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I remembered when I was in JSS3 during extension( an easter holiday coaching for JSS3 and SSS3 students)


That's how my friend Tomisin wrote a love letter to one girl called Jumoke as he showed me to help him to Edit it, I'm a good love letter Editor


He was afraid to put it, I gave d guy courage but he was still afraid, as he was panicking about the letter

The letter mistakenly entered d girl locker


Through a tiny hole... Funny tho d girl locker was locked with these Tokoz Padlock.

And we can't break it, cos it might lead to another punishment



Monday Morning came, Nah so d girl enter class open locker see Tomisin love letter, Tomisin sef dey feel himself say Nah him get d babe.


Uno what d girl came to where Tomisin was seating, gave him 3 dirty and beautiful slaps


The class was shocked as Tomisin couldn't revenge by beating her, They later discover he wrote a love letter.


His case was reported to d VP Mr Obas Nah so dem talk say make him cut grass for 3 weeks





After we left High school




You know what.... Tomisin and Jumoke met at Uni




And you know what happened



They're dating now....



I mean dey love themselves like kilode now







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see your life outside, who tell u say Nah Yoruba movie


the last time I checked d post I didn't mention movie, I said it happened to my friend Tomisin for crying out loud


Oga, warn yourself o

Elosky20:
those days in skul was one of the bullies then.so there was this girl i was eyeing but there was a guy she loves more.so on this particular day i cornered both of them on a bush path while going home so told the guy to start running home, but he refused, so we started fighting o next thing i saw my self on the floor recieving blows o, only for the girl in question to assume the role of a ref. i saw hell that day, to make matters worse he called the girl to come and feed me with sand and grass. i have to leave skul to save my face


CC:
lalasticlala

sask:
guy we can't see ur imagination oo

Teryfik:
e be like say me sef don watch d yoruba film...shey b Odunlade Adekola dey d film??

kadree:
Georgina! Georgina!! Wetin my eye c because of u still neva fit comot for my mind since1997, den in j s s 3. because of Georgina I decided to face dis brief, lil thick guy who find no oda place to always find comfort apart from Georgina's rader . I lie to my friends say d guy dey always dey abuse all of us but meanwhile, na only me know say na just because of Georgina i dey vex wit d guy.
Well, it got to a point where we av to show our strength, nai dem set us(gidigbo) *to d public school goers, I hail oo* Bn a tall boy n one who was a strong fan of jackie chan, na I first throw one kick wey I don dey imagine for months as e go take b for my opponent body. So wen it was time wit d small stout stature looking guy, I felt "Oh God, tnk u for dis fud"
As I throw my long leg, nai dis guy jus weave go side n d nxt tin wey I c, na my tall body wey suspend for air n before I go say make I analyse wetin dey apun, na ground d guy dey from get nice time wit my face. My face just dey welcome all d punch wey d guy dey throw. Make God elp me bless dat guy wey come save life dat day. up till nw, I don't know y d guy took it so personal wit me. I get up wit my swollen face, dust my body, pick my school sandal, sofri dey go house.
I reach house, greet mumsy, she answer without d expected questions. before I ask of fud, she don serve me already. I eat enta rum go slp.
Later for nite wen popsy don balance well for sitting room,dey listen to him favorite sound *dat old instrumental wey dey welcome NTA CHANNEL 10 NEWS for nite, na my mama unleash d ballistic question "wetin do u for eye?" nai I answer "wen I dey come bck from school, I hit my face for iron rode" mumsy open mouth for like 5 minutes without finding d strength to close it . Her look was like "wich kind olodo b dis? even up to d point of telling gud lies?lolz A funny past moment I swear

Diamonddris:
Those days when the girl I loved go just stand up for her sit..I go just waka jeh jeh go sidon for wia she bin sit..


Come see as my penis go just stand de do up and down things...

crackhouse:
you are a lying liar. If the guy and the girl are in the university now that means they entered secondary school after Gsm had already become a means of communication in naija so it wasn't the era of love letter writing. This have already expose ur lies dude.

angieberry:
Long throat

Vanquay:
In my High school...I will never forget the day when I had to sleep in school to organise a fund raiser(Class Board VP )...All of a sudden someone brought out some Mary J...And we all started Pufffing...Needless to say we ended up smacked Every single one of us(15+) and had an Or*y kinda ...The next day the teacher in charge caught us and the Principal had to postpone it and keep things on the low low since most of the members had wealthy parents that sponsored the school...Menh I fuvked so many Students in my 11th and 12th grade despite the warnings from my Relatives....I Swear I was the only boy in school that was asked to shun girls but na me Bad pass...Try smoking weed on the Friday before your SAT and getting a 2100 score...lol...Good times at Mt. Hebron ...467th best Public school ...Richest County...with so many White flat ass girls acting like they need Divk in their lifes

okikiosibodu:



I respect ur combination and choice of expressions. I enjoyed readn ur writ up

Chillinmasoul:


Glucose be like shawarma then

Elosky20:
those days in skul was one of the bullies then.so there was this girl i was eyeing but there was a guy she loves more.so on this particular day i cornered both of them on a bush path while going home so told the guy to start running home, but he refused, so we started fighting o next thing i saw my self on the floor recieving blows o, only for the girl in question to assume the role of a ref. i saw hell that day, to make matters worse he called the girl to come and feed me with sand and grass. i have to leave skul to save my face


CC:
lalasticlala

ferdspiration:
what does CC lalaticala mean?

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My best kind of Thread

I remembered when I was in JSS3 during extension( an easter holiday coaching for JSS3 and SSS3 students)


That's how my friend Tomisin wrote a love letter to one girl called Jumoke as he showed me to help him to Edit it, I'm a good love letter Editor


He was afraid to put it, I gave d guy courage but he was still afraid, as he was panicking about the letter

The letter mistakenly entered d girl locker


Through a tiny hole... Funny tho d girl locker was locked with these Tokoz Padlock.

And we can't break it, cos it might lead to another punishment



Monday Morning came, Nah so d girl enter class open locker see Tomisin love letter, Tomisin sef dey feel himself say Nah him get d babe.


Uno what d girl came to where Tomisin was seating, gave him 3 dirty and beautiful slaps


The class was shocked as Tomisin couldn't revenge by beating her, They later discover he wrote a love letter.


His case was reported to d VP Mr Obas Nah so dem talk say make him cut grass for 3 weeks





After we left High school




You know what.... Tomisin and Jumoke met at Uni




And you know what happened



They're dating now....



I mean dey love themselves like kilode now







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ephi123:


wicked punishment
That transfer would take hours to finish, chai

vikyno:
Hahahahahh. LWKM. Are u sure this is not a Super Story? I love the happy ending sha.

Elosky20:
he is a moderator in nairaland

Khd95:
I attended one of d most notorious sec school in Gbagada,lagos.

D craziest i ve done was to press my class captain's boobs in d class witout any1 noticing,dis bae is damn full chooi.

We both rested our heads on d table nd got talkin,dnt even no how my hands crossed her back nd rested on her navels,slowly i shifted up,wen i finaly arrived at d terminus,i run my fingers over her full bobby,i xpected her to slap me or push me away,omor d shenkez chill ni oo.

I pressed nd pressed nd pressed nd pressed nd pressed,some coded bois noticed my silence,cos i dy disturb wella for class,they knew wat was goin on...atlast she warned me not to tell any1 or she go kill me

Diamonddris:
Those days when the girl I loved go just stand up for her sit..I go just waka jeh jeh go sidon for wia she bin sit..


Come see as my penis go just stand de do up and down things...