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Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His joystick In Church. by Knight2(m): 3:26pm On Sep 02, 2015
An evangelical pastor arrested for raping his faithful, after convincing them that his penis contained “sacred milk”
Sobrino Valdeci Picanto, an evangelical pastor from Brazil, persuaded his followers that he practiced MouthAction because it was the way he preached the word, saying that his ‘milk’ was sacred.
And this pastor said his penis was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated with divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and of course, had to go around evangelising.
“He convinced us that only God could come into our lives through the mouth”, a follower said, “Often, after worship, Pastor Valdeci asked us to do MouthAction on him until the Holy Spirit came through ejaculation and delivered funds to the church.”
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Sobrino Valdeci Picanto, 59, was arrested in Apore, Goiás, Brazil, for raping several women attending his church. He gave as an excuse that his penis had been consecrated with “divine semen of the Holy Spirit.”
Valdecir came to abuse some elderly, and defends himself by saying that ‘he had an encounter with Jesus in a brothel and gave him the mission of spreading the sacred semen throughout the state, beginning with the faithful Apore Assembly, of which he is responsible’.
Denise Pinheiro, delegate of the region, said, “Valdecir was caught red-handed while rubbing his penis in the face of a local merchant, which promised to make more sales in her business due to the divine liquid.
When we acted Valdecir offered no resistance and even asked if I wanted to be part of the kingdom of heaven on the way to the police station.
It seems that Pastors are now scandal makers.
For example, a Zimbabwean Pastor died shortly after sleeping with a prostitute, while another Pastor poured acid on a woman he was having an affair with and she died,, another Pastor was filmed sleeping with one of his married congregants
The most shocking however, is a Pastor who tried to walk on water like Jesus did, and he drowned in front of his congregants, and another Pastor who asked to be buried alive so that he could ressurect himself like Jesus. Another self confessed Prophet died after fasting in the mountains for 30 days. He was found dead there.
Meanwhile some University students have since left their school and camped in the bush claiming they are waiting for Jesus to come back
You can read many more stories of Christians Gone Made here - Shocking Stories About Christians
You can return to insatoday.com to read more stories or News 24 Zimbabwe
Re: Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His joystick In Church. by MsRemarkable(f): 3:27pm On Sep 02, 2015
Ewwww!
Re: Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His joystick In Church. by mrpackager(m): 3:28pm On Sep 02, 2015
always involving pastor nowadays

Why?
Re: Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His joystick In Church. by sylvar02(m): 3:28pm On Sep 02, 2015
Haaaa
Re: Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His joystick In Church. by SUGARBEE(f): 3:28pm On Sep 02, 2015
That is so much a sin! Gosh.. In church?


[size=15pt]#SUGARBEE[/size]
Re: Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His joystick In Church. by MissSlimbody(f): 3:31pm On Sep 02, 2015
Yam without saucesad

Pinshure or..... undecided
Re: Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His joystick In Church. by Jeromejnr(m): 3:32pm On Sep 02, 2015
I really don't believe this type of news. Or are people this dumb and gullible in the world
Re: Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His joystick In Church. by greatness22(m): 3:35pm On Sep 02, 2015
Lolzz, "sacred milk indeed"
Re: Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His joystick In Church. by Nobody: 3:43pm On Sep 02, 2015
MsRemarkable:
Ewwww!
Look! A member of said church.
Re: Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His joystick In Church. by Nobody: 3:47pm On Sep 02, 2015
Jeromejnr:
I really don't believe this type of news. Or are people this dumb and gullible in the world
Hitler convinced most of Germany to take on the world. People will always be gullible. It's even like their begging to be deceived sometimes.
Re: Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His joystick In Church. by faithugo64(f): 4:35pm On Sep 02, 2015
common sense is indeed not common




no reasonable person will believe in what the pastor said

he used them as sex objects,quenching his stupid sexual desires
Re: Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His joystick In Church. by MsRemarkable(f): 2:32am On Sep 03, 2015
RickRichards:

Look! A member of said church.

undecided hahaha very funny!
Re: Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His joystick In Church. by mrZENographer: 3:45am On Sep 03, 2015
Yes, accusers of the brethren trying hard to discredit christianity. Say all the evils people do in the name of Christianity and not one good. Even when the effect of the good has been more prominent than the evil.

Am glad the Jesus accusers tried hard but couldnt find anything against him even though he gave himself up just for mankind.
Re: Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His joystick In Church. by emrain(m): 6:35am On Sep 03, 2015
grin grin grin grin

gullible women everywhere...

kotinu
Re: Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His joystick In Church. by Nobody: 1:21pm On Sep 03, 2015
MsRemarkable:


undecided hahaha very funny!
Jane....
Re: Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His joystick In Church. by MsRemarkable(f): 2:37pm On Sep 03, 2015
majekdom2:
Jane....

Do I know you?
Re: Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His joystick In Church. by CaptainJune: 6:27pm On Sep 03, 2015
One, it is not everyone who is called pastor is truly a pastor. Many are chronic and unrepentant thieves, rogues, and perverts. The only difference is that they added the title of a pastor to their names to easily deceive people because people tend to abandon their God-given reasoning when it concerns religious activities. They never bother or are too lazy to judge the teachings of their spiritual leaders by the Word of God which is why they end up as meals in the bellies of these ravenous wolves in sheep's clothing.

Secondly, when someone is truly called to be a pastor but chooses to engage in this shameful acts, such a one is operating under a curse. If that person doesn't repent and turn a new leaf the judgment of God will fall on him when he least expects. As such, whether truly called or self-titled, his entire existence shall be perpetual misery of miseries. They would rue the day they were born when God's wrath strikes them.

It is a very terrible thing to fall into the hands of God.

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Re: Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His joystick In Church. by Felvet(f): 7:56pm On Sep 03, 2015
Well, he is just a pastor, but not a man of God. Anybody can go by the title ''pastor''.

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Re: Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His joystick In Church. by smartesboys(m): 10:55pm On Sep 03, 2015
mrpackager:
always involving pastor nowadays


Why?
because it's fake religion, even animal never behave as your pastors do. You should repent and turn to the straigh way [color=#990000][/color]

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Re: Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His joystick In Church. by Weah96: 10:07am On Sep 04, 2015
CaptainJune:


Secondly, when someone is truly called to be a pastor but chooses to engage in this shameful acts, such a one is operating under a curse. If that person doesn't repent and turn a new leaf the judgment of God will fall on him when he least expects..

I don't believe this story. But let's assume that it's true. You can't seriously be threatening someone who received blow)jobs in the pulpit. Thunder didn't fire him then, what makes you think that he will be punished again?
Hahaha. Something is wrong with you people. How can a man smash females in the altar and yet you come in public to brag about the invisible entity who occupies the building?
Re: Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His joystick In Church. by cold(m): 10:24am On Sep 04, 2015
Another day,another pastor indulging in deviant behaviour. Again i ask, where are the true men of god, and the true Christians?..smh!
Re: Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His joystick In Church. by CaptainJune: 11:12am On Sep 04, 2015
Weah96:


I don't believe this story. But let's assume that it's true. You can't seriously be threatening someone who received blow)jobs in the pulpit. Thunder didn't fire him then, what makes you think that he will be punished again?
Hahaha. Something is wrong with you people. How can a man smash females in the altar and yet you come in public to brag about the invisible entity who occupies the building?

God doesn't think like we humans do. He wants all including the most wicked people on earth to come to repentance this is why His grace of repentance is available. In His mercy, He gives every sinner time to repent even when He knows many will refuse to repent.

One thing is sure, if sinners refuse His mercy they will never escape His judgment. God is only waiting for the right time to act.

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