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How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Nobody: 9:29pm On Oct 10, 2015
i know that some will crucify me for this so am gonna point it out that this wasnt my idea because the stuff just works for me but the person that asked me the question is reading this because hes ashamed of asking the question as hes a first timer so i offered to ask the question. HOW TO YOU ASK FOR SEX FROM SOMEONE YOU ARE DATING WITHOUT SOUNDING FUNNY OR RUDE? mods should move this to frontpage because the guy needs serious advice. and i repeat go easy on the insults as am doing someone a favour
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by olasmith10(m): 9:34pm On Oct 10, 2015
*spreads mat....

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by ShutTheFhuckUp: 9:35pm On Oct 10, 2015
simply say,
"Come le†s fuçk ourselvs" simple...

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by falconey(m): 9:35pm On Oct 10, 2015
I've been waiting for this for years!!!


Waiting majestically.
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Nobody: 9:35pm On Oct 10, 2015
olasmith10:
*spreads mat....
lol welcome

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by mrpatozky(m): 9:36pm On Oct 10, 2015
Baby please can I swim in your pool?... grin

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Nobody: 9:36pm On Oct 10, 2015
falconey:
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scared of voicing it out right
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by ClassCaptain(m): 9:38pm On Oct 10, 2015
Baby Come ...why last did anyone start your Engine.. Let me help u to help you by you helping me to tear your kpetus..

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by lanaVello1(m): 9:38pm On Oct 10, 2015
mrpatozky:
Baby please can I swim in your pool?... grin
lmao grin grin

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Kingsley1000(m): 9:39pm On Oct 10, 2015
op you must be a juvenile....real men dont ask for sex..........


start by being confident,let her see u as a matured boy,,,make moves for sex,never ask for it



it's awkward

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Nobody: 9:46pm On Oct 10, 2015
Kingsley1000:
op you must be a juvenile....real men dont ask for sex..........


start by being confident,let her see u as a matured boy,,,make moves for sex,never ask for it



it's awkward
dude read between the lines am not the one that asked the question its someone whos scared of voicing it out, and speaking of moves how do you make the move? grin
Kingsley1000:
op you must be a juvenile....real men dont ask for sex..........


start by being confident,let her see u as a matured boy,,,make moves for sex,never ask for it



it's awkward
dude read between the lines am not the one that asked the question its someone whos scared of voicing it out, and speaking of moves how do you make the move?
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Kingsley1000(m): 9:52pm On Oct 10, 2015
Jonathan2787:
dude read between the lines am not the one that asked the question its someone whos scared of voicing it out, and speaking of moves how do you make the move? ;Ddude read between the lines am not the one that asked the question its someone whos scared of voicing it out, and speaking of moves how do you make the move?
...........first make the environment condusive void of noise or distractions make her comfortable and relaxed.........sit very close to her,find an opportunity to hold her hand(form palmist)look into her eyes,down to her mouth(kiss her)




or tell her to close her eyes or turn bk that u have a surprise(present)use ur hand shut her eyes then kiss her

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Enegod(m): 9:57pm On Oct 10, 2015
Just Show up on her doorstep naked. This usually works pretty good for me. undecided

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by PModes(m): 10:01pm On Oct 10, 2015
SMH

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Nobody: 10:01pm On Oct 10, 2015
Enegod:
Just Show up on her doorstep naked. This usually works pretty good for me. undecided
lol this got me laughing hard

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Kingsley1000(m): 10:02pm On Oct 10, 2015
Enegod:
Just Show up on her doorstep naked. This usually works pretty good for me. undecided
Is that not rape? grin

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Nobody: 10:03pm On Oct 10, 2015
Kingsley1000:
...........first make the environment condusive void of noise or distractions make her comfortable and relaxed.........sit very close to her,find an opportunity to hold her hand(form palmist)look into her eyes,down to her mouth(kiss her)




or tell her to close her eyes or turn bk that u have a surprise(present)use ur hand shut her eyes then kiss her
thats what am talking about thanks

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Nobody: 10:04pm On Oct 10, 2015
Kingsley1000:
op you must be a juvenile....real men dont ask for sex..........


start by being confident,let her see u as a matured boy,,,make moves for sex,never ask for it



it's awkward
Seconded grin
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Enegod(m): 10:08pm On Oct 10, 2015
Kingsley1000:
Is that not rape? grin
No, it is called seductive move undecided

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Nobody: 10:20pm On Oct 10, 2015
Never you ask a girl for sex.

Never you beg a girl for sex.

Never you act or sound desperate for sex.

If you do any of these, you have handed over the keys of the relationship to her and she will use it to control you..

A girl is not doing you any favor by having sex with you. They enjoy sex more than the guys because of their nerve ending which is over 200 times more sensitive than ours.

You could cleverly insinuate sex via charts on social networks. For example, when she tells you it is time for her to hit the cover. Tell her not to dream of you cause you get girls pregnant in their dreams. Jokingly tell her that you don't have sex with just any girl until you are dead sure, you love her and want to commit to the relationship.. Drop sexual hint once awhile..

Years ago when I was still a coach in the game, I dated a fair pretty girl for almost 6 months without acting like I was interested in having sex with her. She was dazed and confused. She started acting weird. One day she decided to know if I was impotent. Na she attack, I show am say me na sex god. After the show, it flowed naturally.

Go for a kiss, don't be in a hurry to touch her boobs the 1st time.Fix your gaze sternly at her and look deep into her eyes (try to see her through into her soul) then kiss her again and withdraw. Act as if you are no longer interested and watch her body language, if you can't Crack her code, patiently wait for the next opportunity. At the next show,when kissing her go for her boobs and search for her weak lust zone , if she gives you go ahead, go for the kill. If she withdraws, try again. If she no gree, free am.. One day she go fall yakata..

Never show desperation when trying to get a girl laid, the moment she notices your neediness just know that getting the cookie jar will be a herculean task. Don't act like a peacock in heat. Act like a boss who gets laid without even working for it even though you ain't getting laid. Create the impression that you are always getting laid.

What do I even know.. Me na boy..

Drop my pen here..

Signed :Daninya11

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by constance500: 10:24pm On Oct 10, 2015
Can we fu-ck. Das all
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by lgboks(m): 10:48pm On Oct 10, 2015
boss na you be good advice
So you don come spread mat for here?
Oya make me too join you.....
Emmm have been meaning to ask you@Kingsley1000 those foods when dey boost holy water abi how you put am....you do know am still waiting right? (hope am not acting desperate grin


@op- just follow Kingsley advice....its all about your presentation...am no master but the way you present the case matters.
Don't act like you need it,dont jump into it(i mean asking the question once)
Try and present or hint at it in the lil conversations you guys have,
Show her kind and caring gestures
Act romantic
But don't make a move just yet
Bid your time etc

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by olowookerekemi(f): 11:41pm On Oct 10, 2015
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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by predatorX: 11:54pm On Oct 10, 2015
buy a nice romantic blue film, not pornography ooo!! buy a nice alcoholic drink that is expensive and sweet, take her to Silverbed Cinemas and watch all the movies that they have till 10pm. make sure you have Joe's complete album in your house. make sure you have dim lights and a Powerful Air-conditioner.

when cold starts catching her and the booze has taken effect, play the blue film and music simultanoeusly, she wee start to shiver like "a dog that just baff" grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by obo389(m): 11:59pm On Oct 10, 2015
listen to Iyayan Ft don Jazzy-Gift

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by petux(m): 12:09am On Oct 11, 2015
Bae i want to browse your internet

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Burlah4u2c(m): 12:25am On Oct 11, 2015
I dont ask...I only suddenly keep quiet after a long talk... lean forward to her(when we on the bed)...stroke her hair or cuddle her cheek...I can't pinpoint exactly how kissing comes in...and from there, to another and to another... well, she's my gf....

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by menix(m): 1:44am On Oct 11, 2015
Bae bring ur snail over for dinner..

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by mikolo80: 3:03am On Oct 11, 2015
predatorX:
buy a nice romantic blue film, not pornography ooo!! buy a nice alcoholic drink that is expensive and sweet, take her to Silverbed Cinemas and watch all the movies that they have till 10pm. make sure you have Joe's complete album in your house. make sure you have dim lights and a Powerful Air-conditioner.

when cold starts catching her and the booze has taken effect, play the blue film and music simultanoeusly, she wee start to shiver like "a dog that just baff" grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
yoU killed it with joe music
You my friend are a badt guy

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by ggrin(f): 3:32am On Oct 11, 2015
menix:
Bae bring ur snail over for dinner..
igbin ke

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by mohdimplez(m): 6:14am On Oct 11, 2015
ShutTheFhuckUp:
simply say,
"Come le†s fuçk ourselvs" simple...
that's raw mehn smiley

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by mohdimplez(m): 6:16am On Oct 11, 2015
petux:
Bae i want to browse your internet
Internet browsing with 4G network smiley

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