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Owu of Ogun is not gonna die just yet.

bloggers and their lies!

All the wild jubilation that erupted, over the purported "critical condition" of former Nigerian president Obasanjo, now turns out to be premature.

In other words, rumours of Obasanjo's death are greatly exaggerated, thanks to the Jujuological powers of the Magic Tortoise.

That Magic Talisman Tortoise that Obasanjo wears around his neck, as reported by Nairaland writer Dampton, has once again played its key role in preventing Baba Obasanjo from taking any wrong steps on the road of life.

Not wishing to capitalize on Obasanjo's close shave with a flat tire on the Lagos Expressway, I must alert Nairaland readers that for a limited time only, my online JujuMotive Technology Super-Store is offering assorted magic tortoise talisman necklaces to the general public, for the give-away price of 5 thousand US dollars each, that can ONLY be claimed my certified, verified and qualified members of the Nairaland Politics Forum.

Our Magic Tortoises can be worn as stylish accessories for discerning men and women of taste and means who insist on nothing short of EFFECTIVE traditional protection against stray bullets of all calibers, car accidents, armed robbery road blockades, jealous ex-spouses, rampaging creditors and all other manner of threats that exist in today's volatile world.

Place your orders in this thread, and have your non-refundable cash deposit ready for further payment directions.

Severely limited stocks means of course that you snooze, you lose.

dayo23:
Very big blow to yeebos, I know they wish OBJ had died or damage part of his body but only God can give and take. Yeebos should take heart it not yet Baba's time to die.

If thou don't have anything tangible to add to the discuss, then shut the fvck up and stop spamming the thread with your retarded comments. Ediot

Lagos-Ibadan expressway, a road OBJ could not fix but Jonathan started fixing..

I am yet to hear a road Buhari has commissioned for fixing since 7 months now. Rather he goes halting contracts and looking for skeletons where there are none.

Mumu.man. who thinks he knows while he does not know anything..

babdap:
If dem like fire obj. Katapot of envy, throw Obj bomb of jealousy. Stand to eye how baba dey progress after sending GEJ to Otuoke. You no put asunder.

Noe ur life don beta nah ? Abi..