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Simple 27 Rules For My Girlfriend!! by Fran6ik: 8:45am On Sep 19, 2015
PART ONE
1 •My girlfriend is not allowed to watch her weight,
what are you watching your weight for? Ok you
want people to assume am not taking good care of
you abi? You must chop food joor
2• My girlfriend is not allowed to ask for gift from
anybody. Infact, you shouldn't disturb God with
prayers again, He has giving you me already, the
best thing in this world, what gift do you need in life
again? What else do you need?
3• My girlfriend is not allowed to watch wrestling,
chinesse film, boxing etc.. You wan learn how to
fight me abi? Ur plan no go work IJN.
4• My girlfriend is not allowed to have Male friends,
you have me, you have brothers and a father, and
you have Jesus.. Biko what else do you want with
male friends again? Unless you wan cheat
5• My girlfriend is not allowed to chat with pastors on
facebook or anywhere else, do you want them to
teach you to stop having s*x till after marriage? No
even try am o
6• My girlfriend is not allowed to have credit on her
phone, ok you want to call other guys abi? I will
seize your phone o
7• My girlfriend is not allowed to dress nice, do make
up, wear weeve-on, fix nails, wear high-heels etc..
Ok, so you want other guys to realise that you're
beautiful and come and toast you abi? It won't work
8• My girlfriend is not allow to watch movies or music
videos with handsome guys inside.. For Christ sake,
do you want to realise that am ugly? Pls don't
provoke me o
9• My girlfriend is not allowed to like or comment on
this post, you want other girlfriends of mine to know
we are dating abi?
10* My Girlfriend isnt allowed to have more than 3 men in her
life. Me, her dad and her brother. you got 2 brothers?? oya
pick your favourite
11* My Girlfriend isn't allowed to drink energy drinks, what do
you need energy for? strength to leave me?
12* My Girlfriend isn't allowed to shave unless she's gonna
see me. No sense clearing the jungle if it aint for the lion
king.
13* My Girlfriend isn't allowed to go on vacation. she wants to
travel?? she better pick up a basketball and walk round d
house (dope heads should get this pun)
14* My Girlfriend isn't allowed to speak to other guys on the
phone. If she calls MTN customer care and a guy answers.
she better hang up and try again!


PART TWO
1* My Girlfriend isn't allowed to sneeze in public, dudes be saying "bless you" to her. she's already blessed, she got me! 2* My Girlfriend is not allowed to solve maths. she doesnt need to know where to find her X
3* My Girlfriend is not allowed to play nairabet. she already won a jackpot by meeting me!
4* My Girlfriend isn't allowed to have a cell phone, who do u wanna talk to? ok here's a walkie-talkie u are talking to only me..
5* My Girlfriend isn't allowed to blink, are u trying to tel me u are tired of seeing my face?
6* My Girlfriend isn't allowed to pray silently. i need to know what her and jesus got going on!
7* My Girlfriend is not allowed to talk to anyone. i replaced
all her contacts with my number, go ahead call your dad and
i'll pick up.
8* My Girlfriend is not allowed to pay electricity bill, what
does she need electricity for?? i already light up her life na!
9* My Girlfriend is not allowed to think, what the hell are u
thinking about when am right here with you?
10* My Girlfriend is not allowed to breath in public, cos dudes
be exhaling oxygen in the air and dats basically kissing.
11* My Girlfriend is not allowed to give birth in the hospital,
aint no body touching that pu**y but me, i have youtube,
scissors and gloves at home u'll be ok
12* My Girlfriend isn't allowed to swim without floaties, so u
wanna drown and escape this relationship? Hell No!
And Finally,
13* My Girlfriend Isn't allowed to break up with me, if she
wants to, she has to rap eminem's "rap god" song from
start to finish, and if she makes a mistake, then we are still
dating

I need a girlfrnd now, u can apply in person.
Re: Simple 27 Rules For My Girlfriend!! by Schipolkky2211: 9:02am On Sep 19, 2015
Babes run ooh! If possible faster than your bom bom ooh! What da heck is that? Relationship?
Re: Simple 27 Rules For My Girlfriend!! by eyinjuege: 9:45am On Sep 19, 2015
Kolomental, mental.
Re: Simple 27 Rules For My Girlfriend!! by Rosemary216(f): 10:14am On Sep 19, 2015
Hehehehehehehe.... I feel for dat girl applyin
Re: Simple 27 Rules For My Girlfriend!! by Nobody: 10:26am On Sep 19, 2015
kindly go date a robot grin. grin
Re: Simple 27 Rules For My Girlfriend!! by Nobody: 11:34am On Sep 19, 2015
Hmmmmm. u no well
Re: Simple 27 Rules For My Girlfriend!! by softlady70: 11:42am On Sep 19, 2015
all hez tryin to tell us is dat he nids a gurlfrnd...nice 1...hez one funny guy
Re: Simple 27 Rules For My Girlfriend!! by Fran6ik: 3:01pm On Sep 19, 2015
Am serious oo! apply if u can take the Laws
Re: Simple 27 Rules For My Girlfriend!! by Trishpat(f): 4:23pm On Sep 19, 2015
pls how do I apply? cheesy
Re: Simple 27 Rules For My Girlfriend!! by Fran6ik: 5:03pm On Sep 19, 2015
via mail

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