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| Vacancy (no Offence Please): No One Wants This Job I Believe by Nobody: 6:44am On Aug 26, 2015 |
Vacancy!!! Job Title: Backbitter/Backstabber Functions: 1.To be able to talk about someone in a bad light 2. To delve into matters that doesn't concern him/her 3. Able to lie Qualities: Must be a staunch hypocrite Qualifications: 1.No certificate needed. 2. Your mouth alone can do the job for you 3. Being a hypocrite is an added advantage and 4. You must know how to lie Remuneration: The remuneration is so high that only God can help pay you. By dealing with you. How to apply: You don't need to go through any strenuous means to apply. Just start talking, lying, backbiting and gossiping.. God will pay you accordingly Application closes: Application will be on forever and ever. No closing date till your life comes to an end.... Then you will receive your remuneration #no_offence #just4fun #buahahahahahahaha_kekekekekeke Lesson: Whatsoever bad you do in this world, shall never go unpunished in the hereafter... Watch your mouth, it is the best judge Source: No source, just an idea/funny writeup |
| Re: Vacancy (no Offence Please): No One Wants This Job I Believe by mimopel(f): 8:33am On Aug 26, 2015 |
OK..... next  |
| Re: Vacancy (no Offence Please): No One Wants This Job I Believe by alexinfinity(m): 9:02am On Aug 26, 2015 |
can't believe i opened this!  |
| Re: Vacancy (no Offence Please): No One Wants This Job I Believe by olafum1(m): 9:29am On Aug 26, 2015 |
alexinfinity:Me too, But it's nice sha |
| Re: Vacancy (no Offence Please): No One Wants This Job I Believe by rottable(m): 12:52pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
Stupidity is a great disease |
| Re: Vacancy (no Offence Please): No One Wants This Job I Believe by Nature129(m): 1:47pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
So, this is what joblessness does to people? Smh 1 Like |
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