Is this over and done with

Gabry:

Kay-M, Hey Mehn, what on earth is your name,

I dont know u much but you sound so freakin lame,

Seems you try so hard . . . to catch your own fame,

U aint a pro rapper but you're just a big shame,

I will surely knock you out that you fly down south,

beat da hell out of you with ma lines till u shut yo mouth,

Forget it dude you aint got no talent nor you get no skills,

Cause 99% of yo fans are wearing high heels,

U aint worth ma time cause you so gay,

Wearing mini skirts, pissin sittin down for u its okay,

U wish Elton John could molest you sharp sharp!

But all you fit molest now is your music instrument called da harp

No mind me why I diss you well well,

I was being instructed by ma ticha Ofokasibe, that bad belle

But I think I am getting the hang out of this

Dissing people to da extreme makin them piss!
________________________________________________

Baba Ofoka, exactly 16 lines now and 90% no holds barred I hope this one be ok ooo

mogbe, is it me gabry-w dissed like this ?, i am coming back to reply u right now.

He said no bars hold jor.

Isnt this too long to think? I thought mine in 10 mins jor so its not fair Its already been a few days now

@gabry

AM SORRY  I HAD TO DO THIS :

@gabry
my first battle rap in nairaland is against gabry/ a very big fat mamma jamma!
i mean take a look at her profile picture /damn she looks like a waterlogged cucumber
gabry i understand ur ofoka's student /but aint students meant to improve ?
u and ofoka are like husband and wife /u both resemble werewolves!
lyrically speaking kay-m will give u ur first nairaland spankin
cuzz u couldnt be born again even if u marry benjamin franklin
8 bars of kay-m is like 8bars of israeli demolition
gabry's 8 bars was manufactured in fuji house of commotion
gabrywl, my rap verse is similar to a krayola -sauron diss
cuzz  even if u marry sauron today , you still wouldnt be able to bite this 
oh my lord,am not done yet/ kay-m vs gabry/ thats like krayola vs fat albert
i mean gabry battling kay-m ?that's like a lion versus an overgrown piglet !     
i have only posted 5 bars and yet gabry is already lost like a space nugget
i am aware ofoka needs an mrc to fill his hot nairaland bracket/
gabry ur just too fat / am sorry u just wont sell in ofoka's nairaland market!   

LOL!!!! Nice one. Love it with HUMOR!!!

Kay M u aint got no sex listed on your profile

Sadly on da news u are a hardcore lame ass pedifile

U look for young girls and boys from a mile,

Cause u cannot stay still not havin sex for awhile,

Tell me ass Nigga are u a female or a male?

Anyways, yo pardner looks like a fermented sagging whale

So wogly with that muti functional pimple skin lookin so pale

u both so ugly that the cops would wanna put you in jail

U must be blind to call me a piggly fat

I dont blame u coz yo eyes are small as a rat

How bout you whom looks like a super lepa shandi

No wonder you rap like shit like those Olsen Twinny

You mock me but you aint got no picture in your profile

Could it be yo face looks like a fugly crocodile?

Your lines aint scaring me their just as lame as Paris Hilton's ass

U betta shut yo mouth and speak less, or I dey mess with you and cause u in stress. .  Dont think you da best, coz u nowhere near as fly as an expensive bird nest, go you resign and just rest, Treat this as the end of yo test, see how your rappin be a big big mess

Gabry:

Kay M

You mock me but you aint got no picture in your profile
Could it be yo face looks like a fugly crocodile?
Your lines aint scaring me their just as lame as Paris Hilton's ass

LMFAO , KAY -M U HAVE BEEN LYRICALLY KNOCK-OUT I AM LOVING THIS , U GUYS NEED TO GO ON A ROUND 2 , KAY M GABRY HAS SET IT OFF, ITS NOW UR TURN , DONT WSATE MY TIME BOY! GABRY EXAM IS IN FULL PROGRESS,
U NEED TO REPLY TO HER ROUND 2 NOW

kay-m:

@gabry
AM SORRY  I HAD TO DO THIS
gabrywl, my rap verse is similar to a krayola -sauron diss
cuzz  even if u marry sauron today , you still wouldnt be able to bite this
oh my lord,am not done yet/ kay-m vs gabry/ thats like krayola vs fat albert
i mean gabry battling kay-m ?that's like a lion versus an overgrown piglet ! 
i am aware ofoka needs an mrc to fill his hot nairaland bracket/
gabry ur just too fat / am sorry u just wont sell in ofoka's nairaland market!

lmfao i cant just stop laughing , u calling gabry a fat piglet , ohh thats grouse ! ,
kay m that was a tight punchline on gabry .
i am loving my school ! but u need to reply her now. gabrys exam is now in full progress ! kay m where are u ?

Gabry:

Kay M u aint got no sex listed on your profile

Sadly on da news u are a hardcore lame ass pedifile

U look for young girls and boys from a mile,

Cause u cannot stay still not havin sex for awhile,

Tell me ass Nigga are u a female or a male?

Anyways, yo pardner looks like a fermented sagging whale

So wogly with that muti functional pimple skin lookin so pale

u both so ugly that the cops would wanna put you in jail

U must be blind to call me a piggly fat

I dont blame u coz yo eyes are small as a rat

How bout you whom looks like a super lepa shandi

No wonder you rap like shit like those Olsen Twinny

You mock me but you aint got no picture in your profile

Could it be yo face looks like a fugly crocodile?

Your lines aint scaring me their just as lame as Paris Hilton's ass

U betta shut yo mouth and speak less, or I dey mess with you and cause u in stress. .  Dont think you da best, coz u nowhere near as fly as an expensive bird nest, go you resign and just rest, Treat this as the end of yo test, see how your rappin be a big big mess

WHOA!! That shit is crazy!!! LMFAO!!

ok, am sorry if it sounds bad. Am trying.


Guess its over right? Ok, Ofoka, When is kay-m and gabry's convocation? We both have graduated!

oh graduation,, not so fast u have to beat me first ,
.and with this verse of mine i dont think so,
now listen
this is my 2nd verse that will give u F9


@gabry
gabry i agree ur lyrics are soft /they are softer than fraggle rock
ur face is both pretty and weird like child play 6's chucky
am feeling lucky /am gon eat gabby like a christmas turkey
honestly am graduating before u / u this kentucky fried chicken!
me beating u is easy like chinko malaysians eating lizards
but you beating me is hard like a chinese using chopsticks to eat eba!
ofoka himself knows that i am spitting flames/ gabry u need to drink water
gabry my level is tight than urs/unlike sauron am not even a biter
cuzz really gabry .kay-m compared to u is like a professor vs a nursery student
am dropping bombs on u like hiroshima , no time for any chinko mellodrama
your size reminds me of sumo wrestlers, remember nakagushi yokohama?
gabry ur as fat as samo hung but u kick like d girl in street fighter
my skills are better than urs/ its like little red riding hood battling yokozuna
gabry even if u were a virgin /gabrywyl/ u still wouldnt flow tighter!


i told u am not in ur level , am way way better !

Am sorry jor but Im not catchin your flare on that naaa. . .   

Anyways, let me finish you quick!


@ Kay - M

Callin me a Sumo I dey say u must be suferin from Bulimia

No one knows u including ma pals called D1kelevra and Sam Milla,

U still aint postin your picture cause u come from fuglymania

No wonder all girls whom met you would rather play shakara

Let me ask you this question, Does size always seems to matter to you?

What happen to A.Franklin & J.Hudson whom all win a global award you mumu

I might be fat but at least I have more heart and personality than you do,

I bet majority of da Nairalanders are agreeing with me on this too,

You are gettin weak with your lines as time goes by,

Its time for you to say Bye Bye coz you aint fly,

After hearin yo 2nd Rappin skills I dont think I can call it a tie,

Claimin that your skillz are better than mine is obviously a big fat lie

Your shitty no good use lines are so filled with drama,

You yarn it just like you were raised by a geisha

U sure u a nigga or try to be born in a continent called Asia?

Either way, none seems to be workin for ya cause u're just a lame ass motha sucka!

oh my lord , this gurl is surely not gon give up until she graduates,

@gabry

chow yung bow and hang ju won, i heard of
what the eff is gabry shang tsung wang?duh? ?
lady bird ., ur chinko name sounds like a porn/well done
cuzz for real all i see after this battle is gabry's skirt gettin torn
i can see ur rhyming perfectly /thats quite an improvement
but u beating me gabby? thats a bloody disillusionment!
i have to admit ur teacher ofoka did a very good job on you
even if u were mrs fat beauty /gabry gurl ur a chic i just wouldnt boo
coaching a cockraoch from pupa to larva stage ?aint that great
gurl ur gon get crushed badly like a box of crates
now u think u so fly and now u wanna step to kay-m and the lyrical greats?
gabby am going to eat u like my breakfast ?just like corn flakes !
my rap skills are too magical they turn gabry the fat into gabry the slim
cuzz even if u were mr international /u still wouldnt rap like iceberg slimm
u battling me is like the devil trying to battle a born again?total blasphemy
even if u swallow a whole eagle /gabry u still wouldnt be as fly as me

HOLLA AT ME. UR EXAM HAS JUST STARTED .

@ofoka
pls who is doing better ? score us pls.

Kay - M just lost it by Gabry fea 50 Cent and Gwen Stefani   

50Cent:
Yo Yo Yo Yo!
Waddup G!
DO you miss me?
Its been long baybee! Ma sweet suga honey bee!
Togetha with Gwen Stefani,
So sweet and sexy

Break it down!

G. . . Show Kay - M whatcha made of!   UH!! 



Gabry:

Kay -M   You so lame  You rap like a mutt                                               

Your so called Chow Yung Bow is actually da great Chow Yun Fatt!                       Gwen : WHo da hell is Chow Yung Bow. . . . Kay - M is a yeye fowl. . .

I bet even your grandma knows this basic info u bag of fart

Even if you go for a Children's rappin school, u sure wont make da cut                Gwen : Yeah Yeah Ohhhhh Ohhhh!!! Kay M,  . U so lame. . .

Quit your rappin cause your breath smells like fermented salami                          50 Cent : Uh huh! Kay - M da salami!

U rappin on stage forget it u sound like a bafoon baloni                                        50 Cent : Geez! Kay M Indded da Baloni!

Even your gf's cant stand your rappin skills they go say you fugly                         Gwen: Kay - M so fu ------glyyyyy. . .

Leave the male industry and join the gay club made by Queeny                           50 Cent: Uh. . . Yeah. . . Kay M so gay baybee . .


Gwen:   in singin mode

Kay M You so lame you just lost it. . . 50Cent: Yeah Da nigga has lost it!

Eat a bag of cocaine you go high you just lost it. . . 50Cent: Yeah Da nigga has lost it!

Your momma says you aint fly thats why you lost it . . . 50Cent: Yeah Da nigga has lost it!

I suggest you go and say bye bye since you lost it. . . . 50Cent: Yeah Da nigga has lost it!

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. . . . . Oooh ooohhhh. . . . .

(Music Instruments change from Hip Hop to Jaz feel and Gabry does her scat!      )

Gabry:

Beep baap da boom boom skibideep pa pap
Bidi Bidid bap bap ba loo bap bap bap POW! Bap!

50Cent:

Kay M . . . . U've lost your cool you're out of luck. . . .            Uhh

Gabry:

Bee daap dapp dapp dapp badadada bap!
Bidi Bidid bap bap ba loo bap bap bap POW! Bap!

50Cent:

I pity you cause u dey resemble a muck! Uhhh


(Music Insyruments change back to Hip Hop and Gweni sing her tunes!       )

Gwen:   in singin mode

Kay M You so lame you just lost it. . . 50Cent: Yeah Da nigga has lost it!

Eat a bag of cocaine you go high you just lost it. . . 50Cent: Yeah Da nigga has lost it!

Your momma says you aint fly thats why you lost it . . . 50Cent: Yeah Da nigga has lost it!

I suggest you go and say bye bye since you lost it. . . . 50Cent: Yeah Da nigga has lost it!


Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. . . . . Oooh ooohhhh. . . . .

Gabry:
Kay M you aint got no swaggar
U just resemble a hardcore beggar
Your rap skills aint tight it aint bettar
Just drop your mic down Ill see you later!



Gabry, 50 Cent and Gwen:

Kay M you just lost it. . . Lost it. . . Lost it. . . .

Lost it. . . Lost it. . .  Lost it. . .    (6x till music fades. . . . .)

wow gabry that is so tight ,

@kaym
if u dont show up and reply her in 2 days, she will be declared a graduate of the MRC hall of fame

sauron is jealous of my graduating student
shes coming to throw punchlines on any available biter


my student gabry is not a biter
shes a fuckin street fighter
u know why cuzz she throws more kicks at u than chun li in street figher

GABBRY HOLLA AT THEM !

Gabry:
Gabry:
Kay M you aint got no swaggar
U just resemble a hardcore beggar
Your rap skills aint tight it aint bettar
Just drop your mic down Ill see you later!


Gabry, 50 Cent and Gwen:

Kay M you just lost it. . . Lost it. . . Lost it. . . .

Lost it. . . Lost it. . . Lost it. . . (6x till music fades. . . . .)

For reallzzzz?? ?? ?
Gabs on fire!!!

Shorty spit awhole bunch of ish in less than (counting fingers 1, 2, 3) 20mins??

Where can i get my copy?? Amazon?? Ebay??

Well composed gab. . .must have cost alot to get those two on one track

@gabry
d last time i checked u whur doin chinko rap now u are kickin butts, way to go gurl!
@ofoka
i see u doin great wit ur student.woulda signed up 4 ur class xcept, well never mind. , great job anyway!!

what ya'll think ya doing check out this flowz:

Fresh off the streets, just finished a show in Long Beach
Ready to relax, kick up my feet
Maybe smoke a blunt or two, that's what I wanna do
Broke out and called up the homeboy BOO! (What happenin' nephew?)
Oh, nothin' just called, lookin' for some women that can handle my balls
(Well you hit the right spot, I can help you with that
Gimme 15 minutes, and I'll hit you rite back)
Off to the hotel, I was ready indeed
Slapped the button in the 'llac to control the speed
Put one up in the air, the cops just stared
Waved my hands out the roof like I just ain't care
Got to the tele and I slid thru the door
On to the elevator, hit the penthouse floor
And what would happen next only time could tell
Cuz I got up to my room, and I was mad as hell (Aaah! Damn!)

What do ya think, am looking for a group to hook up with here in garki abuja call me on 0806604150 eight, amma rap this ship until my head breaks!! pprrrrr (peace out!!!}

@GABRY
TOMORROW IS KAY-M'S DEADLINE IF HE DOESNT REPLY U BY TOMORROW THEN U SHALL BE DECLARED
THE 1ST GRADUATE OF OFOKA NAIRALAND SCHOOL OF BATTLE RAP. WAY U GO GIRL !

Gabry. . . .this one don pass rap oh lol. . . .

ofokasibe:

GABBRY HOLLA AT THEM !

Aight Boss

Gabster in da house y'all, am rockin up da MRC's dont dey tease
Once I rap ma flow, Sauron would blow me a kiss
Kay-M wished for one too but Sauron tell him to piss
Now he know well, what he had just miss. , This be big bliss
Kay - M da hater will never ever be a rapper
Even if Money bling money flow it still wont make ya
Hater Hater go and plead from Ofoka to teach ya
How to rap rap rapper but I think ofoka wont take ya
Gabby in da house come on y'all just holla
See me strut ma stuff I've got da swagga
I rap ma lines 24/7 my rhymes are gettin tigha cause am gettin brighta
Its true am not a bita but I am a champ in street fighta

steve49ja:

For reallzzzz?? ?? ?
Gabs on fire!!!

Shorty spit awhole bunch of ish in less than (counting fingers 1, 2, 3) 20mins??

Where can i get my copy?? Amazon?? Ebay??

Well composed gab. . .must have cost alot to get those two on one track

crudedude:

@gabry
d last time i checked u whur doin chinko rap now u are kickin butts, way to go gurl!
@ofoka
i see u doin great wit ur student.woulda signed up 4 ur class xcept, well never mind. , great job anyway!!

Awww. . . Thanks guys.

lalaboi:

Gabry. . . .this one don pass rap oh lol. . . .

Its betta than rap right? Its the new generation of rap

Hmmm, see Gabry ooo, wetin i dey do wey i no enter this room since.

So anything word "BITE" now, Sauron name must be mentioned. Notoriously ridiculous.

I smell Ofako providing lines for some1.

Deji!!! I sense you dey run and toast so many females till you forget bout your Momma Ngozi Gabry hia thats why you no go enta this place. I must remind u say I no grow young now so u must try at least rememba me sha

Una dey smell ofoka share lyrics with someone abi? WHo be that sef? If its me, I will say shame on you ooo cause I no dey contact much with Baba Ofoka now. 

gabry dont worry about those doubting u. they dont beleif it is the same old gabry that is now spitting rhymes and
punchlines like a professional,, what did i tell u my aim is i told u my aim is to transform u from a wack mc, to a sick mc,, now i have achieved that , and the rest of the guys find it hard to beleif that ofoka can train someone that will carry the MRC touch boldly and face the likes of shaz , sauron lalaboi , mykali in a rap battle .
SINCE KAY-M DIDNT SHOW UP, I GUESS HE HAS GIVEN UP .SO GABRY YOU HAVE NOW GRADUATED

I HEREBY DECLARE GABRY THE FIRST PIONEER GRADUATE OF OFOKA'S NAIRALAND RAP UNIVERSITY

@all the doubting thomases
gabry is just my first graduate ,,,darne is about to enrol into my school now,, ,,and he is also starting from scratch
my advice to yall is to come and enrol into my sch, especially the boys above .

@GABRY
HOLLA AT THEM ONCE MORE !

Gabry:

Deji!!! I sense you dey run and toast so many females till you forget bout your Momma Ngozi Gabry hia thats why you no go enta this place. I must remind u say I no grow young now so u must try at least rememba me sha

Una dey smell ofoka share lyrics with someone abi? WHo be that sef? If its me, I will say shame on you ooo cause I no dey contact much with Baba Ofoka now. 

Mama ngozi, I sincerely do not have any reason to be toasting pple around NL. The only one person I asked out was iice, who is just full of herself, then I dropped the issue. I cant even do an E-date. its waste of time, the section that drifted me away from where we normally see is the sports section.

I no dey talk sey na u ofoka dey provide rhymes, did I say such? Abu na guilty conscience be this? You aint the only one on this thread spitting. You have actually improved and seeing u spit makes me know there;s nothing one cannot do.

@ ofoka, nice job brov.

ofokasibe:

gabry dont worry about those doubting u. they dont beleif it is the same old gabry that is now spitting rhymes and
punchlines like a professional,, what did i tell u my aim is i told u my aim is to transform u from a wack mc, to a sick mc,, now i have achieved that , and the rest of the guys find it hard to beleif that ofoka can train someone that will carry the MRC touch bpunchlines like a professional,, what did i tell u my aim is i told u my aim is to transform u from a wack mc, to a sick mc,, now i have achieved that , and the rest of the guys find it hard to beleif that ofoka can train someone that will carry the MRC touch boldly and face the likes of shaz , sauron lalaboi , mykali in a rap battle .
SINCE KAY-M DIDNT SHOW UP, I GUESS HE HAS GIVEN UP .SO GABRY YOU HAVE NOW GRADUATED
oldly and face the likes of shaz , sauron lalaboi , mykali in a rap battle .
SINCE KAY-M DIDNT SHOW UP, I GUESS HE HAS GIVEN UP .SO GABRY YOU HAVE NOW GRADUATED
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I HEREBY DECLARE GABRY THE FIRST PIONEER GRADUATE OF OFOKA'S NAIRALAND RAP UNIVERSITY

@all the doubting thomases
gabry is just my first graduate ,,,darne is about to enrol into my school now,, ,,and he is also starting from scratch
my advice to yall is to come and enrol into my sch, especially the boys above .

@GABRY
HOLLA AT THEM ONCE MORE !

Thanks Baba Ofoka.

Ok, I Holla



HOLLA!

eyonigger:

Mama ngozi, I sincerely do not have any reason to be toasting pple around NL. The only one person I asked out was iice, who is just full of herself, then I dropped the issue. I cant even do an E-date. its waste of time, the section that drifted me away from where we normally see is the sports section.

I no dey talk sey na u ofoka dey provide rhymes, did I say such? Abu na guilty conscience be this? You aint the only one on this thread spitting. You have actually improved and seeing u spit makes me know there;s nothing one cannot do.

@ ofoka, nice job brov.

O gaaaa. . . I thought you are jokin about the toastin part. Didnt know you took it sriously. But I dont think its worth toating any nairalanders from here jor

Gabry?

Wetin? U shock I be professional rapper abi?

Ok, am sorry for all this especially to Ofokasibe.

I think Kay M should just get the MRC (I dont even know what that is ). The reason is that Ive been treating all of this very unserious meaning that all which I have written here is only for jokes and its for the fun of it and its to. . . Well. . . Am like that. I like to play around and Im not serious most of the time unlike Mykali and Sauron and Ibime and other rappers here so this is my final post on the rap section.

Eyah pele . . . Thank you.

who is garby . and what is ofoka sch of rap?

ok ohhhhhhhhhhhh