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Don't Lie! U Did Most Of These by ikbnice(m): 3:37pm On Oct 23, 2015
If you didnt do all or most of these, your childhood isnt fun

― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand without fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover.....'.....then I guess your Childhood wasn't fun! Oya choose which one u do?

Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now. I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". I knw u are singing it now again
***Confess! u are guilty. hahahaha!

cc lalasticlala
Re: Don't Lie! U Did Most Of These by Nobody: 3:44pm On Oct 23, 2015
*** spreads local mat on thread ***
Re: Don't Lie! U Did Most Of These by ikbnice(m): 3:47pm On Oct 23, 2015
grayht:
*** spreads local mat on thread ***
u go everywhere wit ur mat.
Re: Don't Lie! U Did Most Of These by LOC1(m): 3:49pm On Oct 23, 2015
Of a truth, I'm guilty of everything especially that jangilova. I got to knw it is jingle over after secondary school.
Re: Don't Lie! U Did Most Of These by Nobody: 3:50pm On Oct 23, 2015
ikbnice:
u go everywhere wit ur mat.
lol.. When I no be Aladdin
Re: Don't Lie! U Did Most Of These by okosodo: 3:53pm On Oct 23, 2015
i do all of them
Re: Don't Lie! U Did Most Of These by FruityLass: 3:54pm On Oct 23, 2015
Guilty of all smiley
Re: Don't Lie! U Did Most Of These by Lattop(m): 3:56pm On Oct 23, 2015
Sandalili really got me
na now now i just dey knw am

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