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5 Things Every Female Virgin Should Know (and No One Will Tell Her)!!!! by Nobody: 6:43am On Oct 31, 2015
[b]The other day we were informed about a
young man who didn't lose his virginity
until he was in his 20s and created a
website on which he writes really
obvious — but also valuable —
relationship and sex advice for guys
who are inexperienced with women. I
even learned something from his post
about basic stuff no one ever told him
about sex! ("If the girl gets too wet
during sex it can reduce the friction to
the point where you don't really feel
anything." I had no idea!) Anyway,
inspired by his work, I decided to write
a primer for female virgins. Because
although women usually learn the
basics through friends (or magazines
like Cosmo), there are still aspects of sex
that we're forced to learn the hard way.
After the jump, the five things about sex
most other women are too prudish or
ashamed to share.



1.


It Feels Better Without a Condom:



You know, people really get on their
high horse when it comes to using
condoms. Here's the thing: You know
those PSAs or HBO Families in Crisis
movies about the importance of safe
sex? And there's always a guy who's like
slimy and tries to sweet-talk his
girlfriend into having sex without a
condom because "it feels better." Well,
he's right. It totally does feel better. I
know, know! Condoms are important for
many reasons and you should wear
them. But for me, it feels way more
natural without one and I'm much less
likely to get a UTI. And if he re-ups and
is able to Bleep you again, and you guys
go through with pre-intimacy again, it
doesn't taste as gross when you go down
on him.



2.


Queefing:



We've been over this. But in addition to
what was already discussed, I'd like to
add that you probably won't need to
worry about queefing the first time,
because most likely, you're so new down
there that you're pretty much airtight.



3.


Location, Location, Location:



Your pussy is prime real estate. If your
body were a Monopoly board, your clit
and vadge would be Boardwalk. A lot of
guys don't know what the hell they're
doing, and sometimes they just poke
their dick around blindly. Make sure
you guide them to the front hole, 'cause
If he accidentally jams it in your butt or
your taint, and you're not ready for it,
you're not gonna like the way it feels.
Trust ! Which brings me to number
four...



4.


Lube, Lube, Lube:
This is seriously the most important
thing for D in the V. (Or B...but no butts
yet, I said!) Ideally, you want to be so
turned on that your vadge is naturally
wet, but that might not happen the first
few times, for whatever reason
(nervousness, fear, etc.) So just make
sure you have a bunch of lube on hand.
However, if you got a lot of bottled lube
down there, you shouldn't attempt doggy
style, because all that stuff will get in
your pee hole and it will give you the
mother of all UTIs.



5.


Tampons Will Fit Better After:



No joke. They really will. I was never
able to get tampons up there before I
lost my virginity, probably because I
was too tense whenever I tried. But the
weekend after I did it for the first time
(and the second, and third, and fourth,
and so on), I decided to try to insert a
slender/regular, even though I didn't
have my period. Not nearly as much
resistance and I was able to get the
entire thing up there.
So there you go! Now, if you ever get
around to it, you won't be so lost when
you actually try to Bleep. Just remember
to be safe and wear a condom . (Even
though, yeah, it feels better without it.)

#copied BTW
Hope this Helps cheesy. .
[/b]
Re: 5 Things Every Female Virgin Should Know (and No One Will Tell Her)!!!! by Nobody: 7:07am On Oct 31, 2015
Op tell me more. how does the D look like , pls help a virgin out shocked
Re: 5 Things Every Female Virgin Should Know (and No One Will Tell Her)!!!! by Nobody: 7:11am On Oct 31, 2015
Oyind17:
Op tell me more. how does the D look like , pls help a virgin out shocked
Actually, am a male. So I can only tell you how my D looks like, but I won't cheesy.


The article was composed by a lady though.

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