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| The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze: 11:42pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Welcome to the true life story of my encounter with a girl on this forum and how it led to other things... I'll keep this as frequently updated as possible If you want me to ride on say  BOOMBA!!!BOOMBA!!!BOOMBA!!!#BITG 8 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by flawlesRebirth(f): 11:43pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
my darling ANDY is back......hahahaha...
. .craze 1 Like 2 Shares |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by hoebamaa(m): 11:44pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
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| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze: 11:45pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
flawlesRebirth: Honey pie...ontop your matter, I fall for gutter , e dey sugar my heart! How far?! |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Amandobolt(m): 11:46pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
we won't say a word, u opened dis thread, if u like update am if u no like, leave am. Its none of our biz we're just here to read Iranu 46 Likes |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by eleko1: 11:46pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
BOMB! BOMB! BOMB   3 Likes |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Truth24(m): 11:50pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Mad Andy is on the loose again 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by mebad(m): 11:51pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Bomb her 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze: 11:52pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
--Nairaland had always been my resort to avert boredom and most atimes I would log into the Romance section and read the posts and funny comments. As every male would do I would click on any profile with a 'feminine' name and go through the pictures and if the babe is attractive I would quickly send an PM and try to start a friendship. On this fateful day, I was going through Tosyne2much's post when I saw her name, she had dropped a sexuality-driven comment and I immediately went to her profile and OMG, come see pics!! Sexy!!! Immediately I bombarded her PM....I wait, wait wait that night no response yet she was clearly onling. "Chai" this girl no wan reply me, u no sure say na Tosyn dey busy dey shine her congo via private chat matters?" I thought to my sef..."or maybe na lalasticlala sef".....I wait wait ooo till around 1am I come sleep. ....... The next morning, as I woke I immediately moved my head towards my phone as it lay beside my pillow and as every average guy normally does before praying or washing up, I went to my social media pages, omor my mail blackberry app get alert! I check am, the message icon was lit up!!!! Chai..."this babe don finally reply me...omor thank God I win nairabet last week, I still get 70k from the 95k I win and I go use am flex this babe see whether I fit nack the kpekus this week. AfterAll all this Nairaland boys dey run package since with the babes, why me I no go run my own na"...omor na so I think for my mind na I click the inbox icon, I see message from "Sir'Peetah Olivier Onyegbule" - 'Please can u be a judge for the upcoming facebook rap battle between marvellous and...." Mtcheeeeew! I no read again. I just pressed the 'HOME' icon and that moment another message icon alert came again....it surely had to be her I thought to myself........................................... 6 Likes |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by ojun50(m): 11:54pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Has u buy new phone now u no get let us hear word again any way welc |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by flawlesRebirth(f): 11:56pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Andyblaze:.m fine.....where hv u bin? |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by donholy28(m): 11:57pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Let's see how messed up dix post will be |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze: 11:58pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
"As I don get alert na Godwin!" Just as I was about to check
the inbox, my phone's ringtone alerted me of an incoming
call. "Ooooohmmmm! who be this demon na?".....I was
frustrated by who was trying to postpone my excitement at
finally getting a reply from the Nairaland babe I am planning to
kpansh..."Ewooooh, na mumsi oo"...I quickly picked and in
my most tired voice I monotonously answered her questions
and responded 'amen' to her prayers..finally I cut the call
and immediately swiped to my MAIL app...I clicked on the MSG
icon......................... Lo and behold, it was her...it was just a "hey" but it seemed more like an "I love you" to me. Finally. Immediately, I jeje type another msg asking her how d night go..she reply, from there dat morning I continue to roll the chats to her...and slowly her responses started coming in faster, it seems she was enjoying my comical self and my mind come dey sweet me die...despite my "freeness" with the chat, I was been careful not to come off as too "thirsty" or mess up in any way. I was so engrossed about impressing her that I started thinking "chai but I never brush this morning as I wake oo" I cupped my hand towards my mouth and exhaled..."Huuu uuummmmmmm!" I shouted...see smell. Omor e be like where person wey eat rotten egg mess inside container, trap am inside for 2 weeks come release am for your nose. "Nna I hope say this babe no go receive this mouth odour through the Mail messenger for her phone come stop to chat with me oo" such was my fear and eagerness to impress. immediately I rush go bathroom, as I dey put the paste on my brush na my phone alert tone ring........................... 16 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by menix(m): 11:58pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
Andyblaze nwanne Onye ara nah Kirikiri minimum u dey all this while.. Hope u came out a new |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze: 11:59pm On Nov 11, 2015 |
flawlesRebirth:India |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze: 12:00am On Nov 12, 2015 |
menix:I've been in India for years now, I met a man called Rakitimuranturan, he has helped me turn a new leaf of exercise book 6 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze: 12:01am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Another Mail inbox don fall in from her, choii see joy, I no wan keep her waiting na I begin to rush through my teeth, normally I dey brush teeth like person wey dey quarrel with him teeth but this morning the quarrel don upgrade to full fledged world war 3...as I dey brush, I dey feel the sharp pain of my gum been torn mercilessy but who send....."Kpekus pleasure will conquer and cover my pains" I thought to myself. As I rinse mouth fast fast, I rush see her message "are u on whatsapp? I prefer chatting there"....OMG!!! See luck woooh, babe wey I dey beg to reply my inbox na im she come be the 1 wey dey request for my number, arrgh the movie dey really go according to script...sharp sharp I type am 080419419419...3 seconds I see whatsapp alert...I rushed to whatsapp only to see Wennedah's msg..his normal annoying BCs that ""Jesus said we should send this BC to 50 people in 10 minutes and u will get a miracle from God"".............."Hmmmm rubbish! Make I delete this msg shey?".....I wanted to end the chat but a thought came to my mind..... What if true true this one go work...see power of Kpekus na, me wey dey ignore such messages I sharp sharp copy the message send am to my broadcast list of over 150 contacts as I dey expect miracle of this fine babe adding me on whatsapp, chatting with me, and quickly accepting to come hang out with me within 2 days...I really wan nack this kpekus, conji don kill the boy for over 7 months now.....omor wetin I see next shock me....MSG from an unknown number...I tapped the image, it was a volumptous, big booty darksin paragon of sexiness! The girl had just messaged! Arrrgh...it worked. I quickly sent Wennedah a msg "God bless u bro, it worked" na immediately I enter chat with my target....we don chat chat sotey I tell her say I go like make we hangout for my school anytime soon, she ask me when, I say today...she say she no get chance say maybe tomorrow....I concur!..........I ask am where she dey stay, she replied Rumuigbo! "Wow, that's close to my school, I'm expecting u 2moro oo" she said "sure, no probs, just be prepared to flex me wella in Uniport ooo and I Concured again via a response....game don set........................... 6 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by ggrin(f): 12:01am On Nov 12, 2015 |
RichHomieQuan (*)┃B.I.T.G//Boomba™  |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze: 12:03am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Oya make una digest this one...tomorrow I update una more  Maan gats sleep! |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze: 12:04am On Nov 12, 2015 |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by menix(m): 12:04am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Andyblaze: Madcow come nd understudy andyblaze, he is the custodian Of Madness.. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by ggrin(f): 12:06am On Nov 12, 2015 |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by obiorathesubtle: 12:10am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Smh. Werey. Everywhere 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Khutie: 12:11am On Nov 12, 2015 |
I CONCUR TO SLEEP |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Nobody: 12:14am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Before i follow i want to know if this is fiction or non fiction.. |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Nobody: 12:20am On Nov 12, 2015 |
OP, You are Fuccking Funny Joor .But I don't run all those Extra Mile Shiit Though. Everything that happens Online, Stays online. {I never Fucck The ones Wey I dey see, Na “Unseen“ Ones I go come Dey find  }Meanwhile,November 21st On My mInd mEhn .1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze: 12:20am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Jollyjoy: Na mathematics Fraction 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze: 12:21am On Nov 12, 2015 |
rexkexmilan: What is dey happened on the 21st bro?  |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Nobody: 12:23am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Andyblaze:El Classico !!!5 Likes |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze: 12:35am On Nov 12, 2015 |
rexkexmilan: Madweed >> Barsaloner 3 Likes |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by NessaFresh(f): 12:37am On Nov 12, 2015 |
LMAO....please continue.... The king is back |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by PLANETMARS(m): 12:55am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Many are mad andy is roaming 3 Likes |
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