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I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by Islie: 9:34am On Nov 09, 2015
From Emmanuel Adeyemi Lokoja
A suspected leader of a notorious armed robbery gang, Nasim Aliu has confessed that he got his power from a magical tortoise.
Aliu was arrested with the fetish tor­toise by the operatives of the Special Anti Robbery Squad (SARS) unit of the Kogi State police command after several months of trailing his movements.
Aliu who hails from Agheva Obehira in Okehi Local Government Area of the state said he had operated for more than 12 times with the magical tortoise but expressed surprise how the operatives of SARS arrested him cheaply.

He spoke to Daily Sun: “Yes, I am a leader of a robbery gang which robbed on major highways in Kogi and Edo States, we had operated for more than 12 times Successfully without being caught and the success of these robberies was as a result of the protection of this tortoise.
“Anytime I wanted to go for robbery operation, I would consult the tortoise who will tell me whether the robbery would be successful or not. After saying some incantation to it, the tortoise would speak and tell me to go or not to go.

“In serious operation, I would hang the tortoise on my chest, covering it with my shirt and anytime I did that ,it helped to protect me from bullets. No enemy’s bullets can hit me any time I hang it on my chest.”
Aliu who looked ruffled, touched the tortoise in the presence of our cor­respondent and retorted, “but you my great magical tortoise, you failed to tell me that the police were around the corner of my house, you failed to speak and you failed to give your usual signs.” He looked up and said: “It is now that I believe this adage ‘every day for the thief, one day for the owner.”
Speaking on the arrest, the state Commissioner of Police, Mr Emmanuel Ojukwu said Aliu and his gang members had been terrorising innocent motorists for a long time, saying they specialised in robbing along Lokoja/ Okene, and Okene/Auchi/ Benin high ways.

He said the suspect had earlier been arrested but escaped from police custody and was one of the criminals that escaped a jail break at Kotonkarfi about two years ago.
The CP said since then, his men had been trailing the suspect until they have a major breakthrough re­cently when through a tip-off they were able to trace the suspect’s to his residence.
He said when his men from SARS led by the commander, Ayeni Olu­wadare, a Deputy Superintendent of Police invaded the residence of the suspect around 2 am, the suspect hid himself in the ceiling of his house, and it took the police several hours before they could pin him down and arrested him.

The CP said the suspect has made useful statements to the police and his men were already on the trail of other gang members, some of who he said had fled the area on hearing that their leader has been arrested.
He said as soon as the police complete their investigations, the suspect would be arraigned in court for prosecution.

http://sunnewsonline.com/new/i-consult-tortoise-before-i-go-for-operation-robbery-suspect/

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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by Nobody: 9:41am On Nov 09, 2015
See foolishness.
Meanwhile have you ever witnessed a helpless accident victim get robbed?
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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by dhardline(m): 9:44am On Nov 09, 2015
I guess the tortoise was slow to speech as he's slow to walk grin

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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by carinmom(f): 10:01am On Nov 09, 2015
Hmmm wonders shall never end.

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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by pillarmaria(m): 10:07am On Nov 09, 2015
now that you have been caught oya wait for tortoise to come and consult you..... Idiot.

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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by boboLIL(m): 10:12am On Nov 09, 2015
Ur tortoise misled u dis time.... Bliv in God.. He won't mislead u

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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by free2ryhme: 10:48am On Nov 09, 2015
Everyday for the tortoise one day for the police

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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by free2ryhme: 10:49am On Nov 09, 2015
Wonders shall never end

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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by MARKone(m): 10:49am On Nov 09, 2015
Lol

Him mama no tell am all those folklores, even NTA's Tales by moonlight, him for done understand say the tortoise is a very deceptive and cunning animal. OK he should ask Mr. Tortoise the next line of action, how to escape judgement.

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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by Sheeniprimus01: 10:49am On Nov 09, 2015
Ok
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by Nobody: 10:49am On Nov 09, 2015
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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by PLANETMARS(m): 10:50am On Nov 09, 2015
Tortoise wey I don rape e pusssy how e wan remember tell u say police dey CUM? Chai what am I even typing ni? Proudly awon werey 1000%

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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by fireforfire: 10:50am On Nov 09, 2015
Tortoise is not loyal

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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by Nobody: 10:51am On Nov 09, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Kukuma the robber...

Kukuma wants to go and rob Chief Alalio'shouse...

Kukuma: I wan go for operation, make I consult the Tortoise...

(enters the ''shrine'')

Kukuma : O Great Tortosie....should I go for the operation at Chief Alalio's house...?

Tortoisesadin tortosie language). Mummuke d's otismme kxrdat dmurke soolke (Why is this bipedal abberation disturbing my sleep. Besides I cannot even understand his tongue. Maybe if I nod...he will go away).

Tortoise nods.

Kukuma : Thank you great tortoise. I am grateful (takes gun and heads out).

Unfortunately, Kukuma was caught by the Police.

Kukuma and tortoise at the station.

SARGE: Do you admit to robbing Chief'shouse?

Kukuma :No...I did not do anything....na this useless tortoise wey decieve me o!

Tortosie: Mekjhu dii lxsertusoe meinqie saeuytlkeser (I want to eat cabbage).

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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by omojeesu(m): 10:51am On Nov 09, 2015
Everyday is for the thief. One day is for the owner!

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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by sylve11: 10:51am On Nov 09, 2015
ABJDOT:
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for Jesu, oya after the raggae play the blues...... cool
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by HirstMOG(m): 10:52am On Nov 09, 2015
Nothing wey person nor go c or hear in this country.

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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by 360ng: 10:52am On Nov 09, 2015
Wonders shall never end

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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by ogaofficer(m): 10:53am On Nov 09, 2015
Pls save light. Name checkers keep off.
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by Tongsman(m): 10:53am On Nov 09, 2015
See ur life now, like U said. Its all day for d thief, and one day for d owner.
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by JamesUka: 10:54am On Nov 09, 2015
Okay o
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by Nobody: 10:54am On Nov 09, 2015
YORUBA AND THIEVERY jost be like 5&6, inseparable!

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association of name checker, jupiter branch.

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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by horladmejy(m): 10:54am On Nov 09, 2015
God network no dey fail.. This you will tell your unborn generation if you stay alive tho embarassed
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by Simplestone(f): 10:54am On Nov 09, 2015
eyaaaa,too bad bro,ur magical tortoise fall ur hand.
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by Mekurexx: 10:56am On Nov 09, 2015
LOL Who in this age and time stil believe in all this bullshit voodoo. Happy jail time with the tortoise wink wink
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by Nobody: 10:58am On Nov 09, 2015
Mummmuu

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Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by Boss13: 10:58am On Nov 09, 2015
Ignorant fool
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by Holyfield1(m): 10:58am On Nov 09, 2015
Name Checker Association of Nigeria Tortoise the sensible slowpoke in moonlight tales grin
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by Nobody: 11:04am On Nov 09, 2015
NCA..
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by Nobody: 11:05am On Nov 09, 2015
bushdoc9919:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Kukuma the robber...

Kukuma wants to go and rob Chief Alalio'shouse...

Kukuma: I wan go for operation, make I consult the Tortoise...

(enters the ''shrine'')

Kukuma : O Great Tortosie....should I go for the operation at Chief Alalio's house...?

Tortoisesadin tortosie language). Mummuke d's otismme kxrdat dmurke soolke (Why is this bipedal abberation disturbing my sleep. Besides I cannot even understand his tongue. Maybe if I nod...he will go away).

Tortoise nods.

Kukuma : Thank you great tortoise. I am grateful (takes gun and heads out).

Unfortunately, Kukuma was caught by the Police.

Kukuma and tortoise at the station.

SARGE: Do you admit to robbing Chief'shouse?

Kukuma :No...I did not do anything....na this useless tortoise wey decieve me o!

Tortosie: Mekjhu dii lxsertusoe meinqie saeuytlkeser (I want to eat cabbage).
smh vehemently
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by kelvyn7: 11:10am On Nov 09, 2015
shocked
Re: I Consult Tortoise Before I Go For Operation – Robbery Suspect by kennyman2000(m): 11:10am On Nov 09, 2015
Hmmmm...

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