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Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by zomoears(m): 10:44pm On Oct 09, 2015
Lasgidy1:
Hahahahahahaahahaha. *Falls off from Access bank roof*

N gtbank roof...lol
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by montezz(f): 10:48pm On Oct 09, 2015
hehehehehehe.....lwkmd.
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by kimacent(m): 10:50pm On Oct 09, 2015
AbuMikey:
I love this woman already, annoyingly blunt!
hHhmmmm
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by ebukaOtika(m): 10:52pm On Oct 09, 2015
WeedSeller:
undecided..So Dry




Ogbeni talk ur own make Naija betta

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Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by Bluefish7(m): 11:00pm On Oct 09, 2015
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha issoryt when no b say the boss no get conscience u have gats to gree
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by AreaFada2: 11:01pm On Oct 09, 2015
Hehehe. On point.
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by Shawarmaplus(m): 11:01pm On Oct 09, 2015
olawalebabs:
Which excuse can beat this?


Omo her excuse make sense die grin grin

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Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by Ochinex(m): 11:03pm On Oct 09, 2015
GeJ my Hero.- the most educated President Nigeria ever had....

Buhari -the hermaprodite n most dullard president ever exited in this worthless country Nigeria
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by nonsopas(m): 11:17pm On Oct 09, 2015
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Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by Nobody: 11:33pm On Oct 09, 2015
prince3009:


Bro...Viagra has no effect on women!

Don't you get it? Dat niggaaa is Gay. if not there is no other explanation cheesy

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Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by California30(m): 11:35pm On Oct 09, 2015
prince3009:


Bro...Viagra has no effect on women!

Because Women are not human ??
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by nkemdi89(f): 11:38pm On Oct 09, 2015
you can only use that excuse as a civil servant but private companies dont care.
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:40pm On Oct 09, 2015
California30:
I can vividly remember when my ex-girlfriend took an overdose of Viagra.


Bros you can lie o.
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by prince3009(m): 11:42pm On Oct 09, 2015
California30:


Because Women are not human ??

Don't engage in an argument like this in order not to sound stvpid. Viagra is FOR MEN ONLY and never works for women.
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by TolaniLuv: 11:50pm On Oct 09, 2015
California30:
I can vividly remember when my ex-girlfriend took an overdose of Viagra.

It wasn't easy at all.
It took a toll on me because i had to do everything to satisfy her else, she gonna go get it outside.


Bro's you can lie Ooo!

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Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by Nobody: 1:21am On Oct 10, 2015
tiamiyukunle69:
Lollls... She no won risk am.......Prevention is far and way cheaper than cure. No time for Omo Ale by the maid......

Tell me why i went on youtube and watched almost 10 videos of eagles hunting snakes and i enjoyed it!!!
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by California30(m): 2:14am On Oct 10, 2015
prince3009:


Don't engage in an argument like this in order not to sound stvpid. Viagra is FOR MEN ONLY and never works for women.

Only your comment gave you away (You're in a third world country)
Sorry for being so brutal on you.
How you gonna know that females do use Viagra when you live in Africa.
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by California30(m): 2:15am On Oct 10, 2015
TolaniLuv:


Bro's you can lie Ooo!

Sorry.
I don't have time for some important stuffs, why then would i have time for telling lies ??
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by Nobody: 2:26am On Oct 10, 2015
Not an excuse. She should be sacked.
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by mandax: 2:45am On Oct 10, 2015
Hilarious, the maid could have won lottery if the woman had left her viagraad husband with the maid at home.
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by mandax: 2:53am On Oct 10, 2015
California30:


Because Women are not human ??

Women are obviously different human beings from men. Or are you going to argue that also.?

Viagra was meant to reduce the threshold of libido in men as well as sustain erecccction - none in women.
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by flawlessT(f): 6:39am On Oct 10, 2015
Prevention is far more better than cure grin
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by Nobody: 6:43am On Oct 10, 2015
California30:
I can vividly remember when my ex-girlfriend took an overdose of Viagra.

It wasn't easy at all.
It took a toll on me because i had to do everything to satisfy her else, she gonna go get it outside.

ignorance is a disease, viagra (sidenafil) doesnt work on women, iti. .
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by wolfskin: 6:55am On Oct 10, 2015
:ohahahahahahahahaha,meanwhile am hapi to join nairaland,i struggle enough to join these forum..plz the owner shud try n mek it more simple
Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by California30(m): 6:55am On Oct 10, 2015
rychard:

ignorance is a disease, viagra (sidenafil) doesnt work on women, iti. .

You know it Don't work on females because you're in Africa.

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Re: Funny Excuse Workers Give In The Office by California30(m): 6:57am On Oct 10, 2015
mandax:


Women are obviously different human beings from men. Or are you going to argue that also.?

Viagra was meant to reduce the threshold of libido in men as well as sustain erecccction - none in women.

Google search is free.
Why won't you stop being a little girl & make use of it ??

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