PunkyVeer:

*in my best Naija slang* Cruising for wia?

Candyrain:
But you guys should cut the lady some slack, she has stated want she wants, it's a free world, let's respect that and anyone possessing all those should reach her asap. Thanks

Candyrain:
Hahaha... Cruising to anyway "cruisable" . How are you gorgeous?

Cutehector:
urm, u sure abt dat? Like u just said in ur post dah u'v had a bad experience wit some of ur female frnds... To tell u d truth, female frnds r more backstabbing dan male frnds... *talkn frm experience based on confessions of my female colleagues who hav confided in me abt it. So I guess u should take a break on dat... And try not to rush things...

sparkleice:
tnx.dey are vry correct me I av bin betrayed by my best female friend,since den I stp kipng lady friends evn whni ws in skul I only mk friends wt guys & tell dem my deep secrets m vry ok wt guys oo.most of friends are guys.js dat since m kind of introvert ds days js need a friend I can share thngs wt whn m sad.can u be dat friend?

Cutehector:
urm, u sure abt dat? Like u just said in ur post dah u'v had a bad experience wit some of ur female frnds... To tell u d truth, female frnds r more backstabbing dan male frnds... *talkn frm experience based on confessions of my female colleagues who hav confided in me abt it. So I guess u should take a break on dat... And try not to rush things...

Cutehector:
alright sure...

PunkyVeer:



Chances of one person possessing all of those are like one in a million. I have more chances of a thunder kissing my yansh before anyone GENUINE (with ALL qualities) reaches out

sparkleice:
nay smethng tells me dat u are nt pure.lolz

PunkyVeer:




I'm good, Yummy How about you?

sparkleice:
tnx.dey are vry correct me I av bin betrayed by my best female friend,since den I stp kipng lady friends evn whni ws in skul I only mk friends wt guys & tell dem my deep secrets m vry ok wt guys oo.most of friends are guys.js dat since m kind of introvert ds days js need a friend I can share thngs wt whn m sad.can u be dat friend? LOLzzzz.I wil be fine jare.tnx

Candyrain:
Hahahahaha... Punkie don't spoil me, you know we are still #TeamV, what's the meaning of yansh na? Lol...

Well if she can get someone with like 60-70% of those qualities then she should manage.

Candyrain:
I'm alright. Just sulking here. We've been on blackout since friday, very terrible situation.

PunkyVeer:


I'll tell you two words that I absolutely LOVE without knowing exactly what they mean. But I think I have an idea because I know Maths, 2 + 2 =
Anyway it's kpekus & kpansh. LMFAOOOOOOO. They just sound so nice to say The word konji just makes me wanna gag for some reason. Eww.

The OP can be my friend. I don't mind No flashy car but...

PunkyVeer:

Awwww. Sorry about that. Is it because of the weather or what?

Candyrain:
Hahahahahaha... I can see NL has taught you many bad things lol... OMG!!! Now do you care to know the meaning?

Yea I know you'll make a great friend to her but you are faraway

Candyrain:
Truth is I have no idea what the problem is. In fact I'm tired of this country.

PunkyVeer:


Tell me, buddy boy

sparkleice:
nay smethng tells me dat u are nt pure.lolz

PunkyVeer:


Ja nne. I feel you. I know how frustrating it is hey. Remember, we also had our own light problems but thank God it hasn't happened for like 2 months now. It was extremely annoying. I sympathise. Hopefully things will improve too on your side. African presidents sometimes are as useful as a miniture figurine on the mantle. Worthless bunch I swear. Hang in there

Candyrain:
Kpekus is our third leg, opa moses (ie the rod of Moses) and Kpansh means doing the THING Is that clear?

PunkyVeer:


Kikiki. Crystal clear. What's one for the "female 3rd leg"? I know toto Gimme moah. Hehehe

Candyrain:
You ladies don't have a 3rd leg na. You had better be careful before you get banned for using such words lol... Yes that's one, there are several others. Kpansh can also be referred to as "shine congo" hahahaha...

PunkyVeer:


Ok, "3rd eye". More like a lazy eye. Hahaha. Anyway, I didn't wanna use the V-word or others because they have a way of sounding vulgar. But thanks, I gerrit

Candyrain:
Yea yea How did you get to know about NL?

Candyrain:
Yea yea I understand you ot wanting to use the V-word but there are many more informal words/slangs for it. Enrol for my class to learn them hahahaha... How did you get to know about NL?

PunkyVeer:


Kikiki. I no fit comment Those words may be too PG18 for my young ears

Candyrain:
Hahahaha PG18, right? Hearer's discretion is advised. Your young ear should be made to grown. It can't continue staying young, don't you think so?

Well whenever I go online to search for something, nairaland most times always have something to give me. Whenever I search for news or info, nairaland comes out first as result. I found the site useful since I get things from there so in 2011 I decided to join and be a member. I became an active member since last year.

sparkleice:
oga or watever u are abeg park well oo.mayb u are a rapist or ritualist dat s y u abhor ds negative thot in dat ur coconut head.pls if u don't ave anythng positive to contribute u bettr vamus frm here

Cutehector:
u hav to gv it a shot... First impressions matter they say... I"m not d kinda guy dats gona make things go awkard.. I like to define my frndships... I was only tryna be frnd, not a suicide killer.. My signature can tell u more. abt. me

sparkleice:
yh I saw t.bt a lots av meet deir spouse on internet I thnk s a game of luck. Bt cos of bad thngs happening around pple are js too scared