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Never Lie To Little Kids! by olamide93(f): 3:25pm On May 04, 2009
There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he
covers his private parts with a newspaper.The little girl says, "What's under there?"
So the man answers, "A bird." The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain.
A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?" The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the
beach and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl." So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses.
When they get there, they see the little girl the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man.
She answers, " I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a
while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest and smashed its 2 eggs grin tongue[color=#006600][/color]
Re: Never Lie To Little Kids! by studio43(m): 3:27pm On May 04, 2009
Stale J sad
Re: Never Lie To Little Kids! by clemcykul(f): 3:37pm On May 04, 2009
stamped
Re: Never Lie To Little Kids! by Ben13: 3:43pm On May 04, 2009
undecided
Re: Never Lie To Little Kids! by Lolabbey: 4:27pm On May 04, 2009
no comment
Re: Never Lie To Little Kids! by Ben13: 4:42pm On May 04, 2009
undecided
Re: Never Lie To Little Kids! by D1KeleVra(m): 6:36pm On May 04, 2009
I like the joke, ive never heard it b4
Re: Never Lie To Little Kids! by Ben13: 6:50pm On May 04, 2009
undecided
Re: Never Lie To Little Kids! by xviconcept: 7:05pm On May 04, 2009
smiley
dats serves him right
Re: Never Lie To Little Kids! by D1KeleVra(m): 11:14am On May 05, 2009
Heys!!! Id put u on the ground and have that fat Romade sit on u angry
Re: Never Lie To Little Kids! by Bbeee: 11:16am On May 05, 2009
D1 na u b d man ni? undecided
Re: Never Lie To Little Kids! by Lolabbey: 4:05pm On May 05, 2009
who else u dey tink
Re: Never Lie To Little Kids! by D1KeleVra(m): 8:03pm On May 05, 2009
Heeeeys!!!! Sturrit!!!

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