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The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by sosisi(f): 5:18pm On Apr 21, 2009
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by sosisi(f): 5:23pm On Apr 21, 2009
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by touchmeder: 7:21pm On Apr 21, 2009
this is sad undecided
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by Nobody: 8:09pm On Apr 21, 2009
Oh my goodness. I'm speechless. And they say it with such confidence? It's better to remain single than to enter this kind of "disciplinarian institution" they call marriage.
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by Nobody: 8:13pm On Apr 21, 2009
Is she a kid?

So where is the less sensitive part on a woman's body where a man can beat her and cause no bodily harm? I tire o.
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by Nobody: 8:14pm On Apr 21, 2009
I'm going to buy my own cane and dry it in advance. cheesy
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by Nobody: 8:21pm On Apr 21, 2009
davidylan:

I'm going to buy my own cane and dry it in advance. cheesy

How do you mean, dry it?
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by LadyT(f): 8:24pm On Apr 21, 2009
You have all got is wrong its just a kinky sex game!

S&M!

angry
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by Hauwa1: 8:34pm On Apr 21, 2009
this just sad. any moslem out there to refute this? i just can't believe this is real.
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by sosisi(f): 8:38pm On Apr 21, 2009
stillwater:

Is she a kid?

So where is the less sensitive part on a woman's body where a man can beat her and cause no bodily harm? I tire o.

her Ikebe area
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by Nobody: 9:37pm On Apr 21, 2009
$osisi:

her Ikebe area

So that people will not see the massacre he will commit on her butt and call him a mongrel.
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by Nobody: 9:40pm On Apr 21, 2009
stillwater:

How do you mean, dry it?

It makes the cane stronger and inflicts more pain if its well dried in the sun. cheesy
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by ThiefOfHearts(f): 9:46pm On Apr 21, 2009
lol should I be surprised that none of them is willing to discuss this.

where's ayinba to show us where she's beaten "in the name of love" cheesy
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by Nobody: 10:04pm On Apr 21, 2009
davidylan:

It makes the cane stronger and inflicts more pain if its well dried in the sun. cheesy

Talking from experience? cheesy Caning is painful, dried or undried, abeg.

After surviving your parents, wicked teachers, "disciplinary actions" would still continue in the husband house? If I will not poison his food.

So what does the wife do when "Oga" misbehaves? Would the same right be applied here? I mean beat him on less sensitive parts of his body.
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by Nobody: 10:06pm On Apr 21, 2009
stillwater:

Talking from experience? cheesy Caning is painful, dried or undried, abeg.

After surviving your parents, wicked teachers, "disciplinary actions" would still continue in the husband house? If I will not poison his food.

So what does the wife do when "Oga" misbehaves? Would the same right be applied here? I mean beat him on less sensitive parts of his body.

Stillwater . . . dont cry too much . . . ur husband's cane is waiting for you. grin
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by Nobody: 10:16pm On Apr 21, 2009
davidylan:

Stillwater . . . dont cry too much . . . ur husband's cane is waiting for you. grin

My husband would be a Christian, a spirit filled one with a good heart grin, I have to add (because there are a lot of sheep in wolves clothing) grin Even if he allows the devil to use him one day, two of us would meet God that day. cheesy
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by bestofluck: 11:20pm On Apr 21, 2009
must you beat your wife, If you feel like beating somebody your wife is wrong candidate. But you really want to do beating, check National stadium boxing arena . Married now for 15 years i have not raised my hand on the mother of my kids. It takes mutual understnding to live together. Bestofluck, www.solutionsformarriageproblems..com cool cool cool cool kiss

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Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by sosisi(f): 12:22am On Apr 22, 2009
stillwater:

My husband would be a Christian, a spirit filled one with a good heart grin, I have to add (because there are a lot of sheep in wolves clothing) grin Even if he allows the devil to use him one day, two of us would meet God that day. cheesy

Amen!
stillwater:

Talking from experience? cheesy Caning is painful, dried or undried, abeg.

After surviving your parents, wicked teachers, "disciplinary actions" would still continue in the husband house? If I will not poison his food.
So what does the wife do when "Oga" misbehaves? Would the same right be applied here? I mean beat him on less sensitive parts of his body.

ROFL
put small otapia pia in his edikaikong grin
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by Nobody: 12:41am On Apr 22, 2009
Well, thank God I know about poison and how they work.

Just let him try it!

Self defense is never far from my lips undecided
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by sosisi(f): 12:43am On Apr 22, 2009
look at all these liberated women that refuse to be disciplined.
how dare you question the "great command "?
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by Nobody: 12:44am On Apr 22, 2009
rotflmao. . . .oh gosh.
I'm so glad you have a sense of humor cool cool
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by tope2000(f): 12:48am On Apr 22, 2009
Im sorry but these Imams must be cwezy undecided
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by OgidiBoy(m): 12:50am On Apr 22, 2009
I feel sorry for my muslim brothers who listen to these idiots every Friday at the mosque. It's this same idiots who told the muslims in Jos to go out after Fridays prayers and kill non-believers. sad
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by Sissy3(f): 1:55am On Apr 22, 2009
$osisi:

look at all these liberated women that refuse to be disciplined.
how dare you question the "great command "?

now this very funny grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy

*Toyinrayo:

Well, thank God I know about poison and how they work.

Just let him try it!

Self defense is never far from my lips undecided

yes oo, rat poison and arsenic are very important
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by biina: 7:09am On Apr 22, 2009
It seems that the verse that the whole concept of 'Certified Wife Beating' is based upon has been interpreted subjectively by each and all, and people have used it to support their selfish interests.
Taken in context , the whole beating thing doesn't sit well  with other verses.

Would be nice if someone knowledgeable in the Quran & Hadith could comment.
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by bluespice(f): 7:20am On Apr 22, 2009
i saw somn like this in the religion section

this would fare better in there

where r the muslims to come "interprete" this exactly to us?
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by FBS: 7:36am On Apr 22, 2009
bluespice:

i saw somn like this in the religion section

this would fare better in there

where r the muslims to come "interprete" this exactly to us?
you wont see them now. later they will start spewing rubbish about how peaceful islam is.
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by PeeJee(m): 11:54am On Apr 22, 2009
I don't believe in beating my wife, all those ways of beating a wife is rubbish. I know women sometime drive us crazy to me if am married and she is realyy driving me crazy the best thing to do is to leave the house and come back home late if it happen on 2 to 3 occasions if she is a responsible being she will change.

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Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by spoilt(f): 12:00pm On Apr 22, 2009
In 2009 are we still on the issue of wife beating? shocked . Shouldnt we be tackling global warming and recycling more seriously? grin
I dont have time for this.
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by PeeJee(m): 12:03pm On Apr 22, 2009
you are right spoilt that is Big rubbish
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by idupaul: 12:03pm On Apr 22, 2009
lol
Re: The Correct Way To Beat Your Wife. by MrCrackles(m): 12:04pm On Apr 22, 2009
Sad! undecided

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