As much as this is hilarious, there are some form of truth in them too.
Mike Hosking (@hoskingonzb) has outdone himself this time around...





Source: https://www.facebook.com/MikeHoskingBreakfast/posts/1008425705857657

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Hian

Nigeria nko?

How about South Africa and Nigeria

doublewisdom:
Nigeria nko?

Nna, I am sure if dem wan analyze Nigeria own, na to define am first, then write thesis.

Where african cow na?

9ja i guess has 1 cow.....
But Hausa Ibo Yoruba all say is theirs
The cow later dies of starvation

shevon:


Nna, I am sure if dem wan analyze Nigeria own, na to define am first, then write thesis.

Even Buhari's 150 cows won't be enough to illustrate.

doublewisdom:
Nigeria nko?

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Nigerian's own will be like:

YOU HAVE TWO COWS:

EVERYONE DESCENDED ON THEM AND SLAYED THEM IN PIECES FOR MEAT AND GNAWED. SOME ATE AND WERE OVERFED, OTHERS HAVE LITTLE OR NOTHING.

LATER YOU TURNED TO THE TENDERER OF THE COWS (Britain) AND YOU ACCUSED HIM OF PRESENTING THE COWS TOO EARLY WHEN YOU WERE IMMATURE AND INEXPERIENCED.

NOW, YOU BEG TO EAT THE LEFTOVER BONES.

Nice thread @Op but u should have organised the pics wella

Heffalump:

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Nigerian's own will be like:

YOU HAVE TWO COWS:

EVERYONE DESCENDED ON THEM AND SLAYED THEM IN PIECES FOR MEAT AND GNAWED. SOME ATE AND WERE OVERFED, OTHERS HAVE LITTLE OR NOTHING.

LATER YOU TURNED TO THE TENDERER OF THE COWS (Britain) AND YOU ACCUSED HIM OF PRESENTING THE COWS TOO EARLY WHEN YOU WERE IMMATURE AND INEXPERIENCED.

NOW, YOU BEG TO EAT THE LEFTOVER BONES.

Lol, no b only descend. Few folks keep mouth wide open like python dey swallow d cow and milk from it raw.

doublewisdom:
Nigeria nko?

U have cow but refuse to feed them, because u are getting free milk somewhere.