can't see what is romantic about this..

he should have fvcked you back to your senses.

peeparty:

can't see what is romantic about this..

. . . . she needs the attention.

PrimeMinisterr:
. . . . she needs the attention.

Dah I can't say.

One of my Guys was having his birthday party, it was a monday night, i went there with the intention of greeting him and wishing him happy birthday, what i saw there was crazy mhen, the chicks were plenty like craze,

what got me most was the free flow of drinks and there was 'shisha' there too..

I started dancing and drinking too, i drank close to 3 bottles of '501' that night..

What got me most was the 'shisha', i saw some guys and girls smoking it and passing the pipe around, i decided to try it for the first time, it was apple flavour i think..

As i was already drunk a bit, when the pipe got to me, i took the first puff, O boy, my head felt so liight, it was like i was in heaven, i swear.. The feeling was very intense..

My head just went blank, i had a vision of heaven that night, i took the second puff, this time, it was more deeper.. I almost came in my pants .. I felt like i could do anything, i felt so light headed, the pleasure was just too intense, Everyone looked blurry to me, the head of the girl i was dancing with looked soo big, i had to excuse myself..

I vomitted close to 3 times, i was just drinking and smoking shisha..

When it was around 11 pm, the party was over, everyone started leaving

i got outside, everywhere was soo dark, no taxis, no bikes, nothing,

i started trekking, till date, all i remembered was trekking and waking up on the floor of my bedroom the following day, with only my underwear on..

I still dont know how i got home, coz the venue of the party was like 4kilometers from my place, i swear, if i was hit by a bike that night, i would just die, i was soo drunk and high..

My brother told me that when i got home that night, i just went inside my room and urinated on the floor, so, he had to take off my clothes, gosh, i almost died of embarrasment

The next day, my friends told me that i was just smiling at everyone and sweating and dancing like a mad man that night,

please, guys, drink and smoke responsibly, please

sorry for that long post tho

peeparty:


Dah I can't say.

. . . . she's obviously bored .

mine happened on my graduation party, I was so drunk like a drunkard that my room mate had to forcefully take me home, all through the way I was crying and saying garbage about she wanting to kidnap me.

the next day, they all made fun of me in the hostel. they showed me a video of me dancing with my legs up like a roasted chicken, walahi, with only one shoe remaining.

they still make fun of me till today o......chai. that was the last and only day I got drunk.

PrimeMinisterr:
. . . . she's obviously bored .

Eya in situation like this, you can't take that away sha from the lady's.

Getting drunk is for pucciees

Why would I wanna lose motor control

Rather get high

#TeamFreeMaryJane

Ginaz:
mine happened on my graduation party, I was so drunk like a drunkard that my room mate had to forcefully take me home, all through the way I was crying and saying garbage about she wanting to kidnap me.

the next day, they all made fun of me in the hostel. they showed me a video of me dancing with my legs up like a roasted chicken, walahi, with only one shoe remaining.

they still make fun of me till today o......chai. that was the last and only day I got drunk.

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you're lying.

peeparty:


Eya in situation like this, you can't take that away sha from the lady's.

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a bottle of beer got her drunk, whatever happened to coke and fanta , and some other juice ?

PrimeMinisterr:

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a bottle of beer got her drunk, whatever happened to coke and fanta , and some other juice ?

Guess coke and fanta will make her sleep untop mainland bridge.

Hmmm iffa hear

falconey:
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Bad belles

peeparty:



Guess coke and fanta will make her sleep untop mainland bridge.

peeparty:



Guess coke and fanta will make her sleep untop mainland bridge.

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then she should watch others drink, instead of making a fool of herself.
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her ex seems like a good guy you know,

nickkylawve:
Bad belles

Hehehhehe buh this is factual you know.

PrimeMinisterr:

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you're lying.

dont try to be annoying, what's worth lying here now? does one lies about things like this? why can't you just receive sense sef?

PrimeMinisterr:
. . . . then she should watch others drink, instead of making a fool of herself. . . . . her ex seems like a good guy you know,

Only the op can profess dah.

Ginaz:



dont try to be annoying, what's worth lying here now? does one lies about things like this? why can't you just receive sense sef?

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Am sensible enough to know you're lying. 'you made that story up' .

peeparty:


Only the op can profess dah.

. . . . he's good cos he didn't take advantage of her absurdity. . . . . don't you think?

PrimeMinisterr:
. . . . he's good cos he didn't take advantage of her absurdity. . . . . don't you think?

Won't be a part of derailing or increasing the pages...*drops microphone *

peeparty:



Won't be a part of derailing or increasing the pages...*drops microphone *

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you have a point.

Mehn, can't say of mine. So embarrassing joor.

Just getting so wasted, got enough dutch courage to jump up & go sing Crazy in love by Beyonce at a karaoke bar.

I went "Oh, oh, oh, oh no no". Even did the little bum shake thing she does in that song. Was a bit embarrassed about it the morning after. Me & alcohol are a bad combo. I go crazay!

I've never been drunk...
I really need to feel/know that feeling....

I don't drink

You guys could be really annoying at times. I don't know if to blame it on immaturity or ignorance, because I don't know why it's hard for most of you guys to do things in the right and sensible way.

Someone asked for you to share your most embarrassing drunk stories, but instead of you to share yours or read others and comment reasonably, you turn it into a joke and a means to womanize.

I don't know if you guys go to other foreign forums to see how they do things. It's quite a shame, I must say.