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eldee:

What country do you live in that you have to carry your passport al around?? Na wa oo

Aloy.Emeka:

Lol, the guy is eveready for unforeseen circumstances.

In some EU countries, I think you always have to carry your ID Card (otherwise your passport). So when the guy says he carries his ID card or sometimes passport, you don't need to laugh at him or think otherwise.

Tats:

In some EU countries, I think you always have to carry your ID Card (otherwise your passport). So when the guy says he carries his ID card or sometimes passport, you don't need to laugh at him or think otherwise.

I knew that, I was just taking a low blow. . . I always do that to Nigerians that live in Germany and those countries
It's just the same way Americans laugh at Brits for having BBC weather report as our most interesting soap opera.

aieromon, you call 2 phones basic?
I believe most cell networks have call waiting so what's the deal with more than 1 celly?
Out of curiosity, if both phones in your front pockets ring (vibrate) at the same time, what's the sensation like in the middle

wat would they carry in their pocket apart from d C word

Wallet, cellphones, gum[sometimes], car keys, and ummmm, well thats it for me.

Aloy.Emeka,

na wa for u ooo. . y u dey vex now? 
Just my opionion. No hard feelings! & no need to be insultive. . for the records, i dont have a boyfriend. . 

cheers

Lol, I am not being insultive, just making a suggestion. 

After all, you don't know if I carry tooth pick in my pocket.

Wallet, cellphones, gum[sometimes], car keys, and ummmm, well thats it for me.

During my primary school days, I used to carry groundnuts and biscuit in my pocket. 

As 4 moi,

Me carriez abt sem change (prolly around 20naira x 20pcs), Me wallet, contains ID's, ATM cards, CD's,

Other things necessary end up in my bag,

Check My Pockets, Pieces of Papers---All Na Control Numbers. . . 

Why do u guys carry condoms about?

Do u envisage accidental need for it?

1. Phone
2. Hankerchief
3. Wallet
4. Wetlips (Not all guys carry wetlips in their pockets but the fashion / beauty freak does)
5. Ipod

I guess most guys don't carry many things. . .just the usual wallet, keys, handkerchief and phone.

u got it!

I really don't carry much in my pocket,except for a few days i have to go out with my id,i prefer to have only ma phone & atm card in my pocket, it's much more comfortable and convenient.

my coleague carry sooooo many things o, Laptop, soldering iron, soldering led, multi metre, crimping tools, cutter, long nose plier, cable tester, clothes, tooth brush, and paste. etc. if i remeber d rest, i will com back

condoms?no way,i only get it when i get to the action spot.money,keys,handkerchief to clean sweat and my wallet.no excess luggage

solosimple:

u got it!

got it

Are we not forgetting something? What about ATM cards? No?

for me oo, no big deal.
just a wallet at the right back pucket containing:
cash
keys
atm card

handkerchief
and phone

WHY CONDOM?
Are you a he-goat?

Naira Notes of all shapes n feels

Common, you don't have to be a 'he-goat' to carry condoms in your pocket.
Maybe the guy is only being sensible. E no dey show for face o!

Lol, My pocket?, ok

1) Wallet(cash,cards,little papers u knw recipts n all that.)
2)Keys
3)2 phones, biz n family
4)Ipod
5)My second brain, just in case.

mafolayomi:

my coleague carry sooooo many things o, Laptop, soldering iron, soldering led, multi metre, crimping tools, cutter, l[b]ong nose plier, cable tester[/b], clothes, tooth brush, and paste. etc. if i remeber d rest, i will com back

Auntie Fola,

Wetin u find reach inside ur colleague's pocket? make u dey careful dip hand inside man's pocket o. Make u no go grab something, call am Plier or cable tester

I never knew a laptop could fit into one's pocket

Okenku1:

aieromon,  you call 2 phones basic?
I believe most cell networks have call waiting so what's the deal with more than 1 celly?
Out of curiosity, if both phones in your front pockets ring (vibrate) at the same time, what's the sensation like in the middle

if you live in naija,you will agree with me that having two phones is a basic necessity.nowadays,people do up to five phones, and please don't ask me where they put them,you clown

Okenku1:

aieromon, you call 2 phones basic?
I believe most cell networks have call waiting so what's the deal with more than 1 celly?
Out of curiosity, if both phones in your front pockets ring (vibrate) at the same time, what's the sensation like in the middle

Gay - Gay - Gay

i carry my wallet, inside it are atm cards, driver's licence, work id, important contacts,
i also carry my phone, keys in pocket and then any other important 'thing' so handy i need to use soon.

None of you carry chewing gums or groundnuts in your pockets?

You mean he's gay for carrying a vibrating phone?

In my pocket, i have money, most times ranging btw 5-10K somewhere and some wicked lower denoms in other pockets.
Keys, and my nokia

if going on a longer trip, i hold a programming book 2 keep me busy.

@Aloy.
back in the days,yes.We also used to carry combs,hairbrushes and condoms.That's why it amazes me that Grown-up men with goatie in-between their legs keep their game close to their asses where serious heat can lead to serious busts and serious VDs and serious Tufacing

wallet phone keys pen mint