*Boy: do you have a boyfriend?
*Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
*Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It
is not good for the man to be alone. I will
make a helper suitable for him’.”
*Girl: But I don’t love you.
*Boy: 1 John 4:8 “Whoever does not love,
does not know God, because God is love.”
*Girl: So how do I discern that your words
are true?
*Boy: Matthew 12:34 “For the mouth speaks
what the heart is full of.”
*Girl: But how can I be sure that you are
faithful and honest?
*Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will
pass away, but my words will never pass
away.”
*Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out there.
*Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do
noble things, but you surpass them all!”
*Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes
you love me?
*Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 ” You are altogether beautiful, my
darling; there is no flaw in
you.”
*Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful …
you’re exaggerating.
*Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive,
and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who
fears the Lord is to be praised.”
*Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
*Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man
leaves his father and mother and is united to
his wife, and they become one flesh.”
*Girl: How is it that you know so many
Scriptures?
*Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on
your lips; meditate on it day and
night, so that you may be careful to do
everything written in it. Then you will be
prosperous and successful. ”
*Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.
*Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good;
blessed is the one who takes
refuge in Him!”
*Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some
time to think about this.
*Boy: Philippians 4:8 “Finally, brothers and
sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is
right, whatever is pure,
whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable
—if anything is excellent or praise worthy —
think about such things.”
*Girl: owwww I love you already
*Boy: Revelations 22:21 “Amen.”

Stop playing with fire in the name of joke.

OP!!!!!!! NA my joke u steal

Man, u need a rebirth. Yr soul is not byond redemptn. Now is d accepted hour,now is d day of yr salvtn. 2Cor 6:2 come n b saved in d name of Jesus. . .

Cool!!!

I'm gonna try it in church next week. thanks Op.

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