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AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by vivianblog1(f): 11:39am On Oct 17, 2015
Money has different names !!!
In church its called (offering),
in school its (fee),
in marriage it's called (dowry),
in divorce (alimony),
when u owe someone its (debt ),
when u pay the government (tax),
in court (fines),
civil servant retirees (pension)
boss to workers (salary),
master to subordinates (wages),
when u borrow from bank (loan),
when u offer after a service (tip),
to kidnappers (ransom),
illegally received in d name of service (bribe).

The question is "when a man gives it to his girlfriend what do we call it??Answer __________?

source - https://instagram.com/p/873r2VG4IJ/?taken-by=aycomedian

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Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by dammytosh: 11:40am On Oct 17, 2015
It is called Allawi.


Since all these girls believe relationship is work on its own.

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Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by Nobody: 11:47am On Oct 17, 2015
Thinking

ETO ILU. *edited*

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Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by Nobody: 11:53am On Oct 17, 2015
Its called favour tongue

And excise duties

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Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by lekankolade(m): 11:53am On Oct 17, 2015
Log in password

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Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by SirLegal(m): 11:54am On Oct 17, 2015
It's called MAINTENANCE. Lol.....

The babe gat to luk gud.

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Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by Maximillian1: 12:00pm On Oct 17, 2015
undecided undecided

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Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by pretydiva(f): 12:25pm On Oct 17, 2015
Its called settlement

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Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by robosky02(m): 12:33pm On Oct 17, 2015
pretydiva:
Its called settlement

so na settlement yoiu dey take

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Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by libertyfather(m): 12:38pm On Oct 17, 2015
It simple... it call service charge or puna bill

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Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by damian1122: 12:39pm On Oct 17, 2015
It's called Shares

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Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by ellahzy(f): 3:10pm On Oct 17, 2015
it is called miscellaneous

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Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by sotel(f): 3:30pm On Oct 17, 2015
It's called maintenance fee..shout out to my girls

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Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by Nobody: 8:23pm On Oct 18, 2015
maintenance

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Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by MsBliss(f): 12:09am On Oct 19, 2015
its called parcel lipsrsealed

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Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by rolayemi(m): 3:26am On Oct 19, 2015
Investment

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Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by Yasirarafat: 5:07am On Oct 19, 2015
ok
Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by Leyemoshood: 7:57am On Oct 19, 2015
Maga money grin


in other news,order your football jerseys
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Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by Emary(f): 7:57am On Oct 19, 2015
Upkeep.

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Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by Nobody: 7:58am On Oct 19, 2015
Charity Work

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Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by Vaxt(m): 7:58am On Oct 19, 2015
it has many names majorly:
(1) For side chicks- "miscellaneous".
(2) For cream, makeup n material chicks- "maintaince".
(3) For i go marry u girls- "investment".
(4) For girls wey dey do like hookers- "settlement".

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Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by SuperSuave(m): 7:58am On Oct 19, 2015
lipsrsealed
Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by 9jaboi8701(m): 7:58am On Oct 19, 2015
Gate fee

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Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by sandrajazmin(f): 7:58am On Oct 19, 2015
Its called AKARA/bobo juice

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Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by pretydiva(f): 7:58am On Oct 19, 2015
Compensation
Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by meshacha1: 7:58am On Oct 19, 2015
Offering
Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by Kelklein(m): 7:58am On Oct 19, 2015
and my question is...



who's this Vivian that is gisting everywhere lately


hmm..I smell a Linda-wanna-be

But, that's none of my business

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Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by Sicozone(m): 7:58am On Oct 19, 2015
investment
Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by ayindepremier: 7:58am On Oct 19, 2015
it depends on the kinds of girlfriends u keep,
it can either be

1. Investment. (When u know ur 1naira no go waste)

2. Disbursement. ( when she don turn u to ATM machine)

3. Gift. (when u know that's only thing that would keep her comming to ur house)

4. Maintenance( U can't be milking her oil reserve and be opening ur teeth freely, u have to be keeping the ministry lucrative! grin)



but, I'm very sure 80% of men INVEST in the "future" of many girls, clap ya hand if u code!.



shoutout to ma Uni Boiz!

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Re: AY Comedian Question Of The Day - (very Funny) by segebase(m): 7:58am On Oct 19, 2015
lovers due

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