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Nigerian Universities Compared To Epl Clubs by haiebeacay(m): 8:24pm On Oct 26, 2015
;DIf FOOTBALL CLUBS were to be an academic institution in Nigeria then...

Arsenal will be UNIBEN - where the students work hard throughout the year, but fail to succeed.

Manchester City will be Igbinedion University - where the students purchase all the expensive items and live large, but are never interested in their primary assignment.

Liverpool will be UNILAG - where the students are very much proud of the academic achievements of their grand fathers.

Manchester United will be UNIILORIN - where students don't perform well in class except doing final exams and achieve good results.

Chelsea will be Onabisi Onabanjo University OOU - where students fail and put the blame on their VC after which, the Government will intervene to find a new VC for the school every year

Real Madrid will be University of Ibadan- where students think they perform best and keep beefing the best students of other schools.

Finally, Barcelona will be Obafemi Awolowo University - where students work hard, perform well in class and achieve the best result in the whole country.

Do you Agree or Disagree?
...Lalasticlala oya do the need needful. :DIf FOOTBALL CLUBS were to be an academic institution in Nigeria then...

Arsenal will be UNIBEN - where the students work hard throughout the year, but fail to succeed.

Manchester City will be Igbinedion University - where the students purchase all the expensive items and live large, but are never interested in their primary assignment.

Liverpool will be UNILAG - where the students are very much proud of the academic achievements of their grand fathers.

Manchester United will be UNIILORIN - where students don't perform well in class except doing final exams and achieve good results.

Chelsea will be Onabisi Onabanjo University OOU - where students fail and put the blame on their VC after which, the Government will intervene to find a new VC for the school every year

Real Madrid will be University of Ibadan- where students think they perform best and keep beefing the best students of other schools.

Finally, Barcelona will be Obafemi Awolowo University - where students work hard, perform well in class and achieve the best result in the whole country.

Do you Agree or Disagree?
...Lalasticlala oya do the need needful.

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Re: Nigerian Universities Compared To Epl Clubs by Nobody: 8:30pm On Oct 26, 2015
u try small
Re: Nigerian Universities Compared To Epl Clubs by Dclique(m): 5:19am On Oct 28, 2015
Nice one!. The Arsenal and Liverpool joke cracked me up.
Re: Nigerian Universities Compared To Epl Clubs by nickz(m): 5:46am On Oct 28, 2015
uniport would be athletico madrid cause everyone i've met from that school is fucking aggressive undecided undecided

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