With literal dexterity, lets play with some of our names.
the more you look, the more you see.

omo-gori-ola- "often only hollas" but...
its my mic not ikenna's...lol
aunty tee momohmutana-seems to like plenty tea more than bannnas
Gertrude? NO! she aint RUDE! dont. .. slam her
Olumide- he's only mild...wasnt dissing her. lol
the scribe-his drive, like with five lives. ask him..how many wives? lol
ayo deji israel...he! like pharao caged israel
osas...yea she passed
segun fagbemi....see a gun.. for enemies
Nkeoma eze ojukwu...ink on my essay. oh! look you!..lol
desmond...diamond cant exchage for salamis
Abedego...give a bed to every negro but not simon.
Adejoke..please add a joke.
Aisha... like chineese geishas...o! Behind ...for him
Banjo, who plays the BANJO always firm
guess who is coming to leo's dinner... carolina
florence... the occurence, please give her my prefference.
jenny...doesnt owe rent.. she's not just any kent...lol
Adewale...aid well to shine we put nuga...lol
abayomi mykel, - apart from me, who cares?
Bukola shogbamu booked all on her-she's bam
katerina daniel,- dating her?- come in here!
hunk jozey darlington, - but why suck joze's darlin's tin?...lwkmd.
sharon samuel, i shall run- but not from a carmel...lol
missdazzling rhoda chuks, .... hooked! i miss. jazz, it aint louder

here is the trick. a little break down of the twist
pronounce the latter with the sound of the former in mind and you'll be surprised.

omo-gori-ola-
often-only-hollas"

itimo-mike-ikenna
its my-mic-not-ikenna's

aunty-tee-momoh-mutana-
plenty-tea-more-than-bannnas

Gertrude?- Elam-ar
aint RUDE! -dont. .. slam her

Olumide- A-desin-a
only mild...wasnt-dissing-her

the scribe-his drive, like five lives.ask him..how many wives?

ayo- deji- israel..
pharao-caged-israel

osas...yea she passed

segun- fagbemi....
see a gun.. for enemies

Nkeoma- eze- ojukwu...
ink on my -essay. -oh! look you!

desmond. ..salami
diamond cant exchage for salamis

A-bed- nego... simon
a bed to every negro-but not simon.

Ad-e-joke..
add a joke.

Aisha... ottun- raheem
geishas-o! Behind-for him

Banjo, -olufemi
BANJO-always firm

guess who is coming to leo's dinner... carolina

florence... the occurence, please give her my preferrence!
jenny...doesnt owe rent.. cos she is kent

Adewale... ade- nuga
aid well- to shine well-adding-nuga (nuga here is a brand of shoe polish) lol.

a-ba- yo- mi ...my-kel, -
a-part-from-me, who cares?

Buk- ol- a - sho- gbamu
booked all on her-she's bam

katerin-a dan -iel,-
dating her?- come in here!

hunk- jozey- darling-ton, -
suck- joze's-darlin's-tin?

sha-ron sa-muel
i shall run- but not from a -car-mel

chuks- missd- azz- ling - rhoda.
hooked! i missed- jazz, -it aint - louder

NB:
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