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Warri Version! by ayusman16(m): 5:54pm On May 02, 2009
Rev. Reinhard Bonke came to Okuokoko village in delta state for a convention. He climbed on the podium and started preaching the gospel. Barely 10 minutes had he started that he noticed that the congregation were grumbling and leaving. He called on the nearest man (Akpos Akpomiemie) and asked why they were leaving and Akpomiemie answered "Bros, dem no understand your big grammar.” Reinhard Bonke thought for a moment and then asked Akpomiemie for assistantce. This is what ensued:

Reinhard Bonke: "As it was in the bible"

Akpos Akpomiemie: "As dem yarn for bible"

Reinhard Bonke: "Jesus entered the boat with his disciples"

Akpos Akpomiemie: "Na im Jesus fall in and arrange for canoe with him pally dem"

Reinhard Bonke: "As the boat was sailing there was a great storm"

Akpos Akpomiemie: " As the canoe dey move na im yawa come gas"

Reinhard Bonke: " the storm was so great that it was like a whirl wind"

Akpos Akpomiemie: "de yawa come de so tay, kasala burst enter"

Reinhard Bonke: " the disciples were now afraid and they shouted master master"

Akpos Akpomiemie: "na im pally dem liver drop, dem begin hala, “bros e, bros e”

Reinhard Bonke: " Jesus got up and calm down the wind"

Akpos Akpomiemie: "Na im Jesus tanda, come arrange de yawa"

Reinhard Bonke: " He turned to his disciples and said, you are men of little faith"

Akpos Akpomiemie: Na so Jesus look im pally dem, shake head, tell dem say “NNA MEN, UNA FALL MY HAND ON PER SECOND BILLING”
Re: Warri Version! by clemcykul(f): 3:12pm On May 04, 2009
lol
Re: Warri Version! by Lolabbey: 3:25pm On May 05, 2009
anus man u try
Re: Warri Version! by tytylayor: 3:41pm On May 05, 2009
i was there
Re: Warri Version! by Lolabbey: 4:00pm On May 05, 2009
lets go dereeeeeeeeeeeeee
Re: Warri Version! by D1KeleVra(m): 6:43pm On May 05, 2009
hehehe waffi boys!!!
Re: Warri Version! by sylve11: 6:56pm On May 05, 2009
dem too much bah? cool
Re: Warri Version! by Arcani: 8:29pm On May 05, 2009
Nice one


Three Gbosa for my warri pally dem jare
Re: Warri Version! by Lolabbey: 11:22am On May 06, 2009
gbosa! gbosaa!! gbosaaa!!!
Re: Warri Version! by D1KeleVra(m): 2:44pm On May 06, 2009
Kai! See them!
Re: Warri Version! by Lolabbey: 2:58pm On May 06, 2009
dem dey come back again . . . . , . wink
Re: Warri Version! by sylve11: 3:26pm On May 06, 2009
so u wan run cool
Re: Warri Version! by Lolabbey: 3:32pm On May 06, 2009
u knw sey fear no dey catch me nah
Re: Warri Version! by donsponky(m): 3:40pm On May 06, 2009
na weee area grin grin warri 4 life jooooo grin wink
Re: Warri Version! by ajekpaks(m): 4:03pm On May 06, 2009
Bros eh
Re: Warri Version! by sylve11: 4:28pm On May 06, 2009
ajekpas na which area of warri u migrate from self? cool
Re: Warri Version! by Lolabbey: 4:30pm On May 06, 2009
ehmmm,i dey come first
Re: Warri Version! by ashaby(f): 4:39pm On May 06, 2009
@ Poster
U try! infact overtry de worry u sef!
Re: Warri Version! by Lolabbey: 4:42pm On May 06, 2009
ashaby sha dollars
Re: Warri Version! by leoleo: 5:43pm On May 06, 2009
@poster
Which page for bible this tori dey self?
Re: Warri Version! by kenypumpin: 1:42pm On May 08, 2009
bros e, i hail ooo grin grin mehn where u find dt kine jhoke 4rmm?? nice one,
Re: Warri Version! by sylve11: 2:05pm On May 08, 2009
oboy how ur own be? cool
Re: Warri Version! by Lolabbey: 4:41pm On May 08, 2009
y u com dey vex nah?
Re: Warri Version! by sylve11: 5:53pm On May 08, 2009
who? cool
Re: Warri Version! by dani1luv: 6:06pm On May 08, 2009
[lol
Re: Warri Version! by ajekpaks(m): 7:48pm On May 08, 2009
sylve11:

ajekpas na which area of warri u migrate from self? cool

Ah, na we get the whole of warri
Re: Warri Version! by D1KeleVra(m): 12:44am On May 09, 2009
Lolabbey:

dem dey come back again . . . . , . wink

I don't know what ur talking abut! Pls. Clarify grin
Re: Warri Version! by dani1luv: 11:17am On May 09, 2009
unclarifyable tongue
Re: Warri Version! by sylve11: 12:16pm On May 09, 2009
mssswww cool
Re: Warri Version! by dani1luv: 1:23pm On May 09, 2009
bless you my son wink
Re: Warri Version! by sylve11: 3:07pm On May 09, 2009
i tot u denied me the other time? cool
Re: Warri Version! by D1KeleVra(m): 6:35pm On May 09, 2009
Confusion is his brain's top priority grin

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