I'm Heaven sent; likes gals who av a lotta junk in d trunk, a cute face, ripe oranges and a silky skin as well as a good dressense & communicates well; but those would only qualify her for a 'bed space' & not a 'heart space'; would never lay my hands on a 'normal' woman; would cheat 'only' when necessary & not 'cos of boredom;

Czarskit:

[b]I'm Heaven sent; [/b]likes gals who av a lotta junk in d trunk, a cute face, ripe oranges and a silky skin as well as a good dressense & communicates well; but those would only qualify her for a 'bed space' & not a 'heart space'; would never lay my hands on a 'normal' woman; would cheat 'only' when necessary & not 'cos of boredom;

LMFAO. geeez some guys just make me wana. . . . . . . . . .

Czarskit:

I'm Heaven sent;

Iz yu an 'Angeli'?

Moyola:

Iz yu an 'Angeli'?

LMFAO

Who told u u r heaven sent

where are the nairaland guys?

@poster

read my journal and get to know some things about me but am the re incarnate weird one

hmmm, interesting,

@ Moyola

Yup! I'm an Angelus, r u a demonia.


@ ThoniaSlim

U don't av an a*s to laff off not 2 talk of a 'f' one.


@ ChopMoney

Ur sista told me & she sounded c'rious.

Czarskit:

I'm Heaven sent; likes gals who av a lotta junk in d trunk, a cute face, ripe oranges and a silky skin as well as a good dressense & communicates well; but those would only qualify her for a 'bed space' & not a 'heart space'; would never lay my hands on a 'normal' woman; would cheat 'only' when necessary & not 'cos of boredom;

I hope you are not serious

yeah im cool,easy going with free mind,i hate jealousy so i dont jealous someone,im also real. this aint efizi it real.

@ Poster

Seeking guys' resume! Are you looking for a husband?

@ Chykeo : was actually looking for down to earth input, and a good laugh. It's all good fun!

@ poster

I'm every woman's dream. British, spanish, Indian, korean, Nigerian, hausa, igbo, yoruba, Fulani, Nupe, you name it1

Tall, dark and handsome.

Now stop drooling!

@ Gab

Wot? Wetin happen? I dey yarn my mind na. . .

truthfooly, itz hard 4me 2 lie (ur truth-o-meter picks d@?). so i swear b4 ds panel d@ my wtness shal b truth & nofin bt d true lies. so help me Angeli

i'm frm 9ja.proud 2b me. i no dey form. i no dey front.
i likey 2 flirt. smooth-talkin mysef outta committment. me oo, d field is 4 play play so playboyism no b crime. evn wen i settle dwn, xtra curricular activities na must-do.
i no dey lord my opinion over any1 bt i can b stubborn

goodass:

truthfooly, itz hard 4me 2 lie (ur truth-o-meter picks d@?). so i swear b4 ds panel d@ my wtness shal b truth & nofin bt d true lies. so help me Angeli

i'm frm 9ja.proud 2b me. i no dey form. i no dey front.
i likey 2 flirt. smooth-talkin mysef outta committment. me oo, d field is 4 play play so playboyism no b crime. evn wen i settle dwn, xtra curricular activities na must-do.
i no dey lord my opinion over any1 bt i can b stubborn

who hit 'reply' wen i neva finish sef?

i knw wat i want & wat i nid, so no be free-4-all
any lady wt focus? i'l go wt yu
i like 2c my lady @ d top of her career, i mean being d best she can b all round
i no dey gbadun pple wt sef-pity, nope i no fit cope. or u got insecurity hang-over esp wen hangin out wt my pipz? sowwy
nag-gers? count me out patapata
and liars, formers, pretenders, i no dey
of coz beauty must dey, and more imptantly a gud sound head on ur shoulders.
i dey smoke anyth smokable, drink and womanize wel wel
i like dic-ktashun wel wel, so d babe shld b up 2d task too though d@z no guarantee i no go play 'away matches'
and i neva got caught playin away. so beware
i treat 'em well
i'm as gud as u want ur guy 2b & as bad byond ur imaginations
and most importantly no waters is too risky, uncharted to xplore & sail on. i luvey adventures

byebye jor

Czarskit:

@ Gab

Wot? Wetin happen? I dey yarn my mind na. . .

I dont think you are that kinda person now U are far way better than that and my guts told me so.

goodass:

truthfooly, itz hard 4me 2 lie (ur truth-o-meter picks d@?). so i swear b4 ds panel d@ my wtness shal b truth & nofin bt d true lies. so help me Angeli

i'm frm 9ja.proud 2b me. i no dey form. i no dey front.
i likey 2 flirt. smooth-talkin mysef outta committment. me oo, d field is 4 play play so playboyism no b crime. evn wen i settle dwn, xtra curricular activities na must-do.
i no dey lord my opinion over any1 bt i can b stubborn

goodass:

who hit 'reply' wen i neva finish sef?

i knw wat i want & wat i nid, so no be free-4-all
any lady wt focus? i'l go wt yu
i like 2c my lady @ d top of her career, i mean being d best she can b all round
i no dey gbadun pple wt sef-pity, nope i no fit cope. or u got insecurity hang-over esp wen hangin out wt my pipz? sowwy
nag-gers? count me out patapata
and liars, formers, pretenders, i no dey
of coz beauty must dey, and more imptantly a gud sound head on ur shoulders.
i dey smoke anyth smokable, drink and womanize wel wel
i like dic-ktashun wel wel, so d babe shld b up 2d task too though d@z no guarantee i no go play 'away matches'
and i neva got caught playin away. so beware
i treat 'em well
i'm as gud as u want ur guy 2b & as bad byond ur imaginations
and most importantly no waters is too risky, uncharted to xplore & sail on. i luvey adventures

byebye jor

Greg, no matter what you do. Ill always respect you to the fullest. One love

Greg! Playboy? I dont think so

greggabby.com ow u doin?
dem say make we yarn trooth datz y i dey try rmbr whu i b.
wen i 1st saw d topic, i tot she wan dare us as per gettin down nt knowing na 'truth or dare' game.
newayz i don talk my own.
ow d boyz naw? mz u

I cant' beat my wife cause while i was growing up, i have never seen my dad raising his hands to beat my mum.i emulate that from him even though women can be frustrating sometime,i won't beat her.MORE OVER IT IS A SIN TO BEAT ONE'S WIFE

uhmmmm

Oya, dis is zee trut:
1. I is a 1 woman man.
2. Nt a woman beater.
3. I flirt 4 d fun of it & knw wen 2 hit zee brakes. I do zee John Legend tin @ tyms sha.
4. My galfrnd is d best so my eyes r insyd 2-4.
5. Shez very very fine et al.
6. Her beauty iz a frakshun of wot I lyk in her though.
Shez got zee qualiteez of a perfekt gal.
5. I'm nt perfect but I twy. . .

Some actually get it, dare to tell the truth if you know what that is. I I wont generalize again One luv to those who played along. Peace!

you can and should never take NL men seriously, they will all lie and say they were sent from God n they are the best, its all lies.

1. i like a woman who is actually inteligent (someone who goes beyond just pretty)
2 i am no woman beater (i get angry but not angry enough to raise my hand i shut down when i'm angry-im working on it)
3. i love a woman who knows when to just "let it go" without driving me crazy
4. i love my woman very much but i am not dead (i look but i dont talk or touch) and she knows this
5. i love a woman who appreciates the effort (i dont need to be thanked and praised but show me that my efforts are appreciated)
6. i love a woman who enjoys a power struggle (you can't let me walk over you because you will be boring)
7. i dont want a woman like my mother (figure that one out )
8. i remember the important dates
9. i am educated and you as a woman has to either be at the same education level or above mine
10. i would only marry a woman whose earning potential is high

the list goes on and on and my lady meets almost all these criterias. no one is perfect

goodass:

greggabby.com ow u doin?
dem say make we yarn trooth datz y i dey try rmbr whu i b.
wen i 1st saw d topic, i tot she wan dare us as per gettin down nt knowing na 'truth or dare' game.
newayz i don talk my own.
ow d boyz naw? mz u

But I dont think you are a playboy now. . . Does not sound like you atall. The boys? As usual. Being the menace of the house but soon Ill show them a lesson I hope you are fine your side.

Czarskit:

Oya, dis is zee trut:
1. I is a 1 woman man.
2. Nt a woman beater.
3. I flirt 4 d fun of it & knw wen 2 hit zee brakes. I do zee John Legend tin @ tyms sha.
4. My galfrnd is d best so my eyes r insyd 2-4.
5. Shez very very fine et al.
6. Her beauty iz a frakshun of wot I lyk in her though.
Shez got zee qualiteez of a perfekt gal.
5. I'm nt perfect but I twy. . .

So overall, U are actually looking at Jesus Christ mother right?

omega25red:

1. i like a woman who is actually inteligent (someone who goes beyond just pretty)
2 i am no woman beater (i get angry but not angry enough to raise my hand i shut down when i'm angry-im working on it)
3. i love a woman who knows when to just "let it go" without driving me crazy
4. i love my woman very much but i am not dead (i look but i dont talk or touch) and she knows this
5. i love a woman who appreciates the effort (i dont need to be thanked and praised but show me that my efforts are appreciated)
6. i love a woman who enjoys a power struggle (you can't let me walk over you because you will be boring)
7. i dont want a woman like my mother (figure that one out )
8. i remember the important dates
9. i am educated and you as a woman has to either be at the same education level or above mine
10. i would only marry a woman whose earning potential is high

the list goes on and on and my lady meets almost all these criterias. no one is perfect

So you are looking for super woman right?

Am kinda anti-social but can be friendly if need to be.don't like to cheat people or hurt them.eventually ave accumulated so much anger and fear that it clouds my thinkin and kinda makes me paranoid.but am extremely talented and can learn skills.it's rare for me to be nice except i really like you.

pc guru:

Am kinda anti-social but can be friendly if need to be.don't like to cheat people or hurt them.eventually ave accumulated so much anger and fear that it clouds my thinkin and kinda makes me paranoid.but am extremely talented and can learn skills.it's rare for me to be nice except i really like you.

U are antisocial No wonder I like you ooo.


My bf is kinda antisocial, my boss is very antisocial, my best friend is antisocial but when Gabby is around, heheheheheh!

@ Gab

Jesus Christs mother? She's REAL! I'm not searching, I alredi av her. . .

But you are looking for a clone of her to be your gf right?