A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.

The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".

"I am actually 47."

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."

I know u must be the man.

@ AMIIIIIIIII

TALK U OWN

:d

smokey!

fazszy i knw your, age jst abuot 976yrs old. you still a kid

abi

I don't need to guess your age. I was at your naming ceremony

romade am still building the site. My work didn't give me chance to face it squarely. do u like it?

err no i dont like it

Roma, u really dont want us to talk abt age o!

Forget say them remix am to 'person wey live for glass house, him pepper rest'

In this case the original stands --- those that live in a glass house, dont throw stones!'

Pikin wey no get papa dey listen when other ppl papa dey advise their pikin.

i wldnt coment on dis

me sef ooooo, i comment ma reserve

:p

error begins

make we hear jo!

Lolabbey:

error begins

na ha middle name na

baptism of tongue

@clem
But the last time i check ya mouth there was no tongue.

Na so dem take born am.



na signal she dey use communicate with people.
clem i nor biff you o

clem. the person wey know u welly welly say na signal u dey use talk, so how I go tell you with signal to reply him.

@pster


come and guess my own age.

hehehe Nice joke DON FASZY

@kenny and studio
i no fit shout! na me be this?? ;d