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| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by tosyne2much(m): 1:01am On Nov 12, 2015 |
The write-up sweet die  Make I buy land here sef  1 Like |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by saopauloman(m): 1:19am On Nov 12, 2015 |
waiting.. guy wetin dey hold u nah , think say nah copy nd paste u dey am |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Lobolintin(m): 1:30am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Waitimg for the rest |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Cutehector(m): 1:32am On Nov 12, 2015 |
tosyne2much:lol I swear.. And I could easily guess d babe andyblaze dey yarn abt |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by tosyne2much(m): 1:33am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Cutehector:Baba which babe be dat ? 2 Likes |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by agohmamuda(m): 3:39am On Nov 12, 2015 |
flawlesRebirth: Abeg flawless you be Muslim?? |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by PRYCE(m): 4:28am On Nov 12, 2015 |
This Land is sacred! NO TRESPASSING! PLEASE DON'T TELL THE PRESIDENT I FOUND HIS LAND!  3 Likes |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by cokacoola(m): 6:01am On Nov 12, 2015 |
MadAndy of nairaland, where have you been daddy? |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by flawlesRebirth(f): 7:58am On Nov 12, 2015 |
agohmamuda:.no....why u ask? |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by CrazyScientist: 8:07am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Andyblaze is back! |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by agohmamuda(m): 8:15am On Nov 12, 2015 |
flawlesRebirth: LIKE SAY NA HEJAB U WEAR FOR UR DP |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Michellla(f): 8:22am On Nov 12, 2015 |
let me folloow 1 Like |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by flawlesRebirth(f): 8:37am On Nov 12, 2015 |
agohmamuda:.am no muslim |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by agohmamuda(m): 8:48am On Nov 12, 2015 |
flawlesRebirth: Notin does you. I go like get ur BB pin or WhatsApp control if u dont mind. |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by ozy4christ(f): 9:17am On Nov 12, 2015 |
has anyone gotten married through nland or na only flexing? |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Maycher(m): 9:38am On Nov 12, 2015 |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by cherrybrown(f): 9:52am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Following |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze: 10:13am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Morning.... |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Nobody: 10:21am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Lolzzzz |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze: 10:22am On Nov 12, 2015 |
As my alarm rang by 6.00am I quickly jumped outta bed and went to bath and brush..my roommate was like guy. "U get early lectures?" I told him no that I was expecting a shima I met online. My guy look me like person wey don dey craze, 'oboy u still dey do online hookup?u go enter trouble ooo'...I was like "taaah forget that thing, my hands sound, wida the babe wey wan put me for trouble na..nothing dey happen joor"!...I then told him about how I PMed her the day before yesterday and how she took her time to reply but how she finally agreed to come visit me in school.."U no sure say she be hustler, nairaland get some coded oloshos wey dey pose like normal babes oo, but their dp na only their breast dem dey show wella, na dia packaging to attract customers ooo..make u no go flex olosho with over 5k inside school today when u go easily get the kpekus for her arena for 5h ooo".....he had a point, but I refused to be discouraged. True true, her DP for nairaland she lie down for bed but she pop her breast up from her top but still I take am as normal thing..... I sent her a msg on whatsapp as at about 6:20am..."How far today"..."Fine, call weneva u need me" she responded almost 3 minutes later...arrghh so this girl sef dey awake, hmmm maybe she sef dey anticipate me wella oo, na im make she wake up early too, maybe she dey wash up n prepare wella to meet me I thought...then another thought ran across my mind, what if truly na nairaland olosho, what if she was awake at that moment because she had had an all-night client...chai...God FOrBID! Around 8, I called her to start coming, na I beg my roommate make he dey go school, my guy say he no get lectures, I shout "thunder fire your papa" u no sabi guyCode? U no need get lectures to go school in this situation, u suppose go out joor so when d babe come she go dey act freely and no react negatively wen I wan make moves...nna the demon for my room say NO! He no dey go anywhere, say him too wan see the babe and he wan see how I go use dey talk to am, CHAI!!! My worst fears, I hate scoping babes in front of other guys, I'd be nervous that if I Bleep up the guy go use am against me later use yab me, or if the babe no agree now, wen she go he go begin yab me say my own na to invite babe when I no fit do anything sef.... "Chai guy okay I go cook thruout this week, if u just comot", I pleaded. "Where u want me to go, I no get class today"..the demon no gree for my deliverance. Oboy oya when she come u go hide for inside kitchen.. "Taaah"..the demon still disagreed. We don argue like this for about 45 minutes when my phone rang... It was the nairaland babe... 6 Likes |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze: 10:24am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Cc : lalasticlala Take this to the front page na...for more followership and fun...its indeed a true and interesting experience. 1 Like |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by flawlesRebirth(f): 10:26am On Nov 12, 2015 |
agohmamuda:.ur digit ? |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by sauceEEP(m): 10:27am On Nov 12, 2015 |
I can't believe am following... 4 Likes |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by flawlesRebirth(f): 10:29am On Nov 12, 2015 |
ANDY haff broke mah heart |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze: 10:34am On Nov 12, 2015 |
flawlesRebirth:Wat did I does na? |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by xpac01(m): 10:52am On Nov 12, 2015 |
This dude na one of the guys wey make me subscribe for nairaland.
Kom story this continue. 1 Like |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by HirstMOG(m): 10:53am On Nov 12, 2015 |
This must be a series movie. |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Andyblaze: 11:02am On Nov 12, 2015 |
"Hey andy am at alakahia junction ooo" her sweet voice was reminiscent of her moniker here, her moniker had something like either "pretty" or "cute" attached to it..."chai oboy the babe don show for junction ooo" I announced to my roommate, immediately his countenance changed, he looked nervous and unsettled, that was more like it. My roommate wey no get morale for where babes dey na im come dey say he wan stay for room wia me n babe dey, d guy no dey fit talk if girl dey around us for our lodge sef, with the look on his face, I knew he would run out of the room with one excuse one the babe came...I slid my feet into my nike vans and brushed my head quickly and rushed out to go pick her up,..."oboy better comot before we return oo, unless u wan be cameraman for the kind of porn flick wey me and this 'sasha grey' wan shoot ooo"....that was my final parting shot to him as I went to meet my first 'catch' from Nairaland..."God please may I not be Catfished", I thought to myself, "may the babe be as fine as that one Sleeknick took photos with in Akwa Ibom" As I reached the front of a fast food called "Jovit" at alakahia junction I called her and before I could say "hello" I heard a sharp highpitched voice ring out "Andy! Andy!"...I turned and behold was this figure 8-esque chocolate beauty, she was adorn with a very short fitted pink mini skirt and a white crop top, the top looked familiar, everytime she change DP on nairaland na always that white top she dey wear, especially for her 'bed' pics, e be like the space around the neck and chest region dey always help her expose her 'goodies'...I smiled sheepishly as all words had run out of my head as I walked towards her, I opened my arms and she concurred with an embrace, "wow u look more prettier in person" was all I could mutter...she laughed and said I should stop mocking her, I told her I wasn't, then I led her down towards the path that led to my lodge as we talked trivial things and I occasionally let my comic side make her laugh and feel more comfortable although I gotta admit I seemed more nervous than her, seems she was a pro in meeting up males for the first time. She no even fear whether I wan use her for rituals, she just dey catwalk dey shake her heavy yansh.. I occasionally slowed down to let her walk in front so I could lustfully glance at that yansh in tight skirts and before I know my guy wey stand for front of nairabet office shout "Andy, oboy u don dey look yansh, see as ur prick wan tear ur trouser!........."  28 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Tolulove26: 11:11am On Nov 12, 2015 |
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| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by HCpaul(m): 11:14am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Very funny topic |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Nobody: 11:15am On Nov 12, 2015 |
nice story.....it sounds real...thumbs up |
| Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Nobody: 11:17am On Nov 12, 2015 |
Loving ur story.. But u sure say nobi pretty*****girl be dat? #I no call anybody name sha. |
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