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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by bjdon: 10:06am On Sep 29, 2015
This happens to most men, but only few really admit it. A couple of tips

First off DONT WORRY. The more you worry about it, the longer the problem will persist. It's mostly in the mind.

Second. Keep fit. Cut back on alcohol and smoking(if you smoke) change your diet and try eat a lot more vegetables and fish.

Third. Abstain for a while. This includes self service. Just focus on other aspects of life for a few weeks, this will also help you mentally. Do some other things you enjoy to take your mind away from it all.

I wish you all the best, but as I say don't worry too much, you are under 30 so still very much in your prime. Before you know it everything will be working again, and you'll be doing the business all over town wink

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by InsaneTamie(m): 10:06am On Sep 29, 2015
nickkylawve:
cuz hv turned to a 'manhood repairer NA grin

LOL.
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by babaireti(m): 10:07am On Sep 29, 2015
tosyne2much:
Reads the topic=>enters thread=> reads the Op's write-up=> shakes my head=> unzips my trouser=> brings out my 6.5 inch joystick=> pee on op's head=> walks outta thread

OP, you are medically okay, just that you are suffering from the wages of your sin which is fornication ... As in, must you bleep when you are not married ?

Op, before you can get a piece of advice from me, get married first and then re-open this thread when your joystick does not errect on your wedding night and i will advise you medically cheesy

Lastly, did u say u had to call off ur engagemnt because of your erre,ction. I mean who does that ?
Thia Guy! you are a real COMEDIAN lolzzzz
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Nobody: 10:07am On Sep 29, 2015
Pennah:
electrocute it grin its a nice Idea
gringringringringringrincheesygrin
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Nobody: 10:07am On Sep 29, 2015
freddymanny49
Maybe you were a masturbator that's why.

We dey warn una but una no dey hear
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by lastpage: 10:08am On Sep 29, 2015
tosyne2much:
Reads the topic=>enters thread=> reads the Op's write-up=> shakes my head=> unzips my trouser=> brings out my 6.5 inch joystick=> pee on op's head=> walks outta thread

OP, you are medically okay, just that you are suffering from the wages of your sin which is fornication ... As in, must you bleep when you are not married ?

Op, before you can get a piece of advice from me, get married first and then re-open this thread when your joystick does not errect on your wedding night and i will advise you medically cheesy

Lastly, did u say u had to call off ur engagemnt because of your erre,ction. I mean who does that ?

@Op, dont listen to this type of self-servicer!
You can see that there is a big problem of frustration in his life and he has decided to take it out on you.


Now, let me remind you that it could be as a result of some stressful situations in your life.
Do you have any disease (Diabetes,High BP, e.t.c) that may be an underlying factor? Treat it first
Are you worried over something that then affects your manhood (Its a "mind" thing you know), RELAX and CHILL OUT

Mind what you eat (Not many too sweet things, Smoking , Alcohol, e.t.c).
Eat a lot of unripe Banana, Nuts.
Exercise a lot. Get your mind to rule over your body. I suggest swimming for you
Seek a Doctors advice as well (Go to a Govt Hospital, l said GOVT HOSPITAL for a reason!)
Abstain for some time, fast and pray over it as well.


Low potency is not a complete "head down" now?
Its just an erectile dysfunction problem. Relax yourself.


If you sleep in a very stuffy room, try ventilate it properly and sleep in lower temperatures.

It will come back if you do all these things..

Cheer Up!


Lastpage!

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Godsate: 10:08am On Sep 29, 2015
Funkeogunjobi:
[color=#550000][/color Receive your healing right now
. Amen and Amen
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by sule5727: 10:08am On Sep 29, 2015
freddymanny49:
Hello Nairalanders,

I am in a big mess at this point in my life. I have been suffering from low potency for months now. I don't get morning erection like i used to some 3 - 4 years back and beyond. It is causing me so much worry and pain that I had to call of engagement. I feel dead and dry on the inside. What do I do to stop this mess from messing and ruining my life. I don't want to use viagra to get it up because I am aware of the long term effects. I am still young and I am too young to be using viagra. I need serious help.
may be u drink and smoke a lot!!! If u are into those two things I mention then stop them now...
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by ProfEinstein: 10:08am On Sep 29, 2015
yuzedo:
Nairaland has unfortunately been overrun by puerile idiõts. Who would think that such a grave matter would attract so staggering an amount of jejune comments from a backward generation? undecided

OP, visit a doctor, quick.

Run your symptoms on WebMD and Mayo Clinic ON YOUR WAY TO THE HOSPITAL. Affirmative action is critical and time is not your ally. Godspeed.
Chai ogam sweetus where have you been? Just this morning I thought of yuzedo and his comic way of expression with a blend of super intelligence and I told someone nairaland has gone to the dogs. Amunaekeuto I miss your comments walahi, did u change to another moniker make I begin dey follow u ASAP. Bro m broke, send me Richard card please cry

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Mhizizzy(f): 10:10am On Sep 29, 2015
tolexy007:

swear say not be you put embargo on his diick grin

NA U Sabi
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Nobody: 10:10am On Sep 29, 2015
tosyne2much:
Reads the topic=>enters thread=> reads the Op's write-up=> shakes my head=> unzips my trouser=> brings out my 6.5 inch joystick=> pee on op's head=> walks outta thread

OP, you are medically okay, just that you are suffering from the wages of your sin which is fornication ... As in, must you bleep when you are not married ?

Op, before you can get a piece of advice from me, get married first and then re-open this thread when your joystick does not errect on your wedding night and i will advise you medically cheesy

Lastly, did u say u had to call off ur engagemnt because of your erre,ction. I mean who does that ?





Well,that's a very serious issue...U shouldn't be advising him 2 get married just lyk that..He already stated he's bn having low potency issues...His wife may never forgive him and live an embittered life knowing he married her without first getting properly treated... Reproduction might be difficult,yhu know...




#Philosopher Quëën#
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by tosyne2much(m): 10:11am On Sep 29, 2015
lastpage:


@Op, dont listen to this type of self-servicer!
You can see that there is a big problem of frustration in his life and he has decided to take it out on you.


Now, let me remind you that it could be as a result of some stressful situations in your life.
Do you have any disease (Diabetes,High BP, e.t.c) that may be an underlying factor? Treat it first
Are you worried over something that then affects your manhood (Its a "mind" thing you know), RELAX and CHILL OUT

Mind what you eat (Not many too sweet things, Smoking , Alcohol, e.t.c).
Eat a lot of unripe Banana, Nuts.
Exercise a lot. Get your mind to rule over your body. I suggest swimming for you
Seek a Doctors advice as well (Go to a Govt Hospital, l said GOVT HOSPITAL for a reason!)
Abstain for some time, fast and pray over it as well.


Low potency is not a complete "head down
Its just an erectile dysfunction problem. Relax yourself.

egbon abeg no vex 4me jawe 8
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Adesiji77: 10:11am On Sep 29, 2015
This one is strong shocked
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Nobody: 10:12am On Sep 29, 2015
modelmike7:
...... Is this the best you can type? Someone is in dire need of help and all you could do is to bring out your 'noodle-like' thingy and pee on his head? Must you comment Tee boy?! Smh!!
He said his mind and I agree with him.
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Nobody: 10:12am On Sep 29, 2015
nickkylawve:
cry Eaya oya Cum lemme repair it for you grin.
start from me please grin
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by tosyne2much(m): 10:12am On Sep 29, 2015
babaireti:
Thia Guy! you are a real COMEDIAN lolzzzz
No mind me jawe baba
Abi u sef no dey get errec.tion ni ? cheesy
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by talima(m): 10:13am On Sep 29, 2015
But have just given him advice.
nely:
Bro, go to hospital for medical examination, it might be an infection, the earlier u go, the better, but seeking advice on NL, no one will give you, so better go for medical check up...I dey feel your pain
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by solapex18ng: 10:14am On Sep 29, 2015
My advice is this:

Start doing penis exercise such as kegel, jelq and edging. In 3 months time your penis will be highly functional and you be will be glad you did.
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Afriface: 10:14am On Sep 29, 2015
Get solution at www.askmegaman.com
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by tosyne2much(m): 10:14am On Sep 29, 2015
EggovinMma:



tosyne2much, chai you wicked o.So you want put innocent wife to be for wahala. Of the pricck no get up now, e no go get up for marriage!
So are you the 'test-run' before marriage type ? cheesy
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Nobody: 10:15am On Sep 29, 2015
I'll transfr ur own case to my assistant he will handle urs well
mikketech:
start from me please grin
grin
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by islandmoon: 10:15am On Sep 29, 2015
ensure you wake up early everyday and jog for at least 40mins

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by wacoj(m): 10:15am On Sep 29, 2015
Brother go and see a specialist in that field called an urologist. He will offer you solutions.
Better still, go to MENS CLINIC at 12A Olatunde Ayoola Avenue,
Behind Bertola Machine tools, Anthony village Lagos.
Call Them: 07094251635, 09032539384.

Thank me later
Mr S.J
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Aitee1(f): 10:16am On Sep 29, 2015
In this kind of news I demand for pishures wink, op can I see the pishure of the not working manhood so I can compare with the working one I have here lipsrsealed
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Menace2Society(m): 10:18am On Sep 29, 2015
mikketech:
start from me please grin
Ole grin
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by tosyne2much(m): 10:19am On Sep 29, 2015
Oliviaarims:






Well,that's a very serious issue...U shouldn't be advising him 2 get married just lyk that..He already stated he's bn having low potency issues...His wife may never forgive him and live an embittered life knowing he married her without first getting properly treated... Reproduction might be difficult,yhu know...


#Philosopher Quëën#
So una no even dey use joystick play like dis. Funny enough, una go even dey pretend say una no like am. Smh cheesy
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by calabaman(m): 10:19am On Sep 29, 2015
1. Pray

2. if u are overweight try n do at least 15mins jogging everyday.

3. Eat loads of watermelon and bananas

4. Kegel exercises: Also knwn as pelvic floor exercises.The best method for locating the muscles of the pelvic floor (the lower pelvis) is to stop your stream several times in the middle of urination. The muscles you clench to do this are the ones you need to exercise.To perform a rep of Kegel exercises, squeeze those muscles, hold for five seconds, then relax. Repeat this 10 to 20 times, two or three times a day. You may want to try this in different positions, including lying down with your knees up, sitting in a chair, and standing


You ARE ONLY IMPOTENT IF YOU BLIV U ARE. CHANGE YOUR MINDSET, AND PITY UR WIFE TO BE, COS I KNOW SHES IN TROUBLE FROM U S3XUALLY.

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Nobody: 10:20am On Sep 29, 2015
Mhizizzy:
Jisos shocked

M sorry about your plight...

PLIGHT? HE SHOULD BE HAPPY. AT LEAST HE CAN SAVE MONEY AND SURE OF GOING TO HEAVEN. above all, woman will not do shakara for him again cos he is not interested.

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by Nobody: 10:20am On Sep 29, 2015
Just see your doctor, don't mind all these judgemental people. Sort this out before getting married, be honest with your doctor and don't take any herbal concoction.

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Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by tosyne2much(m): 10:20am On Sep 29, 2015
MuhdG:
freddymanny49 Maybe you were a masturbator that's why.
We dey warn una but una no dey hear
Like say u sef no dey do am cheesy
Re: My Manhood Has Stopped Working. by wrongnumber: 10:20am On Sep 29, 2015
nickkylawve:
cry cry I need d chorus too
What tribe are you?

You seem to understand the lyrics so im happy you got the message.


Here is the full lyrics just for you my orente. Just replace your name with the sade and assume im singing this for you.

Oh oh oh…

Sade…

Oya now

Otipe ti’n mo ti’n ba re soro

Otipe ti’n mo ti’n toast e

Sade….

Ojo n’lo

Ose to lo ni o pa thirty

Sade

I dey beg say make you marry

You tell me say you no ready o

O de jo

Omoge dakun gbo temi

Jowo ma je kin lo commit o

I love you die

I need you die

Baby mi jowo

Please come be my wife

Je’n gbe lole

Mummy mi reti omo

Marry me o baby

Baba mi reti omo

You know I love you

Omoge wa femi….

Je’n gbe lole

Mummy mi reti omo

Marry me o baby

Baba mi reti omo

You know I love you

Omoge wa femi

I say I need you girl

You say you need sometime

But time hin no dey girl

Answer me on time

I dey beg you say make you follow me

You tell say you no love me

O de jo

Omoge dakun se temi

Jowo ma je kin lo commit o

I love you die

I need you die

Baby mi jowo

Jowo

Please come be my wife

Je’n gbe lole

Mummy mi reti omo

Marry me o baby

Baba mi reti omo

You know I love you

Omoge wa femi

Wa femi wa femi

Wa femi wa femi o

Je’n gbe lole

Mummy mi reti omo

Marry me o baby

Baba mi reti omo

You know I love you

Omoge wa femi

Won reti omo

A ni won reti omo

Won reti omo

Je’n gbe lole

Mummy mi reti omo

Marry me o baby

Baba mi reti omo

You know I love you

You know I need you

You know I want you

Omoge wa femi

Je’n gbe lole

Mummy mi reti omo

Marry me o baby

Baba mi reti omo

You know I love you

Omoge wa femi

Ah ah ah ah ah ah…….

Je’n gbe lole o……

Sade

Marry me baby

A ni won reti omo

You know I love you

Omoge wa femi

Sade…

Omoge wa femi…

(Ni aroo monday i dey woo babe for nairaland..temi bami)

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