Rev. Reinhard Bonke came to Okuokoko village in delta state for a convention. He climbed on the podium and started preaching the gospel. Barely 10 minutes had he started that he noticed that the congregation were grumbling and leaving. He called on the nearest man (Akpos Akpomiemie) and asked why they were leaving and Akpomiemie answered "Bros, dem no understand your big grammar.” Reinhard Bonke thought for a moment and then asked Akpomiemie for assistantce. This is what ensued:

Reinhard Bonke: "As it was in the bible"

Akpos Akpomiemie: "As dem yarn for bible"

Reinhard Bonke: "Jesus entered the boat with his disciples"

Akpos Akpomiemie: "Na im Jesus fall in and arrange for canoe with him pally dem"

Reinhard Bonke: "As the boat was sailing there was a great storm"

Akpos Akpomiemie: " As the canoe dey move na im yawa come gas"

Reinhard Bonke: " the storm was so great that it was like a whirl wind"

Akpos Akpomiemie: "de yawa come de so tay, kasala burst enter"

Reinhard Bonke: " the disciples were now afraid and they shouted master master"

Akpos Akpomiemie: "na im pally dem liver drop, dem begin hala, “bros e, bros e”

Reinhard Bonke: " Jesus got up and calm down the wind"

Akpos Akpomiemie: "Na im Jesus tanda, come arrange de yawa"

Reinhard Bonke: " He turned to his disciples and said, you are men of little faith"

Akpos Akpomiemie: Na so Jesus look im pally dem, shake head, tell dem say “NNA MEN, UNA FALL MY HAND ON PER SECOND BILLING”

lol

anus man u try

i was there

lets go dereeeeeeeeeeeeee

hehehe waffi boys!!!

dem too much bah?

gbosa! gbosaa!! gbosaaa!!!

Kai! See them!

dem dey come back again . . . . , .

so u wan run

u knw sey fear no dey catch me nah

na weee area warri 4 life jooooo

Bros eh

ajekpas na which area of warri u migrate from self?

ehmmm,i dey come first

@ Poster
U try! infact overtry de worry u sef!

ashaby sha dollars

@poster
Which page for bible this tori dey self?

bros e, i hail ooo mehn where u find dt kine jhoke 4rmm?? nice one,

oboy how ur own be?

y u com dey vex nah?

who?

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sylve11:

ajekpas na which area of warri u migrate from self?

Ah, na we get the whole of warri

Lolabbey:

dem dey come back again . . . . , .

I don't know what ur talking abut! Pls. Clarify

mssswww

bless you my son

i tot u denied me the other time?

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