunna.
Meds nd surg.
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Re: Seven Types Of Post Utme Candidates (females) You See In Uniport by Nobody: 10:27pm On Aug 10, 2015 |
Re: Seven Types Of Post Utme Candidates (females) You See In Uniport by megamank(m): 10:28pm On Aug 10, 2015 |
Re: Seven Types Of Post Utme Candidates (females) You See In Uniport by Eeshfar779(f): 10:33pm On Aug 10, 2015 |
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Re: Seven Types Of Post Utme Candidates (females) You See In Uniport by may01(f): 10:43pm On Aug 10, 2015 |
Op, pls space your work. It looks clustered. |
Re: Seven Types Of Post Utme Candidates (females) You See In Uniport by tosyne55(m): 12:34am On Aug 11, 2015 |
Lolzz...THE CIRCUM_NAVIGATORS:This ones will want to check out every single thing in that school,from the library,to the hostels,to the lecture rooms,to botanical garden,to to field,to lecturers lodge,to admin office,if possibble the VC's office,to every where checkable,even the toilet sef..... 1 Like |
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