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Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by Islie: 2:59pm On Sep 01, 2015
In an apparent suicide attempt, a 67-year-old man, Usmanu Umaru, has used a sharp knife to cut his penis while alone in his room.
The bizarre incident took place at Kofar Dindi neighborhood in Birnin Kebbi on Saturday evening.

The victim’s nephew told LEADERSHIP on condition of anonymity that his uncle inflicted the cut on himself.

“Actually, we did not know why and for what reason he cut his private part.
What actually happened is that my uncle was sick and lying in his room. We just heard his wife screaming in their room and when we rushed in, we met him holding a knife and in a pool of blood; so we rushed
him to Federal Medical Centre to save his life because he lost a lot of blood,” he said.

A visit by LEADERSHIP to FMC, Birnin Kebbi, at Male Surgical Ward 3, confirmed that Umaru is presently receiving treatment but in a state of coma.
His nephew said they need 37,000 for the operation.
Some residents who live in the same residence with the victim said that he was mentally unstable but others said he confessed to cutting his penis because he was stricken by poverty.

http://leadership.ng/news/457740/suicide-attempt-man-cuts-off-own-penis
Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by INTROVERT(f): 3:01pm On Sep 01, 2015
Hez mad
Hez poor
Hez committing sucide


Which one do we beleive is doing him....

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Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by Nobody: 3:01pm On Sep 01, 2015
Hehehe grin
Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by MosakuAW(m): 3:03pm On Sep 01, 2015
Na whaooooo! 67 year old man try to commit suicide.

Why is he trying to do this at late hour? After spending years on earth and his eyes has seen so many things, suicide is now the answer at the tail end of his life. Oga ooooo.

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Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by sylvar02(m): 3:04pm On Sep 01, 2015
Ok
Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by chocolateme(f): 3:05pm On Sep 01, 2015
O gini by iwe ya?

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Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by Cutehector(m): 3:07pm On Sep 01, 2015
Good news
Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by ijustdey: 3:07pm On Sep 01, 2015
is cutting off his joystick going to bring him money or what......








poor man mentality sha

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Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by olafum1(m): 3:10pm On Sep 01, 2015
Sure lot of nairalanders can help him with theirs 'in d long run' ([i][/i]in Adesina's voice cool
Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by ishiamu(m): 4:03pm On Sep 01, 2015
INTROVERT:
Hez mad
Hez poor
Hez committing sucide


Which one to we beleive is doing him....


All the aforementioned above grin
Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by gebest: 5:13pm On Sep 01, 2015
Maybe is the joystick that caused his sickness, because joystick really kn how to look for trouble especially the stuborn ones like 2face own.

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Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by Nobody: 5:13pm On Sep 01, 2015
Picture of his dismembered Pen1s or you are lying! angry
Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by Nobody: 5:13pm On Sep 01, 2015
Now that he has cut his joystick, he shoild not let it waste. He should donate the severed part to charity, so it can be useful.


He should donate it to a blood money organisation. They can give his family money from the proceeds of the ritual. That is how to be useful and alleviate his family from poverty.

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Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by nikkiking(m): 5:14pm On Sep 01, 2015
Pishure shocked shocked shocked shocked.

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Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by Nobody: 5:14pm On Sep 01, 2015
Tired of bad new, may God help us o!!
Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by nikkiking(m): 5:15pm On Sep 01, 2015
Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by Chillinmasoul(m): 5:15pm On Sep 01, 2015
cry
Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by Nobody: 5:16pm On Sep 01, 2015
Oh please.
Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by misspicy(f): 5:16pm On Sep 01, 2015
he most be mentally unstable,something guys guard jealously,he cuts his
Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by onadana: 5:16pm On Sep 01, 2015
coolMaybe the joystick was the cause oh his problems.. .he just wanted it off.Not really to die.There are other easier ways and less painful.
Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by Nairalane: 5:16pm On Sep 01, 2015
Kebbi State: Land Of Equity Indeed, Where A Man And Animals Are Equall. Is He Not Thinking. Anyway, The Holy Spirit Is The Comforter.
Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by aderonkedeborah(f): 5:17pm On Sep 01, 2015
the joystick don multiply more dan enof

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Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by Curvinus(m): 5:17pm On Sep 01, 2015
Na wetin him wan come use straff the virgins
Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by brunofarad(m): 5:18pm On Sep 01, 2015
Chisos
Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by freedom96: 5:18pm On Sep 01, 2015
ishiamu:



All the aforementioned above grin
all d
Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by Archmed(m): 5:18pm On Sep 01, 2015
May his Pen!s rest in perfect peace
*sad*
Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by odinese(m): 5:18pm On Sep 01, 2015
.AFISI
ZANZE!!
Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by FacelessPatriot: 5:18pm On Sep 01, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin[size=30pt]SAI BABA[/size] grin grin grin grin grin
shocked shocked shocked lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed tongue tongue tongue

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Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by Swash042(m): 5:19pm On Sep 01, 2015
Strange news every day by day!....smh undecided
Re: Man Cuts Off His Joystick In Kebbi State by Nobody: 5:19pm On Sep 01, 2015
A strange world becoming stranger

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