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The Incredible Life Of An Engineer by EmuesiriAlex(m): 10:05am On Sep 17, 2015
I think that the life of the engineer is quite funny and adventurous, so I kinda complied some fact about we the engineers...


For engineers every course apart from
engineering is easy.

An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25am and reaching the class at 9.30 am.

T-shirt and jeans are engineer's national
dress and Maggi is the national food.

A normal person will fix the broken things but
an engineer will first break a thing and then he
would fix it.

An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they
even can make time machine. However, he just
can’t build a relationship with a girl.

An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is
no problem, then he will create one and would
start solving it.

An engineer can derive any relation just give them
the final expression. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium
(TE), because you’re CUTE. This is how engineers
flirt.

An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking
the class but not taking the attendance.

An engineer can finish his syllabus in one
night.

An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer
knows this.

An Engineer will never sleep in the night and will
never wake up in the morning.

An Engineer is the most innocent person in front
of his parents.

Never argue with an engineer because arguing
with Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your
cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll
end up slapping yourself.

No one can speak better English than an engineer
who is having a bottle of MALT in his hand.

No matter how hard girl cries and how loud she
yells, he just sits there calmly discussing her
emotion in terms of mathematical logic.

Engineer touches his car more often than his
girl.

Normal people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t
fix it but Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it
doesn’t have enough features yet!

Engineering is like having an 8 a.m. class and a
late afternoon lab every day for the rest of ur
life.

Engineers don’t really mad when the price of
petrol goes up, but mad like a hell when there is
mistake in the vector calculation.

Engineer don’t understand things in
mathematics,
he just get used to them.

Engineer can have Doctor title (Dr.) in front of
his name, while Doctor cannot get Engineer title (Engr.) in front of their names.

The working time for engineer is from morning
to
eternity.

5 Years, 120 Subjects, 900 Experiments, 9000
Assignments, 70,000 hours. A normal human
being CANNOT do it. Those super heroes are
called ‘ENGINEERING STUDENTS’

Add yours please...

P.S; I rep Electrical and Electronics Engineering

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Re: The Incredible Life Of An Engineer by princy80(m): 1:30pm On Sep 17, 2015
same field. i build relationships tho' grin

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