leahcimzil:

haha if you try that one with my dog eh, you won't live to tell the tale

awesomesossy:

U can't catch me...I ve learnt how to run since dat day....do I ll run away from u.....

morbeta:
Mine is a very simple story, my pitbull held me hostage for a day cos of temporary loss of memory. It was a very trumatic experience.

Ramos16:

guy better put that pitbull down oh, as far as i am concernd they are the most dangerous of all dogs... One has actually removed the whoke cheek and jaw bone of a full grown man

Seun:
I've never been chased by a dog. When I see a scary dog, my instinctive reaction is to freeze and look away, not to run. This hasn't failed yet.

RexTramadol1:


Alhaja Coli



Av u heard of digbolugi?

shadowgwalker:
Like the magnetic field , and the materials involved i will go wherever u go to

ijechikky:
Mines Epic...
It hppnd in 2003, we moved in to a new apartment,, its was a big compound nd we shared it wit anoda family, altho we use different gates, it happns dat our neighbour has dis look alike lion dog calld Terry, d only difference between terry and a lion is the mane,dat thick hairs dat covers round its neck.. wat amuses me is how dey treat terry, seems like he's human, comfortable cage house, mouth watering meals, bathin d lion everydy nd funny stuffs to numerous to mention..
On dt particular day dat I was attacked, I, my brother nd my 6month old cousin were at home, so I wenta get somtyn outside d street, wen going out I noticed dt terrys cage wasnt properly locked, he was jumpin nd barking vigorously, nd mesef come lock up wit fear,i passed nd jammed d gate.
5mins I returned,as I say mek I lock gate na so terry just use head opn cage, I ran he chased me,as I was runin I was shoutin, my broda dat was at balcony was also shouting Terry,Terry,,,, I dunno how d spirit of God overpowered me nd lifted me up nd I saw myself ontop a car parkd in d compound, still panting in tears nd sweats cos I was very young, I looked dwn nd terry was still lookin up,barkin profusely waitin to devour me,, I had to stay put ontop d car till d owners came nd locked him bak..i remembrd my dad mekin troubles wit dem aftr we narrated wat hppnd..
Terry bcame my worst day-dream and Worst night-mare..Uptil d day we left d compound I nvr crossed terrys path ever..

Caracta:
I experienced it once when I was about 7 years old. I was running an errand for my mum and decided to choose a shorter route. I was singing and excited for a reason I cannot remember. Then I passed in-between two uncompleted buildings. The fences were so narrow like typical Lagos buildings.

Suddenly, I looked up and saw a dog staring at me. Then it started walking towards me. Very narrow wall. I froze. I stopped singing. I started crying. The dog walked closer looking mean and angry. I ran. The dog barked and ran after me.

Then I fell. The dog charged towards me and barked right at my face. Then it climbed over me and went the other way.

For a young child, that was a terrible experience that gives me goose bumps each time I remember. I refuse to forgive that dog and every other dog. I cannot simply love a dog. It has become natural. I was disrespected, ridiculed and bullied by one of them without an apology!

awesomesossy:

**pulls shoe nd place dem on my head..nd starts running** d earlier d beta....so let d race begin.....

shadowgwalker:
*peels kwandom, wears it on Jnr me and runs after u buttnaked. *

defemidefemi:
mumu, stop advertising urself as a fool, think well. 100 naira in 5 places equals 500 naira, 50 naira in 10 places makes 500. I didn't see wer it was mentioned that it was a single 500 note. have a lovely day and happy new month in advance.

defemidefemi:
mumu, stop advertising urself as a fool, think well. 100 naira in 5 places equals 500 naira, 50 naira in 10 places makes 500. I didn't see wer it was mentioned that it was a single 500 note. have a lovely day and happy new month in advance.

awesomesossy:
Chisos oooo ....help oooo....

Bobbyjay001:

I don't why some pple are so dull.

defemidefemi:
what's the meaning of this u've written Mr kno all. u telling me not to quote u is like telling me not to correct u frm acting foolish, that's not lov bro, I can't do dat. I will kip on donating knowledge to ur path till u're free from bondage of stupidity. and if that fails to work den we support u wit fasting and prayer. Enjoy ur new month, as each days conform to bless u.

defemidefemi:
what's the meaning of this u've written Mr kno all. u telling me not to quote u is like telling me not to correct u frm acting foolish, that's not lov bro, I can't do dat. I will kip on donating knowledge to ur path till u're free from bondage of stupidity. and if that fails to work den we support u wit fasting and prayer. Enjoy ur new month, as each days conform to bless u.

defemidefemi:
what's the meaning of this u've written Mr kno all. u telling me not to quote u is like telling me not to correct u frm acting foolish, that's not lov bro, I can't do dat. I will kip on donating knowledge to ur path till u're free from bondage of stupidity. and if that fails to work den we support u wit fasting and prayer. Enjoy ur new month, as each days conform to bless u.

Bobbyjay001:

May the itchings dat disturb that ur "jigger" stricken thumb never cease to manifest their ignorance. May dat ur dirty goat-ass mouth remain infested with maggots. Who are you to correct me bro? I accept correction from people with genuine love. Why the hell did you call me "mumu" and other annoying names? May uncontrolable swams of bees feast on ur dirty dangling testicles even without sparing ur uncircumcised d*ck head. You need deliverance and I will contribute in my own small measure to deliver you from shackles of ignorance. Have a nice day. You're my boy whom I can chastise anytime I feel like. One love. Enjoy ur day.
May the itchings dat disturb that ur "jigger" stricken thumb never cease to manifest their ignorance. May dat ur dirty goat-ass mouth remain infested with maggots. Who are you to correct me bro? I accept correction from people with genuine love. Why the hell did you call me "mumu" and other annoying names? May uncontrolable swams of bees feast on ur dirty dangling testicles even without sparing ur uncircumcised d*ck head. You need deliverance and I will contribute in my own small measure to deliver you from shackles of ignorance. Have a nice day. You're my boy whom I can chastise anytime I feel like. One love. Enjoy ur day.

awesomesossy:
Dogs...whew ...I hate dat animal with a passion....unfortunately we have about four dogs in my house ..... one of the days I ll neva forget was d fifteenth day of December 2008 ...I went to visit my friend..wanted to know how her result was....d gate wasn't locked...so I gallantly entered d compound nd locked d gate....den walked majestically towards the door of the house...actually I neva knew dey had a dog...wen I got close to d door and was about to knock...a big dog( dnt know d breed) came out from nowhere and start barking ...out of fear I ran...mehn d dog chased me....i was running round d compound...sha sha to cut d long story short...by the tym my friend came out she found me at d top of her gate skirtless....while d chase was on ,d dog bit my skirt nd held on to it even while I climbed d gate in fear....d bad part was dat one of her brodas dat I was crushing on was there to c me on my purple pant

defemidefemi:
I so much kno how painful animals feel when they are restrain from manifesting their foolishness. this is why God is using me 4 u today so that u can showcase ur talent. I can see that foolishness in u and u av it in excess and ur comment never dispute that. I respect u for that, now I av it in record that I've seen a man who possess talent that I av not and will never desire to av. ride on senior man u can always do better. less I 4get hope u're enjoying ur day?

Bobbyjay001:

It is now cleared to me that ur insanity is of highest order. Or how do I describe a boy like you who just spew rubbish with his "goro" coated teeth? You need to be checked upstairs. Mind you, this will be my last reply to ur uncomprehensive quotes because I got no time for you. I know you are enjoying your day. Keep it up.

elohorayodele:


omg, down to pant bcoz of dog

awesomesossy:

Hahahhahahahahha....mehn no b my fault oooo

defemidefemi:
actually this is just fun. I neva intend to attack ur personality though I used a fuel words, so sorry for dat. and i mean i am sorry. enjoy d rest of ur day. and I wish u a nice month.

Bobbyjay001:
Apology accepted and no offence. Am sorry too. You too enjoy ur day.

defemidefemi:
actually this is just fun. I neva intend to attack ur personality though I used a fuel words, so sorry for dat. and i mean i am sorry. enjoy d rest of ur day. and I wish u a nice month.