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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by IamLEGEND1: 9:28am On Sep 29, 2015
let me guess...
You are fat and eat a lot of junk food.....and probably alcohol too?
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by tosyne2much(m): 9:31am On Sep 29, 2015
hahn:


Off point.

How can you just conclude that he has been fornicating? Did you see it in a vision? undecided
Must u take everything serious ?

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by DrChatNuff: 9:34am On Sep 29, 2015
its all over for you...matey
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by fpeter(f): 9:35am On Sep 29, 2015
pray,exercise well,change your diet,see a doctor...then pray some more

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by uwa1(m): 9:35am On Sep 29, 2015
What have u done.
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by rattlesnake(m): 9:35am On Sep 29, 2015
freddymanny49:
Hello Nairalanders,

I am in a big mess at this point in my life. I have been suffering from low potency for months now. I don't get morning erection like i used to some 3 - 4 years back and beyond. It is causing me so much worry and pain that I had to call of engagement. I feel dead and dry on the inside. What do I do to stop this mess from messing and ruining my life. I don't want to use viagra to get it up because I am aware of the long term effects. I am still young and I am too young to be using viagra. I need serious help.
problem is from your mind

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by lonelydora: 9:36am On Sep 29, 2015
Since you are not married, I advice that you visit the next stripper club in your hood. Come back and thank me later.


Meanwhile stop masturbating, thats the long effect of it.

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Muhylonaire(m): 9:37am On Sep 29, 2015
gbese re ooo

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by damton(m): 9:39am On Sep 29, 2015
nickkylawve:
cry Eaya oya Cum lemme repair it for you grin.
How you go repair am.
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by fpeter(f): 9:39am On Sep 29, 2015
espionagesavvy:
It happened to someone I know, de best treatment is to give urself Mouth Action. I do dat all the time, but u have to be flexible, lie on ur back, raise ur head and shoulder towards ur inner thigh. Den suck de morawocka out of ur D...


This is the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard........

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by hahn(m): 9:39am On Sep 29, 2015
tosyne2much:
Must u take everything serious ?

The guy obviously has a problem that is bothering him. I just think it is insensitive to joke with someone else's problem. That's all

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Chris95(m): 9:42am On Sep 29, 2015
Nd hia I am wif xcess libido....wish I kuld dash u sum bruh.. Wish I kuld dash u sum.

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by InsaneTamie(m): 9:42am On Sep 29, 2015
nickkylawve:
cry Eaya oya Cum lemme repair it for you grin.

You statement suddenly made some NLanders impotent.
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by 4front(m): 9:42am On Sep 29, 2015
I am sorry to say dis. The only problem u av is u av no problem. Your complain shld be suspend till u ar married,definitely solution will surface bro. Use dis oppurtunity of ur importent to draw near to God. God bless u

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by yuzedo: 9:43am On Sep 29, 2015
Nairaland has unfortunately been overrun by puerile idiõts. Who would think that such a grave matter would attract so staggering an amount of jejune comments from a backward generation? undecided

OP, visit a doctor, quick.

Run your symptoms on WebMD and Mayo Clinic ON YOUR WAY TO THE HOSPITAL. Affirmative action is critical and time is not your ally. Godspeed.

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Aminat508(f): 9:43am On Sep 29, 2015
[size=15pt]Omo see gobe grin grin[/size]

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by koning: 9:44am On Sep 29, 2015
amii131:
I guess too much fucking


Actually, it's the other way round. Too little f.ucking. Dick, like the brain is one of the body organs that perform better the more you use it.
Op, do you get an er*ection when you m*asturb.ate?.

Try jerking off a lot more before you meet that woman. You don't have enough blood flowing to your d.ick. Pump it up with M.asturbation first.


My 1kobo.

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Kennydoc(m): 9:44am On Sep 29, 2015
modelmike7:
...... Okay i won't. But bros won't be happy reading that o!! A solution is what he needs like now, if a manhood refuse to function, 80% of living is gone you know?!.

So 80% of your purpose for living is séx? Those who chose to be celibate in life then have little or no purpose, according to you. Now lemme ask you, if your enemy (cos it won't be you, by God's grace) has an accident which ended up damaging the spinal cord at the lower back, such that he can neither walk nor achieve erection anymore, does it mean the person should go and hang himself?
You have a distorted mentality about living and human existence. I attribute it to overindulgence in sexual intercourse.

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Mishydoo(m): 9:45am On Sep 29, 2015
Ur girlfrnd is either a Nymph or Ugly af.
When u empty all d Air from a balloon What else do u expect?U feel dry cos u use up all d fluid b4 it even gets formed.

My advice: Stop having sex for at least 2 weeks

*And for christ sakes get a sensible girlfrnd


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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Sleekbaby(f): 9:45am On Sep 29, 2015
Dear u need to see a Dr. 1st b4 asking people 4 help. You need to know the cause and then the possible way to remedy d situation. Success bcoz I know dt u must be fruitful in ur life.

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by yamah900(f): 9:45am On Sep 29, 2015
amii131:
I guess too much fucking









Nawa see comments grin grin
Sorry bro go see doctor
Abi Nairaland get spiritual doctor in house undecided
"take it to the lord in prayer" he has brought it up on nairaland in prayer. u are healed brother, just believe

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by wildchild1: 9:46am On Sep 29, 2015
haaaaa,na big GOBE be this one ..God will help you

in other news,order your football jerseys
https://www.nairaland.com/2447345/2015-2016-new-jerseys-available/4
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by princemillla(m): 9:46am On Sep 29, 2015
tosyne2much:
Reads the topic=>enters thread=> reads the Op's write-up=> shakes my head=> unzips my trouser=> brings out my 6.5 inch joystick=> pee on op's head=> walks outta thread

OP, you are medically okay, just that you are suffering from the wages of your sin which is fornication ... As in, must you bleep when you are not married ?

Op, before you can get a piece of advice from me, get married first and then re-open this thread when your joystick does not errect on your wedding night and i will advise you medically cheesy

Funny you, do u know the op from somewhere befor? How do you know furnications cause his challenge?


Nairalanders self
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by hedonistic: 9:47am On Sep 29, 2015
Nairaland's standard has really dropped. Full of bumbling, idiotic kids these days who can't contribute meaningfully to any topic. I come across old threads (2006-2010 ish) and can't help but be impressed by the quality of contributions by members those days. A person needs advice/help, and yet the first page is full of inanity.

OP, the problem might be either psychological or due to physical inactivity. The best solution is to exercise as much as you can. For instance, try to do about 100 swings of skipping rope (or just use your hands in a position that simulates the motion if you don't have an actual skipping rope) every morning. It's a very effective exercise for improving blood circulation to the vital organs.

Also take your mind off your past episodes with erectile failure. Take it to be nothing really, cos if you keep thinking about it and fearing that it might happen again then it would become a self-fulfilling prophesy. 80% of erection is psychological..

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by tsalmjohn(m): 9:47am On Sep 29, 2015
freddymanny49:
Hello Nairalanders,

I am in a big mess at this point in my life. I have been suffering from low potency for months now. I don't get morning erection like i used to some 3 - 4 years back and beyond. It is causing me so much worry and pain that I had to call of engagement. I feel dead and dry on the inside. What do I do to stop this mess from messing and ruining my life. I don't want to use viagra to get it up because I am aware of the long term effects. I am still young and I am too young to be using viagra. I need serious help.
ha!
hope no be say u don sleep with mami water with spiritual duck vagina? or u don sleep with tree with spiritual dog vagina.

to the Vaseline crew; too much of self-service can cause this condition ooooo

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by wrongnumber: 9:47am On Sep 29, 2015
nickkylawve:
Hmm until is faulty byond repair den u cn chck bk tongue
nickkylawve raise up your head,i want to see you very well lol!

I actually tot the OP is so sure of what he wrote until i realized that it is because he does not have early morning erection.smh

Its not every guy that wakes up with an erection expecially when the guy in question has lots of stuffs running through his mind like job interviews,business ideas to accomplish and lots moere and i think guys who think sex almost all the time always wakes up with an erection.

So in my opinion the guy no get wahala abi no be so nickkylawve my tittat

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by saintneo(m): 9:47am On Sep 29, 2015
freddymanny49:


I have started an exercise program since it may be belly fat and fat in the bum bum area.

Thanks for the advise.
Dont be bothered by bum and belly fat. You need blood circulation round your body, especially your JT. Jog or dance for at least 15mins thrice or more a week.

Don't forget to go out and look at tantalizing girls. That JT must function efficiently in Jesus name. Amen.

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Sweetguy25: 9:48am On Sep 29, 2015
Have you ever had an STI? If not, you should exercise more, eat lots of fruits and vegetables, especially bananas and water melons. Make sure you always exercsie, it helps regulate blood flow and keeps you in shape. Do NOT WATCH PORN AND MASTURBATE.

You might also try getting a natural testosterone booster like the one in the link below.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00KIV63V6/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_dp_ss_3/182-6829319-1270505?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_r=186FFR0H0NGQMD168112&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_p=1944687722&pf_rd_i=B00NJ0BPPW

Finally, try to have sex as much as possible. The more sex you have, the better.
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by mrpackager(m): 9:49am On Sep 29, 2015
lonelydora:
Since you are not married, I advice that you visit the next stripper club in your hood. Come back and thank me later.


Meanwhile stop masturbating, thats the long effect of it.


I Tell you
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Nobody: 9:49am On Sep 29, 2015
U wanna knw? Wait Mk ur own spoil first
damt on:
How you go repair am.
grin

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