bunmioguns:
Osinbajo: Why are you being ungrateful to Fashola?

Ambode : it wasn't my fault, it was the directive from My oga at the top...that's all

bunmioguns:
Osinbajo: Why are you being ungrateful to Fashola?

Ambode : it wasn't my fault, it was the directive from My oga at the top...that's all

GudluckIBB:
This was the conversation in the first picture.

Osibanjo..............Ambode, you mean you forgot the iya biliki Amala and Ewedu wey I say make you buy for me from Lagos?


Ambode..........eeehhhh !!Oga I forget O! Chisos! Oga aabeg make you no vex.

In the second picture

Ambode-----Oga you see! As I dey come, bad road spoil my car,fashola no do any road for Lagos everywere bad and as we dey fix my car, that's why I forget.

In the third picture

The Other Governor------Oga abeg make you forgive Ambode. But I buy suya for you as I dey come.

GudluckIBB:
This was the conversation in the first picture.

Osibanjo..............Ambode, you mean you forgot the iya biliki Amala and Ewedu wey I say make you buy for me from Lagos?


Ambode..........eeehhhh !!Oga I forget O! Chisos! Oga aabeg make you no vex.

In the second picture

Ambode-----Oga you see! As I dey come, bad road spoil my car,fashola no do any road for Lagos everywere bad and as we dey fix my car, that's why I forget.

In the third picture

The Other Governor------Oga abeg make you forgive Ambode. But I buy suya for you as I dey come.

GudluckIBB:
This was the conversation in the first picture.

Osibanjo..............Ambode, you mean you forgot the iya biliki Amala and Ewedu wey I say make you buy for me from Lagos?


Ambode..........eeehhhh !!Oga I forget O! Chisos! Oga aabeg make you no vex.

In the second picture

Ambode-----Oga you see! As I dey come, bad road spoil my car,fashola no do any road for Lagos everywere bad and as we dey fix my car, that's why I forget.

In the third picture

The Other Governor------Oga abeg make you forgive Ambode. But I buy suya for you as I dey come.

IamforGod:


You are as dry as crackers buscuit.






The yellow one.

PentiumPro:

This is the driest joke ever on NL.

Kelklein:
One day a professor entered the classroom and
asked his students to prepare for a surprise
test. They waited anxiously at their desks for the test to begin.

The professor handed out the question paper, with the text facing down as usual. Once he handed them all out, he asked his students to turn the page and begin.

To everyone’s surprise, there were no questions….just a black dot in the center of the
page.

The professor seeing the expression on everyone’s face told them the following:
“I want you to write what you see there.”
The students confused, got started on the
inexplicable task. At the end of the class, the professor took all the answer papers and started reading each one of them aloud in front of all the students.

All of them with no exceptions, described the black dot, trying to explain its position in the middle of the sheet, etc. etc. etc. After all had
been read, the classroom silent, the professor
began to explain:

“I am not going to grade on you this, I just wanted to give you something to think about. No
one wrote about the white part of the paper.
Everyone focused on the black dot – and the
same happens in our lives. We have a white paper to observe and enjoy, but we always focus
on the dark spots.

Our life is a gift given to us by God, with love and care, and we always have reasons to celebrate – nature renewing itself everyday, our friends around us, the job that provides our livelihood, the miracles we see everyday…….

However we insist on focusing only on the dark
spots – the health issues that bother us, the lack of money, the complicated relationship with a
family member, the disappointment with a friend, etc

The dark spots are very small compared to everything we have in our lives, but they are the
ones that pollute our minds.

Take your eyes away from the black spots in your life. Enjoy each one of your blessings, each
moment that life gives you.

Be happy and live a life positively starting NOW!

Israel5:
Should i cmment or not?

Kelklein:
One day a professor entered the classroom and
asked his students to prepare for a surprise
test. They waited anxiously at their desks for the test to begin.

The professor handed out the question paper, with the text facing down as usual. Once he handed them all out, he asked his students to turn the page and begin.

To everyone’s surprise, there were no questions….just a black dot in the center of the
page.

The professor seeing the expression on everyone’s face told them the following:
“I want you to write what you see there.”
The students confused, got started on the
inexplicable task. At the end of the class, the professor took all the answer papers and started reading each one of them aloud in front of all the students.

All of them with no exceptions, described the black dot, trying to explain its position in the middle of the sheet, etc. etc. etc. After all had
been read, the classroom silent, the professor
began to explain:

“I am not going to grade on you this, I just wanted to give you something to think about. No
one wrote about the white part of the paper.
Everyone focused on the black dot – and the
same happens in our lives. We have a white paper to observe and enjoy, but we always focus
on the dark spots.

Our life is a gift given to us by God, with love and care, and we always have reasons to celebrate – nature renewing itself everyday, our friends around us, the job that provides our livelihood, the miracles we see everyday…….

However we insist on focusing only on the dark
spots – the health issues that bother us, the lack of money, the complicated relationship with a
family member, the disappointment with a friend, etc

The dark spots are very small compared to everything we have in our lives, but they are the
ones that pollute our minds.

Take your eyes away from the black spots in your life. Enjoy each one of your blessings, each
moment that life gives you.

Be happy and live a life positively starting NOW!

klem93:
It was a scene from one of the meeting between Vice President Yemi Osibanjo, Chairman National Economic Council and other Governors yesterday. Another photo after the cut showing him explaining Governor Ambode and another Governor explaining themselves to the V.P.


http://www.maxgist.com/2015/08/photos-what-could-have-made-vp-osinbajo.html

GudluckIBB:
This was the conversation in the first picture.

Osibanjo..............Ambode, you mean you forgot the iya biliki Amala and Ewedu wey I say make you buy for me from Lagos?


Ambode..........eeehhhh !!Oga I forget O! Chisos! Oga aabeg make you no vex.

In the second picture

Ambode-----Oga you see! As I dey come, bad road spoil my car,fashola no do any road for Lagos everywere bad and as we dey fix my car, that's why I forget.

In the third picture

The Other Governor------Oga abeg make you forgive Ambode. But I buy suya for you as I dey come.

isbish:
On the day I got a Job offer, I made early front page. Its obvious God loves me like He loves PMB.

klem93:
It was a scene from one of the meeting between Vice President Yemi Osibanjo, Chairman National Economic Council and other Governors yesterday. Another photo after the cut showing him explaining Governor Ambode and another Governor explaining themselves to the V.P.


http://www.maxgist.com/2015/08/photos-what-could-have-made-vp-osinbajo.html

PentiumPro:

This is the driest joke ever on NL.