Conversation In a church.
Pastor- Bring out your tithes and Offering and rise up for prayers.
Congregation stands up raising their offering.
Pastor: Father in Jesus name as many as those that av come here 2 worship u fada bless them.
Church: amen
pastor: father continue to enrish their pocket.
Church: Amen
pastor: father as many that are here let them be as rich as Dangote in 25 years.
Church: Aaaaeee....
Pastor: can I hear a loud Amen.
Church: we want to be as rich as Diezani in 4yrs amen.
Pastor: you will come and share testimonies with offering of Diezallion.
Church: Amen
Pastor: You will neva be as poor as Dangote.
Church: Amen
pastor: For each one of you that wants to be like Diezani You will be granted Visa to go and join James Ibori IjN We pray.
Church: Silent
Pastor: Surprised. Open z eyes church was empty. Piss out