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Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Suremercies: 9:34pm On Aug 30, 2015
Richybang:
you can do that for a fearful dog this no talk no eye contact don't work for some dogs mine don't need to look at your eye or body movement she looks at your feet your 1st to your 4th (foot steps) if its too confident she attacks if its too weak she attacks you have to be in between before she can let you be she is not just a dog she is a guard dog some dogs don't care about body movement or eye contact
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 9:34pm On Aug 30, 2015
StainlessH:


Please how did you run faster than a dog in 1kilometer?
It's very possible, bruh cool
Have never been caught by any of those animals once, cos, terror lent me wings cheesy
Dunno how I out-ran even hefty, terrifying dogs on all the uncountable encounters I had with 'em idiotts angry
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by mgbedianya(m): 9:35pm On Aug 30, 2015
l just dey read this topic just dey laugh like a mad man, lo and behold one fierce looking ekuke just burst out from no where as if it knows l was reading about them, just running towards me, and l didn't notice it on good time. Omo come see how l pick race , l know no weda they send am , na so my phone fall scatter screen

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Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 9:35pm On Aug 30, 2015
figo05:


Guess the dog didn't see what to bite behind u that's why he choosed to bite ur sister's
hahahaha....trust me na, i have long legs
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 9:37pm On Aug 30, 2015
juicee1:
a dog is a man's best friend. grin
...bruh, not me. You won't understand embarassed
To worsen it sometimes, the owners laugh while I'm battling for my dear life or Mum insists I go back and get what she sent me to get; dog attack or not sad
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Drkul(f): 9:42pm On Aug 30, 2015
I was about 6yrs then, we went for holz at a cousin's. The dog chased my younger bro and I, we had to enter a white garment/ cele church. Plenty slippers were outside. We just ran in with our slippers

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Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by iwakacome: 9:43pm On Aug 30, 2015
One random morning like that, since I couldn't sleep all night long I decided to allow devil tempt me into jogging, 5am I left home that I must jog today. Na so I enter on street, as I enter na like 6 dogs dey do meeting. I declear blood of Jesus turn like robot enter gear 4. If no be God way make me hide inside gutter my parts for scatter like say na bomb meet me

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Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by ChukChinCol(m): 9:43pm On Aug 30, 2015
How can I 4get Feb 14 2010, wen Bracket released yori yori. The song dey craze me dat year. And one Joint was hosting em for 3h gate fee...try and stop me. I dress go....

Around 2am, d DJ closed. And I was hopin it was Tdb #for_just_3h. I was putting on short, and mosquito plenty no be small. And I came alone. I decided 2go home...my house was somehow trekkable. Firstly, I ran into some securitymen who cautioned me seriously abt late nyt waka. Na God save me dat day, d oga ask me 'wat if dey shoot me now and place a gun on my body and tell ppl 2mao dat dey shot me as we were robbing, others escaped wit bullet wounds? I beg em wit all my hrt. It wasn't upto 5mins I left em, nnaa see dogs, hefty hefty dogs. They were jugging near me. My best bet was to run back to the securitymen, bt wat d securityman told me gives me shivers, heck at it, they may shot at me thinking it was a thief the watchdogs sniffed out. I preferred the dogs maybe they won't eat me finish, to a bullet tru my head! But seven rabid dogs! As they drew closer they increased their pace, a ploy to put me in motion but I was trapped by d fear of a bigger danger. I wanted to shout, my voice failed me. They were now very close to me, I wanted to form JamesBond, I began to wave em away feigning one kyn boss. But dem no evn do likesay dem hear me. By then fear enveloped me like blanket, I tot abt d horrible death dat awaits, I said 'God, it never crossed my mind dat I will be killed by dogs...wat a death, shameful I must tell u' As they get to me. I wanted to show em dat am harmless. I cldnt run, its too late. 7 dogs with 200w eyes, no chance in hell. The hand I raised while trying to wave em away, I began to return it make dem no see am as a form of attack. But I cldnt bring it down completely cos my hand will touch their head, that's how huge they were. So I hang it midway. I can feel their hot air all over my bare legs. One bit at my snickers, another my short. I was halfdead. I cldnt look at em, I closed my eyes. I can't even think. I felt em leaving one after the other. But some remained. Atlast only two remained. But two = seven. Na only zero be zero. This two began barking like say dey just noticed me now. Another two return to join em. They were now bark and jumping furiously at me. My legs were shaking. At this moment, 'I prayed...God pls u knew I didn't com here to hurt anybdy why shld these beasts devour me?' As if God answered, one left, the barking ceased. Only sniffing. Two reluctantly left. The last one circled me before running away. I was still shocked to move. Then I move cautiously, watching the direction they followed before I moved d next leg.
That's how I escaped devouring.

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Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by kinibigdeal(m): 9:44pm On Aug 30, 2015
MizMyColi:
Dogs avoid me. Not the other way round.
Then you must be from those particular zone in nigeria undecided
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 9:47pm On Aug 30, 2015
Caracta:
The dog charged towards me and barked right at my face. Then it climbed over me and went the other way.

I was disrespected, ridiculed and bullied by one of them without an apology!

this part gat me laffing ma butt off. Thank God u werent molested by d dog,lol

to think u still want an apology.if you meet the dog one on one again,will you accept the apology in that same manner

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Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 9:49pm On Aug 30, 2015
Midehi:

hahahaha....trust me na, i have long legs

I knw u have long legs and flat.....

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Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 9:51pm On Aug 30, 2015
figo05:

I knw u have long legs and flat.....
really? keep guessing grin

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Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by llaykorn: 9:52pm On Aug 30, 2015
MuhdG:
What happened to the other one? Abi u don sell am?
Yeah, OLX thingz.... grin
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 9:52pm On Aug 30, 2015
mgbedianya:
l just dey read this topic just dey laugh like a mad man, lo and behold one fierce looking ekuke just burst out from no where as if it knows l was reading about them, just running towards me, and l didn't notice it on good time. Omo come see how l pick race , l know no weda they send am , na so my phone fall scatter screen

Lie detector.still commenting with a broken screen,ow manage?
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by vivalavida(m): 9:53pm On Aug 30, 2015
Midehi:
yea, me and my kid sis then, we ran but the dog caught up with her and bite her bum bum grin


long story sha.

lol
pele
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 9:54pm On Aug 30, 2015
Midehi:

really? keep guessing grin

If am coming back I pray u be on duty so I can go behind and look well
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by IceDude(m): 9:54pm On Aug 30, 2015
Mirror97:
I think i was 10years old when i got chased by a Dog, i wanted to buy a biscuit then '' Coster biscuit'' those days the quantity of the biscuit do vary from each other some might be 7 while some might be 6 , there was an old woman in front of my house selling it but its not up to 7 so i left my house and i went to a different shop to get the one of 7 on my way back home i was happy so i started jogging then i got chased by a crazy Dog i ran away but i fell down ...... Could you believe the Dog ate my biscuit and left that day i cried like shit!!! i had a bruise in my left leg lol.......
Lol, that dog is a hustler.
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by MrFlavvor(m): 9:56pm On Aug 30, 2015
juicee1:
you mean a puppy chased you guys? Fear fear grin

There was this compound at igbo-elerin okokomaiko called white house. Whenever a car wants to go inside, pray you are never caught close to its gate or anywhere on the street where the house is. Why? Immediately the gate flings open to let the car in, about 20 hefty looking dogs bounce out and make a dash to the end of the street and back. My house was close to the building so it was huge fun watching people scamper for safety grin.

The dogs were local dogs but well fed and looked burly and hairy than most of what we call GSD today.
grin
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by lepasharon(f): 9:58pm On Aug 30, 2015
hedonistic:
For those who should know, is it lawful to allow your dog roam free in a public space? In my Estate one fool who lives close to my house is in the habit of unleashing his dog late at night to roam all around our avenue. Some of us are night crawlers and on a few occasions, I have encountered the dog and had only managed to pass by without incident. I have vowed that if ever, God forbid, this dog injures somebody one day, I will not only make sure that I butcher it to death, but I will also burn the owners house down. Nothing like sorry will be entertained.

If you like your stupid dog, keep it within your own compound instead of constituting a nuisance with it and endangering the lives of other law abiding citizens!


I hate dog owners ! lipsrsealed
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 9:59pm On Aug 30, 2015
figo05:

If am coming back I pray u be on duty so I can go behind and look well
you think i can't detect you hun?
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Nobody: 10:00pm On Aug 30, 2015
vivalavida:

lol pele
grin
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by richard870(m): 10:03pm On Aug 30, 2015
juicee1:
cool

I remember my childhood years in Navy camp site Apapa lagos. The neighbourhood was like a nice american neighbourhood with houses situated in large plots of land with each house fenced by christmas trees. The next plot from ours had a crazy dog called bully. Bully had the colour pattern of a Rottweiler/GSD mix and was a female. The whole neighbourhood was scared of the dog. This dog was so wicked and fearless that it could chase you right in your own plot of land. I remember how it chased I and my friend right in my own compound for no damn reason. While the dog was on me, I made sure I ran closer to my friend just to shake the dog off me and ensure he had a share of the chase too, a thing he also did. This made the chase very long, but along the line we realised that the dog was no more behind us.

Bully later became pals with me when it gave birth to a single pup as it always does. First was Jimmy, which was given to a neighbour but later became a dog for whoever was willing to feed it. Second was Tigress, whom the owner's son cried tears to prevent his dad from giving it to me cos the pup was very beautiful. Then came the third single pup which was handed to us.

After the owner gave the pup to us, bully wouldn't let go. She turned our house to her home because of the pup as I fed her from time to time. This gave me the opportunity to touch Bully grin. Days latter, she took the pup away and we never saw both of them again.

The neighbourhood became free for kids to play grin


Share your own story of that wicked dog in your neighbourhood or how you got chased by a dog.
Mine was when i forced a neighbour's dog 2 eat mango...it wasn't funny cry
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by missmary(f): 10:03pm On Aug 30, 2015
[quote author=Richybang post=37499862]
grin I cried after reading your post.. The laughter just wan finish me... *wipes tears*... Kai
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by Mirror97: 10:03pm On Aug 30, 2015
No mind the Dog jare smiley
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by whodeyhere: 10:05pm On Aug 30, 2015
I remember when I was chased by James Bond so it was called then, I was about 6/7yrs, we kicked our ball into the owners compound, I and one guy went to pick the ball only to be chased by the dog, i ran until i fell down and the dog stopped immediately and turned back into the compound. I sustained some bruises but it was minor. Since then, i don't visit people until they confirmed they don't have dog. I was so scared.

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Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by missmary(f): 10:05pm On Aug 30, 2015
richard870:
Mine was when i forced a neighbour's dog 2 eat mango...it wasn't funny cry
I don cry finish *laughing out my heart... Why would you try that...

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Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by conquerorsegun(m): 10:10pm On Aug 30, 2015
Yes In d dream... Blood of Jesus saved me
Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by missmary(f): 10:10pm On Aug 30, 2015
ChukChinCol:
How can I 4get Feb 14 2010, wen Bracket released yori yori. The song dey craze me dat year. And one joint was hosting em for 3h gate fee,,,try and stop me. I dress go....

Around 2am, d DJ closed. And I was hopin it was Tdb #with_3k. I was putting on short, and mosquito plenty no be small. And I came alone. I decided 2go home...my house was somehow trekkable. Firstly, I ran into a security men who cautioned me seriously abt late nyt waka. Na God save me dat day, d oga ask me 'wat if dey shoot me now and place a gun on my body and tell ppl 2mao dat dey shot me, others escaped wit gun wounds? I beg em wit all my hrt. It wasn't upto 5mins I left em, nnaa see dogs, hefty hefty dogs. They were jugging near me. My best bet was to run back to the securitymen, bt wat d securityman told me gives me shivers, wat if they shot at me thinking its a thief the watchdogs sniffed out. I preferred the dogs, maybe they won't eat me finish but a bullet tru my head? But seven rabid dogs! As they drew closer they increased their pace, a ploy to put me in motion but I was trapped by d fear of a bigger danger. I wanted to shout, my voice failed me. They were now very close to me, I wanted to form JamesBond, I began to wave em away feigning one kyn boss. But dem no evn do likesay dem hear me. By then fear enveloped me like blanket, I tot abt. Horrible death dat awaits, I said 'God, it never crossed my mind dat I will be killed by dogs...wat a death, shameful I must tell u' As they get to me. I wanted to show em dat am harmless. I cldnt run, its too late. 7 dogs with 200w eyes, no chance in hell. My hand dat I raised while trying to wave em away, I began to return it make dem no see am as a form of attack. But I cldnt bring it down completely cos my hand will touch their head, that's how huge they were. So I hang em midway. I can feel their hot air all over my bare legs. One bit at my snickers, another my short. I was halfdead. I cldnt look at em, I closed my eyes. I can't even think. I felt em leaving one after the other. But some remained. Atlast only two remained. But two = seven. Na only zero be zero. This two began barking like say dey just noticed me now. Another two return to join em. They were now bark and jumping furiously at me. My legs were shaking 'I prayed...God pls u knew I didn't com here to hurt anybdy why shld these beasts devour me?' One left. The barking ceased. Only sniffing. Two left. The last one circled me before running away. I was still shocked to move. Then I move cautiously, watching the direction they followed before I moved d next leg.
That's how I escaped devouring.


Jesus i don cry finish for Hear... This tory tory no be beans.... Kai... Belle don dey pain me

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Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by janefrancisca(f): 10:10pm On Aug 30, 2015
hedonistic:
For those who should know, is it lawful to allow your dog roam free in a public space? In my Estate one fool who lives close to my house is in the habit of unleashing his dog late at night to roam all around our avenue. Some of us are night crawlers and on a few occasions, I have encountered the dog and had only managed to pass by without incident. I have vowed that if ever, God forbid, this dog injures somebody one day, I will not only make sure that I butcher it to death, but I will also burn the owners house down. Nothing like sorry will be entertained.

If you like your stupid dog, keep it within your own compound instead of constituting a nuisance with it and endangering the lives of other law abiding citizens!
oga no be fight nah

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Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by doskie(m): 10:11pm On Aug 30, 2015
any dog that chases me at my age does so at its own risk. I walk around with a knife on my waist. I will never ever run again. its a running game we play, their turn to run.

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Re: A Tale Of How You Were Chased By A Dog by classiclee(m): 10:13pm On Aug 30, 2015
My own no b hear ..I even marked the date August 13 2009 that year i was in command sec school ,I came back home for holidays Great GrandMa sent me to buy bread on my way I met this dog by the road side I became afraid walking gently the dog noticed it stood up and pursued see race thank God I was fast dose days and I bro stopped the dog
Ripp to great grandma

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