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USA Satellite Detects Asteroid Hurtling Towards Earth by Nobody: 5:45pm On Sep 24, 2015
I am waiting for the asteroid, have u heard any news of the so called asteroid aiming for earth

Re: USA Satellite Detects Asteroid Hurtling Towards Earth by dejavski(m): 6:10pm On Sep 24, 2015
What's the title of the film?

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Re: USA Satellite Detects Asteroid Hurtling Towards Earth by lomprico(m): 6:12pm On Sep 24, 2015
Good!
Re: USA Satellite Detects Asteroid Hurtling Towards Earth by Nobody: 6:19pm On Sep 24, 2015
I think i have seen this movie before!!!
Re: USA Satellite Detects Asteroid Hurtling Towards Earth by Pangea: 6:21pm On Sep 24, 2015
dejavski:
What's the title of the film?

ELE!
Extinction Level Event!
Re: USA Satellite Detects Asteroid Hurtling Towards Earth by sammyj: 6:26pm On Sep 24, 2015
Story story
Re: USA Satellite Detects Asteroid Hurtling Towards Earth by Maghan37: 6:34pm On Sep 24, 2015
That will be d day.
Re: USA Satellite Detects Asteroid Hurtling Towards Earth by Nobody: 6:37pm On Sep 24, 2015
With all the bad luck following allah's people this month I won't be surprised if it lands in mecca.
Re: USA Satellite Detects Asteroid Hurtling Towards Earth by Bobbystanley(m): 6:39pm On Sep 24, 2015
Asteroid ko, Astronaut ni
Re: USA Satellite Detects Asteroid Hurtling Towards Earth by emmchi(m): 6:47pm On Sep 24, 2015
since it's going to hit on your head,I would really love to watch it.
Re: USA Satellite Detects Asteroid Hurtling Towards Earth by SLIDEwaxie(m): 6:56pm On Sep 24, 2015
Asteroid, welcome. Why have you taken so long?

I hope you haven't forgotten your destination?

EASTERN part of Nigeria. Upper left... grin

Okay, chill..that was a joke. I wanted to say MECCA

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Re: USA Satellite Detects Asteroid Hurtling Towards Earth by Nobody: 7:09pm On Sep 24, 2015
PappyMason:
With all the bad luck following allah's people this month I won't be surprised if it lands in mecca.
Guy u pass wicked, u wan give them heart attack

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Re: USA Satellite Detects Asteroid Hurtling Towards Earth by Nobody: 7:10pm On Sep 24, 2015
dejavski:
What's the title of the film?
Dejavski falling balls
Re: USA Satellite Detects Asteroid Hurtling Towards Earth by Nobody: 7:11pm On Sep 24, 2015
Maghan37:
That will be d day.
They said its today
Re: USA Satellite Detects Asteroid Hurtling Towards Earth by dejavski(m): 7:26pm On Sep 24, 2015
PrinceBundu:

Dejavski falling balls

Chibundu's Asteroids grin
Re: USA Satellite Detects Asteroid Hurtling Towards Earth by Fash20: 7:28pm On Sep 24, 2015
PappyMason:
With all the bad luck following allah's people this month I won't be surprised if it lands in mecca.
for your mind now you go dey think say na human being you be. Your head n blood should have been used to worship ogun and the remaining be fed to vultures. Nonsense.

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Re: USA Satellite Detects Asteroid Hurtling Towards Earth by sdindan: 7:33pm On Sep 24, 2015
The end is near
Mecca is down already grin
Re: USA Satellite Detects Asteroid Hurtling Towards Earth by doublewisdom: 7:35pm On Sep 24, 2015
Rapture activated.
Re: USA Satellite Detects Asteroid Hurtling Towards Earth by Nobody: 7:59pm On Sep 24, 2015
dejavski:


Chibundu's Asteroids grin
Are u pained in ur balls,come on u asked the name and i told u bro
Re: USA Satellite Detects Asteroid Hurtling Towards Earth by kannymoore(m): 9:02pm On Sep 24, 2015
dejavski:
What's the title of the film?

Re: USA Satellite Detects Asteroid Hurtling Towards Earth by dejavski(m): 9:04pm On Sep 24, 2015
PrinceBundu:

Are u pained in ur balls,come on u asked the name and i told u bro

Lol I also gave u a good title
Re: USA Satellite Detects Asteroid Hurtling Towards Earth by bettercreature(m): 9:16pm On Sep 24, 2015
PappyMason:
With all the bad luck following allah's people this month I won't be surprised if it lands in mecca.
Hmmmmm blesphemy! dont blame us if we send you to the abyss
Re: USA Satellite Detects Asteroid Hurtling Towards Earth by Nobody: 9:22pm On Sep 24, 2015
bettercreature:
Hmmmmm blesphemy! dont blame us if we send you to the abyss

Are you not tired of blood?


Today millions of rams were killed to appease your blood lusting satanic god aka allah and over 700 of your fellow Muslim filth were killed by their fellow Muslim filth in what is supposedly your holiest pagan shrine in mecca and now you want to include me as well?

Vermin
Re: USA Satellite Detects Asteroid Hurtling Towards Earth by Buzzj17: 9:38pm On Sep 24, 2015
Gradually, this platform is condoning abuse of other people's religion and cultures. Why would someone be hoping for an asteroid to land in Mecca? Smh. The other day, people were posting negative things about the Igbos. Is it possible for us to ignore these two differences and discuss/share more productive issues? I wish so.
Re: USA Satellite Detects Asteroid Hurtling Towards Earth by deanoffaculty: 10:09pm On Sep 24, 2015
Superman returns.....
Re: USA Satellite Detects Asteroid Hurtling Towards Earth by Maghan37: 11:21pm On Sep 24, 2015
PrinceBundu:

They said its today
But today don pass now¥m

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