1. Brother John and Sister Mary
People in this category need little or no introduction. They live the simplified triangular campus lifestyle. From Hostel to Class to Church, then back to the Hostel again. They wake up as early as 3am to pray till 6 o'clock in the morning; like they're the only humans with problems. I mean, even their guardian angels as still wide asleep by that time! There's this one next to my room that prays like she's having a seizure and hiccups simultaneously. So annoying!

2. The Introverts
Honestly, I think the Federal Government needs to establish a rehab for these set of people. You only get to see them twice a day; when they have lectures to attend, and when get back from school. They live a totally mundane kind of life. Only God knows what they do or the fun they derive from staying indoors like forever. Maybe the are also glued to their phones trying to win the First to Comment (FTC) trophy on every Nairaland's thread; just like their godmother, INTROVERT.

3. The Amebos
Darn! Nothing good comes out of these people. You find them everywhere their attention is never needed. They come to borrow match stick from you only to return it 30 seconds later. As if that's not enough, you hear a knock 2minutes after their previous escapade. Now they want your pen! All these unthinkable display of mental retardation just because they want to have an inkling of what you're doing with your female guest. Totally infuriating.

4. The Chefs
The name says it all. At their presence, the kitchen comes to life. Not just the kitchen, it's environs too. You can perceive the aroma of their handiwork from a mile away. The taste of the harvest of their talent is also everything to write home about. I call these people "The Live Savers and The Live Takers". They do the former when they voluntarily offer you a plate of whatever it is they're cooking. You can't imagine the joy that follows when they do this. Lol

5. The O.B.O
This is the lad/lass that has the tightest wardrobe, classic ride, well furnished apartment, cute babe e.t.c. Lest I forget, just like Ice Prince, they don't wear a shoe twice too. Lol

6. The Playboys
These people don't have friends of the same gender at all; except, of course, their fellow playboys. They come into the hostel with different varieties of babes. Please don't even try telling me they all come around for Chemistry Tutorial! Tall, short, fat, chubby, skinny, midgets, dwarfs, hookers and even innocent Deeper life girls that want to preach their usual gospel to them. Oh well, enough said.

7. Kindly add yours.

source: http://www.campusdailies.com/2015/08/people-in-off-campus-hostel.html?m=1

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Yawnzz

hmm...but OP u cannot blame introverts;they loose energy hanging around or being with people and they recharge or gain the energy lost by being alone and solitary. That's their personality.

What about those that 'cohabit' as if university is where young people come to learn how to become couples...

Anything you do brethren, pray not to have deeper life members as your roommates. They will make your life hell. How you eat and breath and press your phone will be considered very sinful!

Hmmmm... Another story.. Lol

The Musician.

youngpol:
Anything you do brethren, pray not to have deeper life members as your roommates. They will make your life hell. How you eat and breath and press your phone will be considered very sinful!

seriously... Lol

Iamsynord:
The Musician.

the ones wey go carry 5 speakers put for room abi?

christejames:
What about those that 'cohabit' as if university is where young people come to learn how to become couples...

shey you no dy do am ni

Op sef dy under the introvert part... Always looking for frontpage...

The Parasites. They move around for free meals.

the linus, i so miss one guy in my hostel den. na to dey gist us of hin papa ranges, benz nd porshe ,hw babaginda dey come der house, hw he dey go gand for hols . looking at d guy he go always broke, e no get beta dress . many mumu gals fall sha smh. anytime person go hin supposed area for magodo. he will say i no dey house o. kikikikikiku

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Introvert I am

Hmmmmm

I fall in no 2

Ok

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what abt the: "if dem Waka pass, Something go lost? "

The gamblers nko?

Ok

Thanks for telling me

the freedom fighters :Pl

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..Those guys wey dey use Igbo wake person up 4rm sleep
..Those girls wey different cars d drop dem 4 lodge, u go begin wonder weda na her papa get Innoson motors
..Those people wey no gree buy 11K generator, always calling me to ask me weda I on gen, say d wan charge phone or play Game
..Those people wey u no go just understand dia way/package, today dem go cari Bible, tmwr dem go cari weed, next tmwr u go see dem d drive Taxi inside Sch Or see dem selling in a shop ?
..Those people wey dey like 6-10 in a room (mostly guys ), I call it- On camp in Off Camp or hostel in lodge
I don taya