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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by asumo12: 12:18pm On Sep 06, 2015
rasojie:
MUST EVERYTHING BE SHARED ON NAIRALAND?? Mtcheeeww angry

Oyamilenu oooo

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Flye: 12:25pm On Sep 06, 2015
She for apologise for busting into action area in your house. Why she come dey form authority for you ontop your thing. But u too be animal ooo.

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by MartinBond(m): 12:30pm On Sep 06, 2015
Your mum should have kept quiet at first then later made a light hearted joke/admonished both of you afterward.

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by lovinam: 12:47pm On Sep 06, 2015
[/b]Yes.
rasojie:
[b]MUST EVERYTHING BE SHARED ON NAIRALAND?? Mtcheeeww angry

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by juddexy2(m): 12:50pm On Sep 06, 2015
My guy, u're licensed for the missionary journey... U geh ur particulars, ride on

**finally, una be umu animanu** grin grin
Ur mum must be a comedian
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by royallord1(m): 1:20pm On Sep 06, 2015
MOORCHMOORE:
It happened day before yesterday around 10pm.
My wife and 5months Son went to see her parent since 21st Aug, that the highest I've stayed without them.
On Friday 4th September, my inlaws came to do Omugo for my Son. I travel to my village that day after work.
After a success event, friends came and gone, I was left with my family members.
The urge to have sex was so high on us, my wife came into the room bang door but forgot to lock it. She was all over me. The summary was that as I was doing Her missionary, my mum was calling us, I didn't both to grab the door because I taught its lock. As she was opening the door I was shouting for her to hold on cause my wife just muttered the door was open. Lol... But then she was already in my room with me on top of my wife, stack naked, light on. All she said as she turned back was "Umu anumanu" ie Animals.
For my I wasn't embarrassed but was.

Married and Unmarried.
Have you had similar experience?
How did you handle it?

just an observation...oooo
d above bolded words do not just mean animal but children of animals.... just saying... in other gist: u knw d fruit dont fall far from d tree; likewise children and parent grin nah joke oo... no use am play...
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Noloss(f): 1:32pm On Sep 06, 2015
I think u ve learnt ur lessons both. Ur bedroom shd be sacred place for anybody other than both of u except if u're living in a room and a parlour. D deed has been done n thank God that it's even ur mom n not ur child that caught u. U've done nothing wrong, u may not feel it but I know ur wife will feel embarrased. Move on as if nothing happens afterall dis is ur time her time don passgrin grin.

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by GodblessNig247(m): 1:35pm On Sep 06, 2015
MISSNORA:
Itz no big deal

are u kidding me?
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by anathemiamia(f): 2:04pm On Sep 06, 2015
lmao. Your mum is hilarious. Get over it already
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Blackfire(m): 2:43pm On Sep 06, 2015
Doing the right thing, at the right place but before a wrong person.


The umu anumanu is not really an abuse from your mother, it means atleast u suppose to lock the door.
But if she had used umu anuofia, then na real abuse be that one.

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by delishpot: 2:55pm On Sep 06, 2015
Your mom shouldnt have opened your bedroom door any way. I see no reason why a mom be it womans or mans should open their childs inner chamber aka matrimonial bedroom at that.
She should have just stood there till you yell come in or you go out there to meet her. Mothers esp mothers of husbands have this self entitlement that they dont know how to respect their children's/daughter inlaws privacy anymore.
This is what a man as in father or father inlaw will never do.

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by MISSNORA(f): 2:58pm On Sep 06, 2015
GodblessNig247:


are u kidding me?
nope
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nobody: 3:22pm On Sep 06, 2015
Funny cheesy what if nah doggy position you use Nko..she for just call you dog cheesy

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nobody: 3:22pm On Sep 06, 2015
I feel like some topics are just wrong. This one for example.

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by haytripple(m): 3:30pm On Sep 06, 2015
Ur mama is indeed funny bt she suppose knw say konji na strong thing.....I suppose she enjoyed it during her time
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by johncreek: 3:31pm On Sep 06, 2015
Nuella222:
grin grin btw did she hv to call u animals because of that? Besides she did that during her time and she knws how u both missed each other. Just ignore her and complete the missionary journey, u get d certificate grin
grin grin you have said it all jaare.

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nobody: 3:43pm On Sep 06, 2015
rasojie:
MUST EVERYTHING BE SHARED ON NAIRALAND?? Mtcheeeww angry
My brother.. . ask them oooo

Anyway,

PLEASE OP, did your MUM go enter the HEAT PERIOD when she saw u ...?
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Jennifer89(f): 3:58pm On Sep 06, 2015
why will she call you & ur wife animals? nawa for ur mum

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by agabaI23(m): 4:34pm On Sep 06, 2015
Hahaha.....
I laughed so hard

Umuanumanu...where is umu nnnunu crooner
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Eureka123(f): 4:41pm On Sep 06, 2015
Tydies:
"Umu anumanu" means Children of Animals. "Anumanu" means Animals..


Smart pants. Hope you learnt singular and plural in school? grin


For example: nwa akwukwo (mkpolu)

Umu akwukwo (ubara)


OP is right.

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nobody: 4:44pm On Sep 06, 2015
MrsPhyno:
I feel like some topics are just wrong. This one for example.
go and get married and share your own experience .

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by dmola(m): 4:46pm On Sep 06, 2015
testimonyobaoyin:
like seriously you have done nothing bad, u are married with a baby.please don't be embarrassed she even own u an apology
Ur air bag no here o.....nice braid
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by dmola(m): 4:47pm On Sep 06, 2015
MISSNORA:
hmmmm thanx
frosh babe #bbw
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nobody: 4:55pm On Sep 06, 2015
Lmao grin grin grin grin.. Can't jez imagine this hapinin to me ever...
If na jz one call girl , it WL stl be like well I was just exercising.. But my wife wey I adore and rizpekt ? Haa! cheesy
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by MOORCHMOORE(m): 5:26pm On Sep 06, 2015
Sassybae:
Funny cheesy what if nah doggy position you use Nko..she for just call you dog cheesy
that was exactly wot came to my. Wot if I was forming porn, sucking honey well, dog style or raised on of her legs while take from back.

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nobody: 5:31pm On Sep 06, 2015
grin grin
MOORCHMOORE:

that was exactly wot came to my. Wot if I was forming porn, sucking honey well, dog style [/b]or raised on of her legs while take from back [b].

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by caprini1: 5:41pm On Sep 06, 2015
This is no Joke o...OP you are lucky it was not a (horrible position)...A friends dad burst into his room and saw his head buried in between the legs of his girlfriend then,now his wife....the after shock gave the man BP,that he suffered till he died a few years back....we always tease our homie ,that he has a hand in his fathers death grin...please always secure the door before aksion!

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nobody: 5:42pm On Sep 06, 2015
Lol.. Ma bad.
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by agabaI23(m): 6:02pm On Sep 06, 2015
londongal03:
go and get married and share your own experience .
una don dey fight before?
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by agabaI23(m): 6:08pm On Sep 06, 2015
vivypretty:
u dont owe her any explanation cos is ur right
it will be a little awkward for u guys for sometime
just pretend it didnt happen


trust the women they will talk about it and make a joke out of it if they are close
hmmm, are you talking from experience?
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by eyinjuege: 6:08pm On Sep 06, 2015
That is so funny, I laugh in Mandarin grin grin. Wow, I would have been as embarrassed as 'ell. How would the wife ever look at his mum again The thought alone makes me cringe... lipsrsealed embarassed embarassed

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by RomanyChi(f): 6:16pm On Sep 06, 2015
Ouch! grin grin

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