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A 1000 Ways To Die In Naija + photos (unlimited Edition) by Frankaka8(m): 8:51pm On Sep 27, 2015
A 1000ways to die in Nigeria:

1- You cheat on ur benin girlfriend.

2 - Container falls at d gully expressroad.

3- You relocate to the far North permanently.

4- You patronize aboki motorcycle rider most oftenly.

5- You frequent calabar nighclubs and bar.

6- You embark on Night travellings by road.

7- You were caught stealing in PH.

8- You rent an apartment close to your street transformer.

9- You embarrass and rebuke advances from a Cultist in school.

10 - You volunteer to re-connect electric wires that was diconnect by NEPA at night in d hood.

11- You mix MacDowell + Vodka and finish it all to impress @ a party.

12- You help a fine bae collect her ball that fell unto a Beach.

13- Frequent night strollings on -mber months.

14- Join d long queue and gatherings for the "sumptuos" Federal govt jobs

15- Toasting and stalking Hausa babes at d. North during NYSC service year.....

16- Buying a gas cooker for your village wife

17- Endurance trek to greet Mr Presido

18- Trying to separate a hot fight btw two agberos

19- Emulating Triple H, Rey Mysterio, Randy Orton etc moves with ur siblings

20- Listening to Shakitibobo with ur handsfree on ur android device @ upper iweka, onitsha road.

21- Bad mouthing and badlucking Chelsea FC in d midst of dia fans who are losing.

22- Going to Church in North.

23- wearing black and black in Uniben

24- Cat walking to cross the expressroad on a Sunday morning with ur Louis vuitton.

25- Journey to greener pasture in Europe on land.

Off for a commercial break, More coming in soonest, also feel so free to add yours and join d fun... Hehehehe

Re: A 1000 Ways To Die In Naija + photos (unlimited Edition) by Nobody: 9:16pm On Sep 27, 2015
16. Giving a LovePeddler Mouth Action grin
Re: A 1000 Ways To Die In Naija + photos (unlimited Edition) by Nobody: 9:27pm On Sep 27, 2015
16. You snuff Pepper instead of the real stuff.
Re: A 1000 Ways To Die In Naija + photos (unlimited Edition) by phelanor(m): 9:28pm On Sep 27, 2015
No 12 is so funny
Re: A 1000 Ways To Die In Naija + photos (unlimited Edition) by Greyworld: 9:29pm On Sep 27, 2015
No 10 remindedme of crazy clown...........

"Jonhny did it shock yu"
Re: A 1000 Ways To Die In Naija + photos (unlimited Edition) by Nobody: 9:47pm On Sep 27, 2015
Its not up to 1000 now.lol
Re: A 1000 Ways To Die In Naija + photos (unlimited Edition) by Frankaka8(m): 9:59pm On Sep 27, 2015
akinsal:
Its not up to 1000 now.lol
read the last paragraph brov. More compilations coming in soon.
Re: A 1000 Ways To Die In Naija + photos (unlimited Edition) by SirLegal(m): 10:01pm On Sep 27, 2015
16. As a fragile young man, you embark on a marathon se.x(All night long) with a professional Olosho.


17. You as a commercial tricycle/ bus driver tries to evade normal Nigerian police routine extortion.
Re: A 1000 Ways To Die In Naija + photos (unlimited Edition) by amb2015(m): 10:32pm On Sep 27, 2015
walking on a zebra crossing and expecting Nigerian drivers to stop for you.

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