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Warri Version Of Psalm21 by Osirimononaye(m): 8:04pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
Have you ever imagined what Psalm 23 will
sound like in
Pidgin English? Here is an idea:
Psalm 23 1. The Lord na my shepherd, I dey
kampe.
2. E make me sidon for where better dey
flow yanfu
yanfu. And come put me next to stream
make my body
thermocool.
3. E panel beat my soul come spray am
white, come dey
lead me dey go through express road of
righteousness
because of Hin name.
4. Walaii! If I waka pass where arm robber,
419 and juju
people boku, come even join boko haram
reach valley of
the shadow of death sef, liver no go fail me.
Your rod and
staff nko? Na so dem dey like backbone dey
comfort me.
5. You don arrange good fufu and Amala on
top table
make I chop. See bad belle people dey look
waa waa. You
rub me for head with vaseline intensive
lotion. My cup
come be like River Niger dey troway dey go.
6. True true, better life and mercy go dey
follow me till I
quench. And I go tanda for God house... lai
lai I no go
comot for wia better dey.
God Almighty, Na you biko! AMEN |
Re: Warri Version Of Psalm21 by Bambless1(m): 8:05pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
Lolx Hilarious |
Re: Warri Version Of Psalm21 by TushAnn(f): 8:41pm On Nov 10, 2015 |
Lwkm....
This really made my evening. 1 Like |
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