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Never Lie To Little Kids! by olamide93(f): 3:25pm On May 04, 2009 |
There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private parts with a newspaper.The little girl says, "What's under there?" So the man answers, "A bird." The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain. A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?" The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl." So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses. When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man. She answers, " I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest and smashed its 2 eggs [color=#006600][/color] |
Re: Never Lie To Little Kids! by studio43(m): 3:27pm On May 04, 2009 |
Stale J |
Re: Never Lie To Little Kids! by clemcykul(f): 3:37pm On May 04, 2009 |
stamped |
Re: Never Lie To Little Kids! by Ben13: 3:43pm On May 04, 2009 |
Re: Never Lie To Little Kids! by Lolabbey: 4:27pm On May 04, 2009 |
no comment |
Re: Never Lie To Little Kids! by Ben13: 4:42pm On May 04, 2009 |
Re: Never Lie To Little Kids! by D1KeleVra(m): 6:36pm On May 04, 2009 |
I like the joke, ive never heard it b4 |
Re: Never Lie To Little Kids! by Ben13: 6:50pm On May 04, 2009 |
Re: Never Lie To Little Kids! by xviconcept: 7:05pm On May 04, 2009 |
dats serves him right |
Re: Never Lie To Little Kids! by D1KeleVra(m): 11:14am On May 05, 2009 |
Heys!!! Id put u on the ground and have that fat Romade sit on u |
Re: Never Lie To Little Kids! by Bbeee: 11:16am On May 05, 2009 |
D1 na u b d man ni? |
Re: Never Lie To Little Kids! by Lolabbey: 4:05pm On May 05, 2009 |
who else u dey tink |
Re: Never Lie To Little Kids! by D1KeleVra(m): 8:03pm On May 05, 2009 |
Heeeeys!!!! Sturrit!!! |
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