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| A 1000 Ways To Die In Naija + photos (unlimited Edition) by Frankaka8(m): 8:51pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
A 1000ways to die in Nigeria: 1- You cheat on ur benin girlfriend. 2 - Container falls at d gully expressroad. 3- You relocate to the far North permanently. 4- You patronize aboki motorcycle rider most oftenly. 5- You frequent calabar nighclubs and bar. 6- You embark on Night travellings by road. 7- You were caught stealing in PH. 8- You rent an apartment close to your street transformer. 9- You embarrass and rebuke advances from a Cultist in school. 10 - You volunteer to re-connect electric wires that was diconnect by NEPA at night in d hood. 11- You mix MacDowell + Vodka and finish it all to impress @ a party. 12- You help a fine bae collect her ball that fell unto a Beach. 13- Frequent night strollings on -mber months. 14- Join d long queue and gatherings for the "sumptuos" Federal govt jobs 15- Toasting and stalking Hausa babes at d. North during NYSC service year..... 16- Buying a gas cooker for your village wife 17- Endurance trek to greet Mr Presido 18- Trying to separate a hot fight btw two agberos 19- Emulating Triple H, Rey Mysterio, Randy Orton etc moves with ur siblings 20- Listening to Shakitibobo with ur handsfree on ur android device @ upper iweka, onitsha road. 21- Bad mouthing and badlucking Chelsea FC in d midst of dia fans who are losing. 22- Going to Church in North. 23- wearing black and black in Uniben 24- Cat walking to cross the expressroad on a Sunday morning with ur Louis vuitton. 25- Journey to greener pasture in Europe on land. Off for a commercial break, More coming in soonest, also feel so free to add yours and join d fun... Hehehehe
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| Re: A 1000 Ways To Die In Naija + photos (unlimited Edition) by Nobody: 9:16pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
16. Giving a LovePeddler Mouth Action  |
| Re: A 1000 Ways To Die In Naija + photos (unlimited Edition) by Nobody: 9:27pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
16. You snuff Pepper instead of the real stuff. |
| Re: A 1000 Ways To Die In Naija + photos (unlimited Edition) by phelanor(m): 9:28pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
No 12 is so funny |
| Re: A 1000 Ways To Die In Naija + photos (unlimited Edition) by Greyworld: 9:29pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
No 10 remindedme of crazy clown........... "Jonhny did it shock yu" |
| Re: A 1000 Ways To Die In Naija + photos (unlimited Edition) by Nobody: 9:47pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
Its not up to 1000 now.lol |
| Re: A 1000 Ways To Die In Naija + photos (unlimited Edition) by Frankaka8(m): 9:59pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
akinsal:read the last paragraph brov. More compilations coming in soon. |
| Re: A 1000 Ways To Die In Naija + photos (unlimited Edition) by SirLegal(m): 10:01pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
16. As a fragile young man, you embark on a marathon se.x(All night long) with a professional Olosho. 17. You as a commercial tricycle/ bus driver tries to evade normal Nigerian police routine extortion. |
| Re: A 1000 Ways To Die In Naija + photos (unlimited Edition) by amb2015(m): 10:32pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
walking on a zebra crossing and expecting Nigerian drivers to stop for you. 1 Like |
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