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Abeg,who Lie Pass? by foladaraawe(f): 6:27am On Oct 11, 2015 |
Who is the best liar ?
Guy: Babe what phone is this ?
Girl: Well is the new Bold20
Guy: Bold20 Dey ?
Girl: Yes
Guy: How much ?
Girl: Bought it for N300 thousand
Guy: WTF! What can it do ?
Girl: It doesn't go off, it has no battery, it doesn't
need a sim card to browse, it charges through
solar WBU, what phone do you use ?
Guy: well am using Samsung Galaxy AIT STV Nokia
Apple Windows iPhone 30
Girl:What!!! Which kind of phone is that, How much ?
Guy: Just N500 thousand
Girl: Babe are you serious ? What can it do ?
Guy: Hmmmmmm it can do a lot of things oh,
the phone browses on it's own, it has fridge,
bedroom and parlour inside, no need for charging, the one i
love most is that it helps me
do all the house chores and if am in the parlour
watching a movie and the phone is in my
bedroom and it starts to ring, the phone will walk
from the room to the parlour shouting my name
saying i dey ring oh pick me pick me
Girl:Chai guy you can lie o ?
Guy: No be u start am ? Who lie pass? |
Re: Abeg,who Lie Pass? by Nobody: 6:34am On Oct 11, 2015 |
no be small matter |
Re: Abeg,who Lie Pass? by heayey(m): 6:40am On Oct 11, 2015 |
Make I Think, I Dey Cum |
Re: Abeg,who Lie Pass? by baski92(m): 6:50am On Oct 11, 2015 |
Power pass power, bad sharp guy |
Re: Abeg,who Lie Pass? by KaBabs1: 12:02am On Oct 19, 2015 |
foladaraawe: hey there, what's up? |
Re: Abeg,who Lie Pass? by KaBabs1: 5:03pm On Oct 15, 2018 |
Hello Fola... |
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