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Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by GboGboAye: 2:03am On Aug 17, 2015 |
Dejmax:LMAOOOOOOOO......too funny!!! |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by deb(m): 2:13am On Aug 17, 2015 |
when you tell her you are going to friends place and she be like: when last did you read your book? |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by SpicyJosBabe(f): 2:20am On Aug 17, 2015 |
olu1759: Hahaha, exactly my mum too. i dey fear her for pricing oo. 1 Like |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by GboGboAye: 2:24am On Aug 17, 2015 |
bummyla:Damn! That's harsh |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by toobadoo(m): 2:28am On Aug 17, 2015 |
When your mom s 'don't spend for women oo' But she can extort life out of you |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by vickylala239: 2:32am On Aug 17, 2015 |
Please let Mi ask my Zimbabwean soldier abt ha mum. Who knows my Zimbabwean soldier mum may still b alive.
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Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by vickylala239: 2:49am On Aug 17, 2015 |
babadem2much: Hmmmmmm #500 for hair cut?? as a child #500 naria. |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Dannie2015(m): 4:33am On Aug 17, 2015 |
When She callS out frm d kitchen n aSks where u kept d pEpper She sent u To grind n u reply her frm outSide tHat it''S in d fridge (RYt there In d. KitChen o) n She goeS likE ''SHould I Go n get it mySelF?" 1 Like |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by uglyBetty1(f): 4:56am On Aug 17, 2015 |
No post 2 Likes |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Ekeke1(m): 5:25am On Aug 17, 2015 |
Hahahahaha.... So true |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by daclint(m): 6:12am On Aug 17, 2015 |
When she touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin That one is so on point, I bet my mum will remove a hot iron from fire, I remember those days my mum will call me when I come to answer she'll be like, if na food now you'll rush, just to come out from your room took u hrs, that's where my Dad will join, NA ONLY FOOD DEM SABI CHOP 4 Likes |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by BRIGHTRIVERS(m): 6:17am On Aug 17, 2015 |
fecosequence:Lol! |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by BRIGHTRIVERS(m): 6:21am On Aug 17, 2015 |
vickylala239:Lol! Vicky wetin Zimbabwe do u? |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by NwabuezeWini: 6:30am On Aug 17, 2015 |
When u ask her a question and she will be like "I don't answer foolish question" |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by stellytwinkle(f): 6:51am On Aug 17, 2015 |
soleexx:how many are they? |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by IceDude(m): 6:53am On Aug 17, 2015 |
Hahahahahaha, OP u too much jor! My mum is a true Nigerian and she is quilty of many of dem... The money wey my mumsy dey owe me don many pass Dangote own sef. Anytime i ask she go just scope me and i go lock up......I love u mum, no woman can take ur place in my heart.....Future wife nor vex |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Fidelcruiz(m): 6:59am On Aug 17, 2015 |
When u provoke her that much to the extent of beating or cursing u and her curse will be like "hukwa ihe o'ma"(may good follow u). MOM U WERE THE BEST MOM and I will always harbor the fond memories we shared. R.I.P 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Nobody: 7:08am On Aug 17, 2015 |
olu1759:That's really true and you must not even doze,unless you wanna receive a slap.. She would be like am praying,you are sleeping,its your life,do anything you want with it. Lazy ass,you cant pray for 5 mins without sleeping,whereas the prayer is almost 45 mins 2 Likes |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Nobody: 7:10am On Aug 17, 2015 |
NwabuezeWini:My mum do that a lot |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by olu1759(m): 7:13am On Aug 17, 2015 |
swaggprofessor:U head de dia,momma na robin hood,Eba is her arrow,she's always precise |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by otimothy(m): 7:14am On Aug 17, 2015 |
my typical nigerian mum,remember those days when i offend her and she says oya come and pass here,still wondering how she does it because the slippers is still on her feet and you are one step away from running omo not even usian bolt would escape the slippers cos na back of your neck e dey come.......chai i sha love dat woman with everything. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by olu1759(m): 7:18am On Aug 17, 2015 |
fecosequence:lol,naso,I first regret say I open facebook for am,cos anybody she see,she de add de go ni oo,including my friends,she's perfect now.... 1 Like |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Nobody: 7:20am On Aug 17, 2015 |
olu1759:I fear my mum in that aspect,even after the person gree 200 mum will still be like its not more than 100,let me 150. After we left the store and I will be like Mum haha ha from 1500 to 150 oti poju, she will reply shey o fu mi lowo e(did you give me money) when its your turn you can give her 2000 but this is how I will do mine. Let me not here anything concerning this matter again since you didn't give me the money 1 Like |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by IceDude(m): 7:22am On Aug 17, 2015 |
BRIGHTRIVERS:Lol, our mothers too funny jawe |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by 1stestees(m): 7:23am On Aug 17, 2015 |
1. when she reserves my canning till midnight just because she doesnt want neighbours to stop her 2. when one night she tries doing doing 1 above and find a matches box in my pocket and ehn en, ki niyii only to open it and set the captive grasshoppers free. RIP mummy, Ikhlas x3. Nobody compares to you mum llll. 1 Like |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Nobody: 7:29am On Aug 17, 2015 |
fecosequence:lol I can't stop laughing remembering that. Mum is just so wonderful,but I LOVE HER DIE |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by ifedayoifedapo(f): 7:29am On Aug 17, 2015 |
Sweet sweet Mums we've got in Nigeria.....
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Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by IceDude(m): 7:31am On Aug 17, 2015 |
gentlered:Lol, the funny thing is that when daddy eventually comes he might not even take any action.....Outa frustration mummy will adjourn the beating...Any time u fall enta anoda trap when daddy nor dey u nor need any prophet to tell u say na dat beating wey daddy fail to beat u she dey give u so 1 Like |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by endisticks(m): 7:35am On Aug 17, 2015 |
what are u guys talking about?all of you have local moms. this is wat my mom will say. Endie if u don't come here, i wont add flakes to ur chicken. If you dont pass ur test, i'll reduce your pocket money to #2000... I LOVE MA MOMIE....muah |
Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Nobody: 7:36am On Aug 17, 2015 |
hrykanu231:Amen to that prayer,I can't imagine my mum leaving me,she's just the best. |
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